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“It’s the plumber. He’s come to fix the sink. He’s a professional. Of course he has all the right tools in all the right places.” Why was all of this so difficult for Chris to grasp?

Brad then informed Chris the bill for the Electric Company came. They needed to add a tip because, if Chris remembered, “that guy wasn’t wearing a belt so there was no place to put the money.”

Chris’ memory kicked in. “Was that the guy who kept your $20 bill clenched between his butt cheeks for twenty minutes? THAT was impressive.”

Brad then informed Chris it was actually him that performed the money trick. It was when their neighbor Luke came over for late night hot dogs and a shake. It was his money but not a $20 nor even American money for that matter. It was a random Canadian $50 slipped in his g-string while stripping a few nights prior. Brad kept it for dance practice as he knew the little plastic windows helped keep the money in place when you begin to sweat. “It was a bit like training wheels for a bicycle.”

Brad then said he had not yet offered the Canadian $50 for dance practice as he knew Chris was working on yo-yo bits. He then once again expressed his concern for anything with a string for a go-go boy at a gay club that didn’t involve ‘G’ before coming full circle. “The electric guy was the one working everyone’s nipples, and that was either earlier that same day or the morning after.”

Chris thanked Brad for the explanation. Things understandably got blurry in the arena when gorgeous and 22. He, like Brad, was getting tired of being labeled shallow for both being attractive and for his attractiveness attracting more of it. Brad was not above the law nor made the claim. That whole concept never made sense anyway. There was no law of ‘repulsion’ or ‘handsomeness.’ “What was all that attraction hullabaloo?”

Brad agreed. “What would be shallow would be holding on to 22 instead of being it.” Like the beef hamburger, youth was in reality unsustainable. One could buy about ten years with the current line up of alternatives, but in the end, there is exactly that somewhere. “Even ‘forever’ ends. It does so with an ‘R’. None of it a secret either. Why did everyone think Brad and Chris were different people entirely in every blog post? Few can afford the surgery or that kind of lighting.”

Brad then paused before addressing Chris’ query as to the circus of books. “Marketing. You called it with ‘hullabaloo’ just now. When you get the masses in a flurry over something they already know, people seeking power will hire you.” Brad then mentioned in hindsight, Luke’s shake was pretty good. He wasn’t expecting that.

Chris nodded, smiled and then sighed suggesting they tip well. The gays still needed to look out for each other citing another brash of censorship to their blog by Tumblr that continued the spin in favor of bots instead of holding a conversation. He then asked Brad if his money trick really was that. Canadian money looked like Monopoly money. “Was it really real?”

Brad didn’t know suggesting maybe that’s what made it a ‘trick.’ What he did know was that clenching anything with your butt for that long and pulling off ‘sexy’ regardless of age or appearance, proved to be a real skill.

The plummer chimed in abruptly to agree. “Sexy butt clenching was as real as was living in L.A. It was a lot of work to make it there and more to freeze it all in place.” The plummer went on to explain the real skill there was to, “somehow grow old ‘naturally’ while exhausticated and shot up with plastic. To that end, plastic was very real. It’s always been real in real life anyway. You guys are natives to L.A. right?”

Brad and Chris nodded in affirmation.

The plumber then questioned if it was the plastic windows in Canadian money where the weird vibe from their Northern neighbors was coming from. “There was something fishy about a nation that didn’t just play on ice, but actually enjoyed it when it fell from the sky.”

All three let out a quiet shiver at the thought of an entire country filled with frozen fish. The plumber immediately apologized then removed his utility belt. It felt appropriate and it was. Naturally, the fish swam away.

Future!Benrex Headcanons

Ben and Rex are still going strong, having been dating for the 4 years of their lives.

Ben eventually achieved Proctor ranking in the Plumbers while Rex took over Providence when White Knight, surprisingly, decided to retire though he still helps when needed.

At the age of 22, Rex got into an incident that left him in a coma for 2 months.

Ben was horrified over this and was asked by the Magistrata to take a break from Plumber duty.

During the 2 months, Ben realized that he wants Rex to his and only his. After Rex woke up, he and Ben went on a date where the Omnitrix wielder asked him to marry him.

Naturally Rex said yes.

The wedding happened 3 months later and was broadcasted all across the universe.

This was to show everyone that they belong to each other and OFF LIMITS.

Albedo and Breach were best man and best girl, much to Gwen and Kevin’s annoyance.

During the honeymoon, Ben ended up getting pregnant much to everyone’s surprise.

Azmuth explained how it was part of the Omnitrix’s function.

Several months of cravings, vomiting and mood swings later, Ben gave birth to their son Diego Salazar-Tennyson.

During the next two years, Rex stepped down from his position and gave it to Holiday, finding her to be a suitable replacement. Ben also rose to the rank of Magistratus during time.

Ben got pregnant again on their 4th year wedding anniversary and gave birth to their daughter Bianca.

Kevin and Albedo were promoted to Magister ranking and got assigned to monitor the Rooters in the Null Void with Gwen stopping by occasionally to make sure they don’t go crazy.

On Bianca’s 4th birthday, Ben got pregnant a third time but this time is different because Vilgax actually kidnapped Ben.

Ben was missing for 2 months before the Plumbers and Providence were able to locate Vilgax’s ship.

When the rescue team arrived, they found a bloodstained Ben standing over Vilgax’s corpse with a crying baby boy in one of the escape pods.

Ben refused to explain what happened but did introduce his third child, Kenny.

Ben became much more cold and quiet for the next few years though he does slowly go back to how he used to be.

Mustering up some courage, Rex asked Ben what happened. Reluctantly Ben told Rex how he was actually pregnant with twins and Vilgax killed one of them to make an example.

Rex was furious but at least he now understands why his husband was how he was for last few years.

Now at 38, Ben stepped down from Magistratus and gave the title to Grandpa Max who years later gave it to Rook.

The Salazar-Tennyson family are still fighting crime and saving the world but due to their involvement in the past, they have much more free time on their hands.

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