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Tiziano and Squalo with a yandere s/o
They got me wanting to gobble them up😋
Thank you for coming to my cafe, darling.
Sorry if I haven't been posting requests.. I've been busy and losing the motivation to write but I'll try my best to stay active. ( ╓ ‸╖)
Sorry in advance cause i wrote this informally-
But here's your order!
Content warning: Yandere themes but not written seriously
Yipee
☞ this is so messy i am very sorry ◈ Okay so you know how they both die from narancia? Let's say that you saved them from The little orang because obviously, you're obsessed with the lovers-
◈ They both passed out for a while and you took this chance to bring them back to your house while singing ٩(＾◡＾)۶ Now that they're in your house, you tie them up in your room after licking the blood from their wounds patching their wounds, of course, you don't want your beloveds to be injured :[
◈ Once they wake up their reactions would be confused but of course, they're gonna keep their guard up since they failed the mission. Did the boss take them back and is preparing their punishment? will they die??? if so, they're prepared to fight back, summoning their stands only to find out that they can't summon it. a stand attack?? is this the boss's stand power?
◈ Footsteps are heard approaching the door and BOOM!!! the door slammed open only to see..you..? Wait what- who are you?? and- is that narancia you're dragging..? wait why does his head have a hole- oh god his brain is showing..What is wrong with you?? you insane fuck😧
◈ Wait they made eye contact with you- are you gonna kill them next?? guess what happens next ◈ you dash towards them- close your eyes!! but the only thing they feel is..arms wrapping them both?? :0 Apparently you started giving them love kisses and affection! kissy kiss kiss muah muah chup chup ♡ ～('▽^人) God they're so cute! and hot- Don't you just wanna lock them up forever with you?
Masterlist
※ℬ𝓊𝓃𝑔𝑜𝓊 𝒮𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓎 𝒟𝑜𝑔𝓈
ɴsғᴡ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ[ᴊᴏᴜɴᴏ sᴀɪɢɪᴋᴜ x ᴅᴏᴍ ɢɴ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ʜᴀɴᴅʟᴇ ɪᴛ, ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ. ɴᴏ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴍᴘʀᴇss ᴍᴇ.[ғʏᴏᴅᴏʀ ᴅᴏsᴛᴏᴇᴠsᴋʏ x sᴜʙ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] sғᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ɴsғᴡ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴇᴛᴄʜᴏᴜ. ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴇᴇʟ?[ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ ᴏsᴀᴍᴜ x ᴅᴏᴍ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ɪ’ᴍ ᴀ ᴅɪsᴇᴀsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ’ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʀɪᴅ ᴏғ.[ғʏᴏᴅᴏʀ ᴅᴏsᴛᴏᴇᴠsᴋʏ x ᴅᴏᴍ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ? ʟᴇᴛ’s ʀᴇsᴛᴀʀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ.[ғʏᴏᴅᴏʀ ᴅᴏsᴛᴏᴇᴠsᴋʏ x ᴅᴏᴍ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ʙᴇ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ, ᴅᴀʀʟɪɴɢ. ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ɪs sᴛɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ᴀғᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟ.[ʙsᴅ x sᴜʙ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ]
sғᴡ ʀᴇᴜɴɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ[ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ ᴏsᴀᴍᴜ x ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] sᴜɢᴀʀ ʀᴜsʜ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴs[ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ x ʀɪᴄʜ ᴋɪᴛsᴜɴᴇ ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ғɪʀsᴛ ᴍᴇᴇᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴɢᴏᴜᴛ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴs[ᴀᴅᴀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ, ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ[ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ’ᴠᴇ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍʏ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢs ᴡɪɴ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ[ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ x ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ʟᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴀʀʀɪɴɢ ʙᴇɢɪɴ![ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ ᴇᴅᴏɢᴀᴡᴀ x ʀɪᴄʜ ᴋɪᴛsᴜɴᴇ ᴍᴀʟᴇʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x (ᴘʟᴀᴛᴏɴɪᴄ)ʏᴏsᴀɴᴏ ᴀᴋɪᴋᴏ)]
※𝒥𝑜𝒿𝑜'𝓈 ℬ𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒜𝒹𝓋𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒
ɴsғᴡ sᴀʏ ɪᴛ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ᴀᴍᴏʀᴇ.[ɢɪᴏʀɴᴏ ɢɪᴏᴠᴀɴɴᴀ x ᴅᴏᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ.[ᴍɪsᴛᴀ ɢᴜɪᴅᴏ x ᴅᴏᴍ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] sғᴡ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍɪɴᴇ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏs[ᴀʙʙᴀᴄᴄʜɪᴏ ʟᴇᴏɴᴇ x ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ʀɪᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ[ᴛʀɪsʜ ᴜɴᴀ x ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ, ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ.[ɢɪᴏʀɴᴏ ɢɪᴏᴠᴀɴɴᴀ x ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ᴏᴠᴇʀɢʀᴏᴡɴ ɢᴀʀᴅᴇɴ[ɢɪᴏʀɴᴏ ɢɪᴏᴠᴀɴɴᴀ x ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ʏɪᴘᴇᴇ[ᴛɪᴢɪᴀɴᴏ x ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ x sǫᴜᴀʟᴏ]
※ℒ𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝓈𝓂/𝒱𝒾𝓇𝒶𝓁 ℋ𝒾𝓉
※ℳ𝑜𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓎 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝒫𝒶𝓉𝓇𝒾𝑜𝓉
sғᴡ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴏғ ᴜs ᴡɪʟʟɪᴀᴍ ᴊᴀᴍᴇs [ᴍᴏʀɪᴀʀᴛʏ x ғᴏʀᴇɪɢɴ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ] ᴡɪᴘ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sɪsᴛᴇʀ~ [ ᴍᴏʀ ɪᴀʀᴛʏ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴘʟᴀᴛᴏɴɪᴄ!] ᴡɪᴘ
※𝒪𝒷𝑒𝓎 𝓂𝑒! 𝒮𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓌𝑒 𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒?
ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𝐉𝐨𝐣𝐨’𝐬 𝐛𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭
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A part 2 of the Jotaro x reader fic I made bc I now finally have time lol
Link to part 1:
Ok now part 2!
Jotaro wakes up with an unfamiliar weight on him, his eyes flutter open to see you peacefully sleeping on his chest, your hands grip into his green shirt he never took off from yesterday. Your nose is almost buried in his neck and as he watches your back rise and fall with your breathing, he can't stop the blush from creeping onto his face, which he exasperatedly covers with his hand
A sudden loud crash starts you awake and the door is loudly slid open, you hear a French accent yell
"AH the lovers are finally awake!"
Only now do you notice where you were laying, you scramble off of your friends chest hurriedly apologizing, unable to look at Jotaro in the face.
"Get the hell out..." Jotaro's cold voice warns trying his best not to yell.
"Ohhhhkayyy" the French man teases "but your mom made pancakes!!" he says leaving the door open behind him
You finally get up the courage to ask what happened last night and he explains it to you in a monotone voice.
"Thank you" you say quietly barley looking at him
"It was Kakyoin's idea" he lied, putting on his hat to hide his blush
You follow him out to the kitchen only to be smothered by his mother who was just so happy that you were there, that her son had another friend at school, she completely ignored the fact you slept in the same room.
You sat down at the table she invited you to in-between Jotaro and Kakyoin and were introduced to the three others, a friend Polnareff as well as a man by the name of Avdol and Jotaro's grandfather, Mr. Joestar.
"I wondered how long it would take for my grandson to take after me" Mr. Joestar commented with smirk.
Jotaro didn't reply but looked like he was about to kill everyone in that room.
You ate a quiet breakfast as the rest of the family seemed to drop the subject of you and Jotaro. Once you had finished you gathered your things thanking everyone profusely for you stay. Kakyoin suggested Jotaro walk you to the station and he obliged.
The walk was quiet until you looked up at him to say "It was your idea wasn't it?" With a smile
"Hm how did you know" he grumbled
"Well I did wake up in you room"
"Sorry if that was....uncomfortable"
"Actually I think that was the best I've slept in a while, I didn't wake up once" you said smiling softly.
"Oh good grief" he couldn't hide the blush on his face so he thanked god you didn't notice
You turned around and waved goodbye to him as you ran to catch your train
"Come by....again alright" he could barley get the words out but was comforted by your smile letting him know your heard him
Gahhh such a fun fic let me know if you want more of this au I have so many ideassss <3
Hi hi!!! I was wondering if I could please request something for young Joseph Joestar?? Maybe where the reader works with Lisa Lisa and Joseph seeks the reader out to “help” with his hamon but really just wants to spend time with her?? I hope that makes sense🙏 just something super cute and fluffy!! I’m such a sucker for Joseph’s cocky but caring attitude :) thank you so much in advance but of course don’t feel pressured to write this if you don’t want to!!
Omg yesss, such a sucker for cocky Joseph🫶
Your job had been a relatively peaceful one, helping maintain the island with Suzi and training with Lisa Lisa and her respectful student, Caesar. It was a quiet life and one that you had gotten into a routine with. That was of course, until he showed up.
All of a sudden your life became entangled with the charismatic and overly cocky Joseph Joestar.
