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SDC Headcannons for Mario cart 🚗
This will be my first ever fic so pls enjoy <3
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Jotaro
- [ ] Character: bowser (he wants to be shy guy but doesn't want to look stupid)
- [ ] Favorite track: dolphin shoals
- [ ] Least favorite: baby park lmao
- [ ] Saves all his blue shells until he can get Polnareff or Joseph in first place, he just wants to be a dick
- [ ] Complains about the cheering in the background and asks kakyoin if he's able to turn it off (he can't)
- [ ] Is actually pretty good because of his quick thinking but has definitely broken a couple controllers out of pure rage 💀
With y/n
- [ ] Only apologizes when he hits you
- [ ] When the two of you are playing alone he will pick shy guy because he's much more comfortable around you <3
- [ ] Puts his hat on you to cover your eyes
- [ ] Tell him he's good and you'll get a hat tip and a "good grief😒" bc he's actually blushing
Kakyoin
- [ ] Character: tanooki Mario
- [ ] Favorite track: rainbow road(try hard)
- [ ] Least favorite: any desert level (stereotypical gamer who hates desert levels)
- [ ] Definitely the best and always wins
- [ ] The first time he deflected a blue shell with a boom box every one was like 😧. They then all yelled at him because they wouldn't tell him how he did it
- [ ] Always gets the boost at the beginning and tells people when they went too early or late (this man is an absolute menace)
- [ ] When he can't play he back seat drives as you are playing, but at least he's knows what he's doing
- [ ] Chooses his cart purely on stats and the other make fun of him bc it always looks goofy asf
With y/n
- [ ] Takes the time to teach you all the tricks
- [ ] Sits behind you with his hands on top of yours on the controller so he scan "show you" secretly kinda wants an excuse to touch you hands
- [ ] Gets SUPER flustered when you tell him how good he is lol
Polnareff
- [ ] Character: link bc he has a sword too
- [ ] Favorite track: Paris promenade
- [ ] Least favorite: royal raceway(its too girly)
- [ ] The worst
- [ ] Absolutely terrible
- [ ] Have you seen this man drive irl??
- [ ] My guy would finish in almost last place like every time and makes everyone play another round because he'll "beat them next time"
"Hey guys lets do baby park"- Polnareff
"Finally you can be yourself" - joot
"OH COME ON"-Polnareff
- [ ] Can literally never use his power ups at the right time
- [ ] Is surprisingly good at aiming green shells
- [ ] Forgets what lap he's on and stops to celebrate way too early 💀
With y/n
- [ ] Is you choose peach or daisy he will (not so subtly) choose Mario or Luigi to go along with you
- [ ] Wait for you at the end if you are some how worse then he is because he's a "gentleman" bc he's dumb asf but you love him
- [ ] Tell him you believe in him and that he'll do better next time and this man will straight up purpose to you
Joseph Joestar
- [ ] Character: Iggy bc he thinks it's funny that it the same name as the dog
- [ ] Favorite track: he seems like a yoshi circuit kinda guy
- [ ] Least favorite: Tokyo blur 👎
- [ ] Somehow
- [ ] Someway
- [ ] This incompetent mf is actually really good
- [ ] Played the OG with holly when she was tiny so he says he's "still got it"
- [ ] Jotaro is suspicious and feels like he's using hermit purple to cheat (he probably is)
- [ ] Is terrible at using the gliders, never knows where he is going, has a terrible track record with planes and he's no different in the game
- [ ] Calls peach hot only to be berated by the rest of them for weeks
- [ ] "HOLY SHITTT" every time he gets hit with a blue shell
- [ ] Is told to stfu multiple times per game by Jotaro
With y/n
- [ ] Calls you his good luck charm *wink wink*
- [ ] Asks you to give him a kiss every time he wins. I'm so sorry Susie Q
- [ ] Tell him he's good at the game and he will be like "haha guess this old guy has still got it😅"
Avdol
- [ ] Character: dry bones
- [ ] Favorite track: grumble volcano
- [ ] Least favorite: Moo Moo meadows (this sweet heart hates the thought of hitting cows)
- [ ] Will apologize every time he hits someone or passes them
- [ ] Forgets it's just a game and tries to use magicians red to burn the CPU's
Please I just imagine him shouting "MAGICIANS RED" in the middle of a race and everyone goes quite and looks at him lmaooo
- [ ] Wants to play on teams but no one else ever does
- [ ] Knows all the shorts cuts even more than kakyoin which is surprising
- [ ] Gets really angry every time he's hit by a stage obstacle like a piranha plant or a chain chomp
With y/n
- [ ] No matter how hard it is he is playing with one hand over your shoulder and you can't complain (mans a human heater)
- [ ] Apologies extra when he hits you on accident bc he never would on purpose
- [ ] Tell him he's good and he's a blushing mess the rest of the night and can't think straight 👍
Iggy
-[ ] Has eaten more than one controller and had to get taken to the vet at least once
SDC animal crossing headcannons bc I said so🤩
