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Creationism is really weird when you think about it.

cool dunno what that means.

"fujoshis are homophobic" [INCORRECT]

"fujoshis are not homophobic" [INCORRECT]

"Fujoshis are emanations of The One" [CORRECT]

Yet another philosophical quandary solved by the work of PLOTINUS!!!!!!

Hello kitty girlfriend x Anton smut

HELP WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

Can someone just.... explain German to me? Like what are these giant word combinations? Why does everything sound aggressive?

Just... what even is German?

its weird when people tell you to "stop still!"

like do they mean stop and be still or do they mean stop being still?

Sorry what did I miss?

Surefire way to get everyone saying Radelaide

I don't like Gyokko simps >:(

*un-gyokkos your gyokko*

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Not to bash on anyone's ships, or anything, but there is one ship dynamic that I simply can't stand, and that's "Main character's overly competitive and arrogant rival x The main character's supportive girl(best)friend".

Like, okay, I'm not as familiar with as many shows and anime as I would like to be, but in the media I've consumed, these ships don't make any sense! These two characters will barely interact, and when they do they mostly talk about the main character, and yet people will act like they've been connected at the hip! Not only that, but most of the time, the fan art, fanfics, and other fan works of these will have the two other characters treat the main character like dirt! Even if those characters' most kind and tender moments were towards the main character!

Can someone please try to explain what the interest in these ships comes from?!

google lens my savior when i don't understand posts in english

guys, we don't celebrate Halloween in Russia and I don't understand what and how is happening on this holiday, but I know that people go home and ask for candy, I know where Jack's lamp comes from, but that's all if you want to tell me what it is, of course, go ahead, but I can not answer because most likely I'll fall asleep and good luck and thank you probably ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

SMG3's fanart has a branch of being accurate to his character to making him look even hotter than he actually is. The amount of times I've seen him be depicted as a tall badass with a deep voice that doesn't take anyone's shit is insane. Even though in canon he jumped into SMG4's arms when the lights went out and he screamed in a voice higher than Mariah Carey for the same reason, this is still happening. I don't really understand where this depiction of 3 comes from. If anything I'd say he's usually more feminine 🤔

Meanwhile 50% of SMG4 fanart right now is just 4 in a dress

It's mainly the SMG34 shippers too

(Not hating just an observation I made- please don't attack me 🙏)

I kind of hate this new trend ive seen artists do of the wing ears because its like,, basically the biological equivalent of this???

They are hands. You have hands for ears i dont know what else to tell you

WTF DID I JUST BREED 💀💀💀

can someone teach me when to use " and when to use ' please

stares at ur blog with my pathetic eyes /pos

Thank you?