"Come onnnnn just 20 minutes, I might even let you win" Joseph boasted, that cheeky grin plastered on his face
"Enough Jojo, it's practically the middle of the night" you groaned, leaning the front of your body out the window
Joseph stood in the courtyard, two floors down from your room, yelling unapologetically with that mask covering his face doing nothing to quiet his chiding voice.
"I don't have all day!" He called again "you owe me one for doing some of your chores"
You couldn't help but remember that he had been the one to offer to do some of the heavier lifting around the island with no prompting from you in the slightest.
"In the morning Jojo, I'm trying to sleep" you went to close the window before you felt something stop you
You felt the air pressure building around the window, you groaned
"Just because you can use hamon doesn't mean you have to go around using it whenever!"
"If you want me to stop you'll have to make me!" He calls, practically singing each word
"You little-" you storm out from your room and down the stairs, still in your night clothes
You burst out the door into the courtyard, stomping across the cobbles to where he stood outside your now abandoned window.
"Took you long enough! Come now, let's see what you've got" he took a fighting stance, beckoning you with his hand outstretched
"What? you want me to beat you again?" You teased
"Oh we will see about that" he taunted "now, ladies first..."
He gave you the opportunity so you took it. Quickly tackling him and spinning him so you could pin his arms around his back and his front to the ground.
"Don't be cocky if you're just going to lose" you moved allowing him to get up
As he brushed himself off, an embarrassed blush blooming on the tips of his ears, you took the opportunity to jab at him once more
You pocked lightly at his ribs "this really couldn't wait till tomorrow morning?"
"Couldn't sleep and I couldn't think of anything better to do" he laughed, standing up to his full height
"So I'm just a last ditch effort?" You turned to leave and go back to your bed, throwing him a smile over your shoulder
"Awww did you hope I can here just to see you" he chided
You whipped around suddenly to face him, blushing yourself. Admittedly you had sort of hoped he had sought you out to spend time with you, even if it was just training. He had sought out you, not Caesar or anyone else so there was some hope within you.
He laughed at your flustered expression, "and what if I did come here just to see you? Would that be such a crime?"
"That's enough Jojo, I'm going to bed" You glared, ready to give him the cold shoulder but without warning two strong hands threw lifted you into the air.
"What the-? Put me down!" You tried to hide your laughter as Jojo threw you over his shoulder
"We're not done here yet! You're up, I'm up, and I've been waiting all day to have you to myself!"
You went limp and let out an exasperated breath, at least he was being honest now.
It was a night of endless teasing and near constant defeat on the part of Jojo. He only wished this mask wasn't on so he could would kiss that smug grin off your face after the times he had let you win, just to see unmistakable fire in your eyes when knew he would ask for "just one more match"
I’m sure plenty have done this joke but it’s a genuinely good anime
Bonding with the Brando kids (excluding Giorno) feat. your boyfriend, DIO
You honestly didn’t know what to expect when Dio told you that he had kids, much less three of them. He didn’t wish to scare you off, and you certainly understand it: not every person would be open to a relationship with a single father. Despite that, you decide to reassure Brando and tell him you aren’t just going to run away from him. “Of course you aren’t,” he’d tell you smugly, laughing the confession off, but deep down, you know he appreciates it.
Since then, you are captivated with the idea of actually meeting the three. Dio showed you pictures of them that he carries around in his wallet (god forbid someone laughs at him for being overly sentimental, at least he’s being a good father and not the wreck that Dario was), and you already fell in love with the children from the stories he told you. Brando is still reluctant about you meeting them. It would involve a lot of coaxing until he agrees to invite you to his home for the weekend, reminding himself to make sure the boys are on their best behavior in front of you. Wouldn’t want to make a bad first impression.
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Okay I read your bio and see that requests are open, so- I have a family friend who keeps pressuring my mom to let her set me up with this guy my age who she helps and I did make an effort to get to know him but honestly he’s kind of weird and kept asking to date me despite not knowing anything about me and he’s also asked my friends to date them too. I told him no each time but he kept pressing. My mother let my family friend know about this behavior but instead of asking him to stop, the family friend kept pushing my mom to convince me to give him another chance. She told my mom that she thinks he and I have a similar sense of humor and even suggested to her that they plan a meetup for me and him at the mall even though I expressed I don’t like him. My mom said no. It makes me very angry that the family friend doesn’t seem to care about my feelings in the situation. I hadn’t expected her to react like that so I do feel angry and betrayed. How would Team Bucciarati (plus Trish, if you write for her) react to their friend telling them about this and expressing their frustration about it? Platonic and non yandere, please. Thank you!