-Just pretend everyone can play on the same island and stuff without having to be the main account ok? Ok.-
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Jotaro
Only plays because kakyoin asked him to
Literally never talks to the villagers, like they always want to leave
He uses this game like a fishing simulator, all he does is fish
Walks around the museum 24/7
Only really plays late at night so he never gets to shop
With y/n
As I've said before he's not big on words, but you will find stuff outside your house that he "didn't want" (he just wanted to give you something)
Takes you around the museum and tells you everything about the fish he donated <3
Kakyoin
Plays this game like all the time
Restarted over and over again until he got cherries for his island fruit
Buys everything he sees in the shops and his house is decorated so nicely
Literally the only reason the boys even progress in the game
With y/n
He absolutely loves playing with you and probably digs holes around your house so you'll fall in (out of love)
Always haves medicine in case you get stung
Polnareff
He has no clue what is going on
Spends everyday running around and talking to the villagers so much that they get annoyed
Still has a tent for a house bc he cannot figure out how to upgrade it
Buys so many clothes and never wears them, his outfit might look goofy but he thinks he looks great 💀
With y/n
Gets jealous when you talk to the villagers more than him
Very upset that you two can't share a house, and makes the dumbest sex jokes if you two ever end up laying next to each other
Joseph
Invites the most ugly god damn villagers to the island
He has no shame and bought bells off the internet so he didn't have to work for it
Cannot decorate and leaves things he doesn't want all over the island
Hates Tom nook and is very adamant about how much he annoys him, like, he won't stop talking about it
With y/n
Has you show him how to play the game and gets super excited when you offer to decorate for him
Buys you literally everything that in nooks cranny every day, it does not matter if you already have three, you are getting another one
Avdol
Plants and waters flower all the time, he takes care of them every day
His house is full of bugs that he caught and doesn't want to donate because he loves them to much
Yells at people for running through the flowers especially Polnareff
Gives his villagers presents everyday
With y/n
You are the only person he trusts to take care of his flowers besides him
Has matching outfits with you <3
Can we get some first date headcanons for SDC? c:
Ofccc! Tysm for responding!
Joots
Definitely swallowed his pride and asks Joseph for help
Super nervous like he doesn't know what to do
Be patient with him, he probably will just take you for a walk, he really likes night walks down to the beach
He will talk to you about any fish or aquatic animal he sees and is super happy when you are interested too
Overall very chill first date, kisses you very quickly at the end before practically running back to his hotel room
Kakyoin
This poor boy... is SO nervous
He's dreamed of his first date with you since the moment he fell in love
He's so excited to spend alone time with you
Takes you to an arcade!
Loves to teach you how to play video games and is even more happy if you get good enough to beat him (he might let you win, maybe)
Stands behind you and puts his hands over yours to teach you, gets super red when he realized what he did
You are going to have to initiate a kiss bc he is overthinking it to much to do anything
He is a stuttering mess when you pull away
Polnareff
Lover boyyyy
Very romantic and planned date
Takes you to dinner...until it get ruined by Iggy...
He's super upset that his perfect date got ruined
You might have to reassure him that everything is ok and that you are having a good time
The mood is down until he hears someone playing music and pulls you up to dance
You spend the rest of the night dancing as the sun goes down
When the music stops he pulls you close and gives you a very passionate kiss <3
Oldseph
Pays for EVERYTHING
Don't even try to pull your money out he has got it covered
Fancy limousine, nice restaurant, and he buys you anything you so much as look at
This isn't his first rodeo (Suzie Q I am so sorry) so he knows how to impress a girl on his first date
Likes being with you because you make him feel young again and bring out his mischievous side so shenanigans begin
He is 👏 experienced👏 he kisses you with a hand on your back and one cradling your face
When it's time for you to part ways he ruffled your hair
Avdol
Another nervous boy
Takes you on a nature walk
He has your hand in his the entire time
If you get tired he has you up on his shoulders and his is on cloud 9
Just really happy to spend some time with you like you are the only people in the world
Picnic dateeeee
Makes a bunch of food for you both to enjoy
Kiss him while you are laying in the grass next to him and he will fall in love all over again
Hiya!!
Can you do a (platonic if you can) sdc x reader who loves to draw and make comics? it would be so wholesome. :)
thank you!!
Ofcccc!
