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okay last batch of wannabe haiku today i swear

I present: The Charm Cat and His Queen.

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Paws on tile, silent.

The queen's at his ablutions.

Steam veils his visage.

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The cat's tail unfurls.

Heat rises in their chamber.

Now the queen disrobes.

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A wand in a stream.

His queen kneels before the throne.

"Meowth, I'm m-pregged."

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Warm cascades issue.

Kittens surf the afterbirth.

Eat the placenta.

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It got spicy at the end.

Eat me...Literally!

In Europe, many of the rich and famous now celebrate the birth of their new born child by throwing a placenta party. A delicate pâté is made from the placenta of the mother and new born child as a dip or an ingredient in a variety of delightful hors d'oeuvres which are served up to guests who happily munch away on the puréed afterbirth in honor of the mother and child. The practice of sucking down afterbirth seems to throw us into the same company of other less civilized animals who eat their afterbirth to reabsorb some of the nourishment lost during pregnancy. This is an acceptable practice in the wild kingdom but somehow closely resembles cannibalism when performed by humans. "Albert, dahling. So nice of you to come. Tell me now, how do I taste?" "Fabulous, my dear girl. Simply fabulous!" I'll eat a girl w zeal and relish but not in this literal sense. Some people just have too much money and too much time on their hands. ~ Trabue Gentry