SDC x reader who loves to draw and make comics [platonic]
Jotaro
Joseph definitely read him he favorite comics when he was a kid so he enjoys them
When he sees you drawing he wants to comment on it but doesn't want to like...be weird about it (stop overthinking joot)
You'd probably have to call him out on him watching you from afar
He's sooooo excited if you ask him to look at your work (doesn't show it tho)
His relaxing time now is usually spent in your company, watching you draw
Kakyoin
It's cannon that he loves manga so he would be SUPER into it from the start
Definitely info dumps about all his favorites to you bc he hasn't had anyone else to talk to and loves listening to you talk about drawing and the whole process
Likes to watch and compliments you on your work
Brings you things to drink/eat as you are working so you can stay productive
Polnareff
Doesn't really get it at first bc I feel like he didn't grow up with comics like the other two
Once you explain it to him though get prepared for about a thousand questions about the entire process
Constantly volunteering himself to help you with posing by being your model
Is right behind you whenever you work which can get kinda annoying but he's just really excited to see something you're passionate about
Oldseph
I'm like 99% sure it's cannon he read comics in part 2
So he is sooooo excited when you tell him that something you like to do
Whips out his old comic book collection to show you
Buys you like new supplies like every time he's out (supportive grandpa!)
Asks if you can draw him all the time since he's always wanted to see what he would look like as a flashy comic character
Avdol
Doesn't want to pry and ask to many questions but don't let that fool you he'd absolutely adore learning about your hobby!
Wants to know everything, the drawing, the coloring, the story process, he's going to soak up as much knowledge as possible
Chases people away when you are working so that you can have a quiet space to work
Shows you yoga and exercises to help with a sore back after hunching over the paper for so long and holding onto a pencil for hours
Could honestly fall asleep to sound of your pencil scratching the paper and sometimes does on accident 
This is for my lovely moot @yuneara so pls enjoy
SDC play legend of Zelda BOTW
Botw is a single player but I'll still try to add in some x reader stuff bc that's my thing 👍
Jotaro
Once again he only played bc Kakyoin asked him to
Ends up actually really liking the game and playing it in his free time
Daruk reminds him a bit of star platinum so he enjoyed his quest line
The kind of person who actively seeks out larger enemies so he can fight them for fun
Thinks Zelda is annoying af
Help him find good gear and he will literally be so happy
Kakyoin
Speed runs the game 24/7
Winds bomb, boko-bounce, you name he knows all the strats
Probably enjoyed mipha's quest line the best
Has a 100% save of the game that took him forever and now he hates koroks because of it lol
Is just...so excited if you ask him how to do speed running tricks
Polnareff
Is actually really good, probably because of his experience with swords
Self inserts with link and wishes he had a love story like his and Zelda's (knight in shining armor type vibe)
Didn't really have a favorite quest line but thought revali was super annoying
Sexy saxophone music literally played in his head when he saw Urbosa for the first time (loves big women)
Help him do shrines I'm begging you he can't figure half of them out
Oldseph
Old man doesn't know what to do
Cannot paraglide for the life of him (I do not trust this man with anything in the air)
Buys every. Single. Outfit.
Is really embarrassed when he had to dress up as a girl for for gerudo town *cue his "oh my goddddd"*
Is absolutely down bad for all of the fairies says he's their sugar daddy for giving them money (please sir you a married man)
Really likes revali's quest line because he reminds him of Caesar
Avdol
Absolutely loves all of gerudo
Talks to everyone is every village he sees and probably has names memorized
Side quests are his main priority
Loves to cook and collect ingredients
The story doesn't matter to this man he's just having fun
Has so many horses and literally cried when one of them accidentally dies
His favorite horse is named after you
Polnareff makes fun of him like "oh so you're riding them hm hm😏😏😏"
*avdol slapped him*
*busts down door* IT IS I
I’d like to order SDC with an S/O that is very quiet, shy, kind, not the type to pick a fight? But during the journey to egypt one of their boys gets hurt and the S/O rolls up their sleeves like “u mess with them u mess with ME” type and just proceeds to beat the living hell out of the enemy stand user right in front of them LMAO? Bonus points if you include their reaction afterwards
Ahhh this is adorable!!!!!
Sorry this took me a bit to write I've been in school so I've less free time lol, but tysm for requesting
SDC with a shy S/O who would fight for them
It's not like you to get very upset, calm, kind, shy, and level-headed is how you're usually described. But something inside you snapped when you saw your S/O, the person you've been traveling with for weeks, get hit down more than they could handle. You wouldn't allow them to get hurt, with reckless abandonment you approach the enemy.
Jotaro
First time in his life he can remember being truly speechless
He only took a blow from an any stand user, he tried his best not to look in pain
But it's almost like you knew he was faking
He saw you take one confident step forward
"Hey idiot don't-"
You were already up in the users face
He had never seen you so angry
You had your stand out, you ran towards the enemy, curses flying from your mouth
Jotaro would get back up, and have you out of harms way before things got worse
He might seem angry after the fact but he was just worried for you
Kakyoin
A little terrified of that look in your eye
He knows deep down what's about to happen as you step around him
Your protective side has been activated
He knows there's nothing he can do to calm your anger so he fights along side you
If you're going to protect him, he'll protect you. Simple as that
"I appreciate how much you care for me, put try to think of yourself a little more alright<3"
He's so sweet
Polnareff
Smitten
It's hard for him to always keep up his "knight in shining armor" persona
Of course he want you to be safe
But letting himself be saved by you, that angry, determined, look on your face
He can't help but fall in love all over again
He likes seeing a different side of you and it makes him feel special
He holds you close after holding back his emotions "thank you...my love"
Joseph
Yells
A lot
He for real doesn't Believe it's you who is throwing punches at the enemy
not your regular skilled, precise movements. You are throwing aggressive and fast blows, your face full of aggression
Honestly he probably thinks it's really attractive to see you like this
Loves this part of you so much (after he's finally convinced it's actually you)
"That was incredible! Maybe I should make you made more often!" He's a lot to handle
Avdol
Nope nope nope
He sees you tense up and he's already holding you back
He's happy that you're passionate and caring for him
But he won't let you get hurt
He knows you can handle yourself but strong emotions can get the better of anyone so he tries to calm you down
He can't even try to stop you when your enemy comes back for round 2 though
"HEY YOU GOT A PROBLEM?? HEY LOOK AT ME IM TALKING TO YOU BITC-"
"Y/N WAIT FOR JUST A SECO-"
Not even the ever fortified avdol can talk you down now
Patches up your injuries and scolds you for being so reckless when it's all said and done
Hey! Is it cool if I request Crusaders headcanons for a reader who was injured in battle and now has scars/wounds on their face and feels really self conscious about it/tries to hide their face?
Ask: Hey! Is it cool if I request Crusaders headcanons for a reader who was injured in battle and now has scars/wounds on their face and deels really self conscious about it/tries to hide their face?
Author's Note: aww ofc!
Stardust Crusaders with an s/o that has scars on their face:
Jotaro Kujo:
He truly doesn't care about scars on your face because he still thinks you're gorgeous even if he doesn't constantly tell you.
If anything, he's a bit offended that you'd want to hide yourself from him.
He wonders if you just think that he dated you based off looks alone.
The last straw was when you refused to look him in the eyes while he tried talking to you.
He turned you to him roughly pressed a kiss onto your lips while lightly tracing your scar(s).
Noriaki Kakyoin:
He'd just be like 😐
LIKE HE LITERALLY HAS TWO SCARS ON HIS FACE.
Of course, he'd never be explicitly harsh, but he wants you to know that you're not the only one who has to worry about scars.
He really wants you to know that he still loves you and always makes sure to caress your face.
He really does adore you, with or without scars.
Jean Pierre Polnareff:
Polnareff is the sweetest boy istg.
He'd ALWAYS talk about how beautiful you were, but now that you're self conscious because of some silly scars, he lays it down ten times more.
He litters kisses around your scars and talks about how tough they made you look.
He claims they enhance your beauty, which he's obviously right about ;)
He's just an overall amazing and loving boyfriend, so he would be able to handle situations like this well.
Joseph Joestar:
This old man's not the greatest when it comes to serious stuff like this.
He does try! Joseph's just used to being able to joke about every situation.
When he sees that you're actually embarrassed of your scars, he steps back.
He may be very a little awkward, but he'll offer you some shoulder pats while trying to reassure you.
"Nothing on your face will ever make you ugly! Look, I have some scars as well, and I'm not ugly to you, am I?"
Muhammad Avdol:
Avdol's probably the most helpful of all of them lmao.
He'd simply offer a hug and a listening ear.
Everyday, he'd be sure to remind you that your scars didn't make you any less beautiful.
If he'd notice you trying to hide your face with any makeup, the tube of product that you used would mysteriously be gone within the next hour ;)
He's husband material please. I'm still mad because of how dirty he was done.
Got any hcs for the Crusaders x reader who's always cold (me lmao) and uses it as and excuse to ask to huddle "for warmth" 😏😏
Author’s Note: it’s the opposite for me lmao
Stardust Crusaders X Cold!Reader Cuddling HCs
Jotaro Kujo:
Queue his side eyes
“Yare yare daze”
He’d offer up his famous jacket
If you tried cuddling Jotaro in public, he’d roll his eyes and wrap an arm around you
In your shared hotel room, he’d actually embrace you though
Noriaki Kakyoin:
Kakyoin would playfully scoff
He'd lend his scarf!!!
He'd also give you a warm hug.
He'd probably buy you a scarf so he can use his own lmao
Jean Pierre Polnareff:
Polnareff would immediately give you a hug
and several kisses
pol would absolutely smother you
he'd do anything for you
especially since it gives him a reason to cuddle you more often
Muhammad Avdol:
Avdol would simply comply with the cuddling
He’d quirk an eyebrow if you’d ever try to cuddle him in public
He’s a man with a surprisingly big ego, Jotaro called him out on it
He’d indulge in some cuddles in public, both to keep you warm and flaunt his amazing girlfriend
Joseph Joestar:
Joseph would definitely buy you something
If you still tried cuddling him, he’d give a hearty chuckle
“You still want to cuddle with me? Well, alright then, c’mere.”
He’d definitely be an amazing heater
Hey could you do a one shot of Polnareff and a trans male reader? Maybe of him making them feel validated?
Validation
Author's Note: I finally got around to writing a request lmao
You sighed as you looked in the mirror. Your reflection could never truly satisfy you. The hormone therapy was doing its job, but you still felt that there was something missing. You didn’t feel like you were ever going to be a “real man”. All of the other men were way taller, so you always stuck out like a sore thumb.
You sighed and ran your fingers lightly over the scars that alluded to the top surgery you had received years ago. Those certainly don’t give me away, you thought with a sigh.
“Mon lapin, what’s wrong?”
You turned and plastered on the best fake smile you could muster. “Oh, nothing much! Just here, y’know-”
Polnareff wrapped his large arms around your waist and pulled you into his chest. “Don’t lie to me, Y/N.”
Your smile faltered. It really wasn’t much of a shock that he was able to read you so well. Jean Pierre Polnareff was never one to not be observant.
“I don’t feel too good. Dysphoria's kicking my ass. I’m so short and all of the other men are so tall, like you. I just wish I could be a real man.”
"Nonsense, mon chou! You're just as much, if not more, of a man than I am. Height doesn't define you. In fact, Jotaro had been telling me about this 15 year-old boy that was only 5'2! He surely must've hit his growth spurt by now! You're just as much of a man as he is, or any other male in the world!"
You titled your head, "You think so, Jean?"
"I know so Y/N." The tall frenchman gave you a smile and booped the tip of your nose with his pinky.
With a snort, you leaned your head into his chest. Jean Pierre Polnareff was most definitely a keeper.
Headcanons Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders (+ GN! Reader)
Main plot : you and the Crusaders are on the road to Cairo and you have to rest somewhere for the night. Financial issue or whatever reason you want, you find yourself sharing a room (and a bed) with one of the boys.
Jotaro Kujo
Not really a light sleeper
Not a deep one either
Just... Neutral... I think
Yet very alert about the attack he might go through
He remains very still when it comes to slumber, something that's foreshadowed in his personality the first time you've ever met him. Doesn't take that much of space in the bed either. The dude is muscular but when he is completely lying down he is not that impressive.
Once he is totally lying on the bed, I guess he doesn't move for the rest of the night –another reflect of his stiff personality– or he doesn't move enough to disturb you while you're sleeping
Quite the contrary actually. Watching him letting his guard down even a little is always a sort of silent compliment. He feels good enough around you to let rest take him
Jotaro is someone who's very comfortable to sleep next to. He leaves enough space to breath at least, keeps his distance, a little bit too much for your liking sometimes but it's only detail
Actually, the perception of the distance between both of your shapes in bed is judged according to the relashionship both of you share
If you two are romantically involved with each other, don't be afraid of these strong arms sneaking to you to make you encounter his chest even though, when you would have pointed out this small detail, he may deny everything but surely mumbles an eloquent yet puzzling "Yare Yare"
Of course, you wouldn't mind having a little bit of Jotaro's body warmth, because, yeah, it's always surprisingly nice to be next to him
It's even better than Avdol's presence due to a stand which is literally not living fire.
Let's talk about Stands by the way
Star Platinum would probably ask you a goodnight kiss, or cuddles, or just a normal hug. Goodness... The soundless "ora" the stand breath out like a secret is too much for your tired little heart seeking for rest
You might think at the moment that Star Platinum has his own personality. An embarrassing fact for Jotaro who gets free kisses on the cheeks and hugs–of course it might be slightly different if he has a crush on you or if you two share an established relashionship but you literally met each other's path last week–
Star Platinum might like to interact with your stand depending on the shape it gets, which is obviously a wholesome yet weird scene.
"Yare Yare daze"
A LOT of Yare Yare daze. Even though he will tell anyone it annoying, he may appreciate it nonetheless.
If you respect each other's boundaries, it won't be any issues.
Joseph Joestar
Jotaro's grandfather is quite nice actually. A big bear when it comes to the field of sleeping –even more than he is with you already–
A lot noisier than his grandson that's for sure
Sleeps always deeply and snores. You could have sworn you heard him mutter "oh my god" in his sleep.
If it is only muttered it is quite nice actually. One night, you weren't with him but Avdol said he shouted it at 3 or 4 in the morning making jump the Egyptian and fall from the bed.
You could have killed someone to be a little mouse that night and watch the whole scene
For the roar of your elder as much to see Avdol fall from the bed. The image in your mind seemed priceless
Goodness... You have slept next to Joseph a few times already. He is not as still and stiff as his grandson. Quite the contrary actually. Arriving to the end of the night without having been slapped is rare enough to be highlighted.
While you were walking in a street, you considered the idea of buying straps like they used in insane asylum. Maybe a little bit too harsh but Jotaro understood your action. Making the younger Joestar smile under his hat.
Though, under normal conditions, for lack of better words, Joseph always keeps his distance while he was resting next to you.
Because... Boundaries... you know... He appreciates them as time goes on. Or maybe it's aging that makes him this way. Older people likes to have their little comfort, sharing but with privacy. A whole mood.
He is way more cautious with his than he was when he was younger. At least a little bit more. But when he sleeps, Joseph doesn't control everything.
Jean-Pierre Polnareff
Both Joestar are a thing.
Polnareff is another
You appreciated to sleep next to the French man. Even though he had no idea about boundaries. (Joseph's style for emphasis) OH MY GOD
Considering the kind of relashionship and the way you both are close, it might differ somehow but not that much
I guess Polnareff isn't the kind of guy to leave you only one minute alone
He's always talking, or more likely babbling his nonsense cut with French words. Which is fine to you but it seems you don't always get what this damn Polnareff would mean
'Mon Dieu Y/N ! I have something to tell you! You won't believe it'
Okay... Why not? But please Polnareff could you tell your story slower and try to organize it? Nobody understands a damn word. "Tu passes du coq à l'âne" as the French idiom says.
And definitely you encountered a week ago, so why the rush? Do you think our dear Y/N is going to vanish with the next rain?
I guess Polnareff is quite a deep sleeper. Sleeping beauty... you know how it is...
He moves a LOT. Turning and returning on his back, belly, shoulders. A whole mood when it comes to rest. A little bit like Sid in the first episode of Ice Age when the sloth tries to find a comfortable way to rest, less theatrical though... Or not.
Of course, it happens when he doesn't slide his arms along your hips, keeping you prisoner of his soft but tight and almost authoritative grip.
Not that you're uncomfortable but... Boundaries...
You understood very well that the road to Cairo would be quite the hardship to overcome. Maybe he needed some relief. J. Gail has raped and killed his sister, he might feel down sometimes.
I guess you just leave him hug you from behind, as weird as it sounds and thanks to the night's natural mystic power to enhance or soothe emotions.
Even though Polnareff is taken within rest's arms, I guess he is the kind to mutter while his eyes and closed and his hair down. You would think he was kind of the man to make big speeches yet he was more the type to say chivalrous pick up lines, may be flirting with his dream person literally, or just mumbling about toilets or food which probably be more realistic. His dreams are definitely a weird place, more than most as you can observe.
Kakyoin Noriaki
Rather complicated to imagine how it would be to share a room with the cherry boy. I think we'll have to take a bigger and general frame to distinct how it would happen while you share a room with Kakyoin
As always, it is mostly about what your relashionship is about. A crush? Real love? Friendship? It has been barely a week that you're with the boys but you feel as if you've been with them your whole life, as if nothing happened before and mostly thanks to Kakyoin's presence
I guess he is quite the guy to try to make you feel comfortable around all the other Crusaders and being a part of them as well.
He is very sweet, welcoming and tries to tell you everything you could have missed since the start of their journey, first, how they ended together to chase Dio. First, the illness striking Jotaro's mother so as to not make an undelicate remark in the future for instance.
Kakyoin loves to talk to someone able to listen to him as much as he would be able to listen to someone.
He would also like to hear you talk about your country and customs or places where you have been. He firmly believes that you can see the heart of a person and their interests through the places they went for any reason.
These little talks would surely take place in the room you share.
Kakyoin likes to share stories too. It doesn't have to be serious ones but you could come to share what made you laugh, dream or anything else in any situation.
Kakyoin has a lot of boundaries. Might blush a little when it comes to privacy. Because, yes, it is a question that doesn't come first with the other boys and cherry boy is really concerned about it. He is the one that cares the most about respect with Avdol.
As for sharing a night in the same bed, he is quite normal I guess. Although, if your relashionship goes a little further, his unconscious being might be slightly clingy if you are close to each other.
Also, if you have a TV in your room, he will leave you choose what you want to watch. Something that could end into a battle with any other guy of the team.
Kakyoin might be the most accepting among the boys as long he can relax a little bit between the steps of your journey to Cairo, which is not so obvious with anyone else in your little team.
Muhammad Avdol
WAY TOO WARM !!
If you don't like being cold Avdol is your man. Though, is you don't endure well heat, you'll probably curse him every second of a night spent next to him.
His body irradiates already of some warmth, if Magician Red comes in the room, prepare yourself to go in a sauna.
This being said, Avdol is quite nice actually.
Likes silence and long talks. If he's not in the mood, he might read a book while enjoying this short break. He'd like to know your taste in these by the way. It's even nicer if you can share about a story you both read or if you are able to recommend him something.
All this little talks takes place in the room you share. Even in the bed sometimes when it's 1 or 2 in the morning because nights are difficult due to the eternal pressure of time and the threats ahead lying in the shadows along your trip.
Avdol is also quite the stiff man when he sleeps so don't worry too much about boundaries. He's also very polite and respect you pretty much as a person with privacy.
Actually, the Egyptian mostly shares a room with Joseph so as to have a plan in case and anticipate potential next hardships. So you don't share a room that much. Ten times at most along the trip to his homeland.
Avdol is also a quiet man and very cautious. He's also learning to apprehend you and to trust you. And behind the shut doors of your room, you are yourself in your most human way.
His little hobby is trying to predict your future but as any people of his kind, he doesn't make it direct enough to be clearly understandable.
And yourself, whether or not do you believe in his talents, you ask him sometimes to see what's going to happen according to cards or palm lines. It relieves you or not but at least you keep you ready to what your going to face in the future. Even though it remains awful or not.
✧ General Yandere!SDC Polnareff HCs
Polnareff, my beloved Frenchman 💗 I can't get enough of the lovesick man, so here's my contribution.
TW: Somnophilia, coercion, manipulation, dub con, delusional thinking, implied gaslighting, kidnapping, brief mentions of violence (not against reader)
⚔ Polnareff is a true romantic.
He said it himself, he wants a girl who'll love him with all their heart! And he's happy to go the extra mile for you to say those 3 magic words,
"I love you!"
⚔ This dedication to pure romance grants him semi-lucidity.
He knows the motions of love. He must court you, make an effort to know your character, and show you his vulnerable being as is.
However, his awareness blocks out any sound reasoning when his fondness for you turns all consuming.
He is an exception to your rules and boundaries. All because he knows you best, and he'd do anything for you.
Everything he does that's questionable has a free pass backing it.
He is the exception after all. He can do no wrong when fighting in your name. The name of love.
"Chéri(e), you have to think about it my way. Those sad excuses for 'friends' were just using you! Why else would they tell you to stay away from me?"
⚔ At first, it may not sound flattering that you caught his eye- he is very forward and flirty to those he's attracted to, and that's very many people- but you were different! Something told him to not let you walk away.
Before you knew it, Polnareff had managed to introduce himself and strike up a fluid conversation.
⚔ It's hard for you to notice his violent behavior at first. Not because he's extra careful or anything. He actually thinks you'll praise him for beating someone into submission for you.
He's fairly normal when you're alone or around non-threats. Such as the crusaders, family members, and even friends of yours he's sure won't cross him.
But around potential competition and active threats, he becomes a different person.
Long gone is the extroverted Polnareff. To him there's nothing funny about possibly losing you. He really hates to scare you when the flip switches and he's killed whoever came onto you. It's just a necessary evil.
⚔ Clingy, Clingy, Clingy. Polnareff hates being away from you in any way shape or form. If he can't at least see you then he'll begin to stress.
He needs anything at all to soothe the cold feeling he gets when you leave him.
This led to you giving him a piece of jewelry you never wore often enough to keep. He never takes it off. The metal is even worn from where his hands have rubbed against it so often.
This won't last him, though. He'll need you completely for himself before the uncertainty of knowing where you are and why you aren't with him drive him mad.
Once he does take you for himself, he can't deny himself all the cuddles and kisses he can give you. On your first day of being kidnapped (he likes to call it relocating you) your neck and shoulders were marked with fierce lovebites as he sat you in his lap against his broad chest.
⚔ Now that his full character has come to light, you obviously can't look at him the same.
Even if you were ready to enter a relationship with him, he ruined it. It hurts how someone you thought really cared for you would do something like this. Keeping you in his home and acting like nothing happened whenever you give him the cold shoulder.
⚔ Your defiance in whatever form it takes won't affect him for the most part. It's nothing he can't make a joke of or dismiss as part of the process as long as you're not putting yourself at risk. Like running off or trying to fight him
He won't dare lay a finger on you. The most he could do is leave a bruise by holding your arms down or pinning you if you tried taking him head on. He'll feel a great deal of shame and guilt if he ever does leave a bruise.
Expect a day of pampering and Pol kissing it better.
"Ah, did our little play fight get too heated? Here, what do you need? Other than me, of course, hehe~"
⚔ He's not like most yanderes when it comes to freedom and interaction.
He actually doesn't mind you going out as long as he's by your side. Talk to any of his friends when they're around, if you'd like (but not too much, don't make me jealous) ! Seeing you lonely and curled up against corners of the house far from him pain him more than you could know. Why would he do that if he knows he can handle you?
His arrogance factors into this. You may have a chance of escape by taking advantage of that.
⚔ Speaking of escape, it's even more frustrating to hatch a plan when it comes to Pol.
It sounds so easy at first. He let's you out and about, he never ties you down or threatens you, there's so much leniency.
Being so close to Polnareff blows up in your face because no one believes that the man you seemed your happiest with is capable of that. Everyone has seen you both before he claimed you. Always laughing and out with one another exploring the town. Even after being kidnapped, you still go out. Never do you have an injury that couldn't be chalked up to clumsiness.
It's like you've gone mad- why won't anyone listen?
⚔ In the end, he just wants to feel loved by you. Even if you lie to his face. It's more desirable than you blocking him out completely.
To be held, kissed, and treasured by you is all that matters to him. And he'll let you know when he's on his knees clutching your shoulders. Through a river of tears, he'll beg you to at least tell him you love him.
NSFW
⚔ Pol's a switch. He'd love it if you ever decided to top him! He knows you're still adjusting to living with him and being his lover, so he'll praise you all along the way and ease you into taking him if you ever let him know. But before then he'll have to expell the swirling butterflies in his stomach so he can guide you without giggling from sheer excitement.
His large hands will find your own and squeeze at everything you do right. And you'll earn deep moans for everything done well.
He's very vocal. When it comes to you even more so. Having you with him like that, even you touching him through his clothes would have his voice wobbling.
"R-right there- Non, non, non, don't pull away, darling, I'm close- You're doing so good for me~"
⚔ If you're not ready for that, that's okay with him. He'll still very much enjoy filling you himself and have you panting in a sweaty heap beneath him while he rocks in and out of your heat at a loving, languid pace.
It's so cute to him how you begin tense, your hands on his shoulders and your thighs squeezed shut, then melt little by little. All your resistance collapses from every advance, and it leaves you a breathless flustered mess.
⚔ He's still delusional when it comes to sex. Just more careful.
He'd hate to hurt you, he doesn't think of himself as some kind of creep who'd bend you over and have his way without a care.
He still believes he's wooing you. When really he's coercing you.
I mean, it's just a few glasses of wine shared between him and his lover. It's not like he's drugging your or getting you blackout, you just loosen up when you have a few drinks, is all. And it's easier for you both when you do.
Is one thing he tells himself to justify what he's doing.
⚔ If you pick up on this and refuse a single drop, he will shift to guilt-tripping and pressuring you.
"I know how you feel, mon amour. But you shouldn't leave me in the dark like this. I can help."
"Heyhey, no hitting! I won't hurt you, and I'll be very gentle~ so don't move away."
"Do you really love me?"
⚔ On top of that, he frequently touches you as you sleep.
To him you're already in a relationship. And it's not even like you'll feel his heavy cock against your backside or when you wake up. So it doesn't really count as unwanted to him.
He mostly ruts against you through your clothes at a desperate pace. Or gives you open mouth kisses until your body instinctively suckles his tongue.
If you ever wake up during it, he'll try cooing to you until you fall back to sleep, or even try and pretend you're still asleep so he can finish before comforting you.
⚔ Polnareff usually prefers slower paces, it's more passionate to him. And easier to edge you.
Right when he can feel your insides flutter and nails dig into his skin, he'll pull out. Again, and again, and again will he do this. Until him slipping inside you with ease and dragging all the way out at a snails pace breaks you. Just you wailing his name and pleading would be enough for him to finally let you finish.
"Ah, ah, ah, whats the magic word?"
⚔ His fun personality will follow into the bedroom. He's not afraid of cracking a joke now and again or straight up laughing.
⚔ Pol loves you very much and would honestly do anything you asked of him.
He is dedicated to satisfying you, even if you don't appreciate him yet.