I am very sorry that you have to go through that, I know exactly how you feel. It’s really frustrating and my heart goes out to you. I’m glad your mom is able to see and recognize your feelings. I do hope in the future that your family friend will get it straight you are completely uninterested. Keep strong and I know that everything will work out anon. I know I am not much help, but if ever need to talk I’ll be here. Now to the prompt at hand !💓
Bucci Gang Reacting to S/O with a Close Relation Problem
⋘ 𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎... ⋙
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Giorno Giovanna:
Giorno will catch onto your sunken spirit. With you being such a close person he holds to his heart, he will do anything to make you feel better.
When the news breaks, Giorno will become frustrated and very upset. He has some distrust towards adults and hates when their expectations are like that.
He does his best to comfort you by taking you down for a nice walk in a rural area of Naples he would sometimes go to as a child when his family situation went out of control. He would also take you to a small cafe and would love to drink a cup of tea with you to calm down your flared feelings.
Once you two get back to the manor you both live in along with the others, he takes you to the gardens to let you two listen to the calming flowing water of the marble-carved fountain.
Giorno would also use GER to make the flowers bloom around you. Their sweet calming scent adds more serotonin from the already calming fountain.
He wouldn’t do anything rash and honestly just wants to get your mind off the fact of everything going on.
Before retiring for the night, he stops you to reassure you that he will always be there for you and that there will always be light in the future.
Bruno Bucciarati:
Bucciarati will notice how distant you have been from the group lately. You haven’t been avoiding them per se, just not as energized as you always were.
He sends everyone out on a mission leaving you along with him. Bucciarati will offer you a cup of your preferred beverage choice and would want to have a talk with you.
After hearing about all your troubles, he is literally torn. You haven’t uttered a word of it to the others, keeping to yourself in silence. Immediately he will hug you and pat your back.
Bucciarati will refrain from sending you on missions, maybe only to run a few errands, but not too much. He will want you to reflex and take it slow with him by your side if you ever need to vent.
Honestly, Bucciarati would be the type to contact the said family friend because he wouldn’t want this to keep going. He’s very curt and professional about it, wanting to resolve it as soon as possible.
Although in the meanwhile, he would cater to you. Bringing you favorite food, drinks, your favorite music artist, also possibly buying you one of the newest Nokia modeled phones for your own other personal uses.
Bucciarati is just a twenty-year-old mom in the mafia.
Guido Mista:
You confront him first about it, wanting to talk to him because you two are the closest throughout the group.
He needs to take a moment to process all the words you vented to him and then would start yelling how “bullshit” it was.
Mista will be the first to take care of it for you, which leads you to frantically reassure the plotting gunman down from his crazy thoughts.
He would then usher you out to have some good food, which he meant pizza.
Mista is the type to try to giggle your problems away and get you caught up in the moment to forget the problem at hand. He isn’t as irresponsible as Narancia, but he does have his moments.
It’s just “Ah ah ah! What did I say?! No talking about that when we’re about to dig into this delicious pizza!”
You can’t help but laugh and go along with Mista’s plans. He does his job and does it well.
Mista at the end of the day would confront Bucciarati about it knowing that he would be able to handle it much more reasonable than he could.
Mista would remain by your side until the whole ordeal is taken care of, laughing and bringing even joy to your life.
Narancia Ghirga:
You vent to him after he started to whine that you were being uncanny and unfun. Narancia does get in childish fits and this causes the pent-up stress to finally take its toll.
Narancia will stare and blink at you in shock. His once energetic exterior is ruined as he literally deflates on spot.
He glomps onto you and it sounds like he was almost about to cry. It turns into a venting session because how the two of you don’t really vent to the others much. Out of all the other members, he is the one who reacts to it super emotionally. For example with him starting to cry, tug at you, then the next moment being his chipper self again as he starts bouncing up and down trying to get you to give him attention.
Just like Mista, he takes you to his fav pizza place or you just chill in his room listening to his favorite western rap. Literally just like Mista but more touchy and whiny.
He would confront Bucciarati but on the situation at hand. More like he just needs help on the best way to comfort someone.
Narancia is also totally the type if they encounter your family friend, he would absolutely go feral. The switchblade comes out and he just reenacts that whole Fugo with the fork ordeal.
Leone Abbacchio:
He kind of forces it out of you. Unlike Bucciarati, he corners you in a room and tells you to spit it out.
Abbacchio will just stand there, the more you go on the more his face darkens. His eyes completely blinded by the long locks of hair that adorned his head.
He is overall pissed, pissed more out of everyone else in the group. You have to stop him from storming out of the room and just wanting to hug him for support.
During this time, this is when Abbacchio’s guard is down. You can ask him to almost do anything and he would comply with it. Just like the others he wants to make you happy!
When you ask to use his lipstick, he would hand it over with a puff. Wanting to try on his clothes? Sure, he would just need to make sure to give you the newest and clean batch.
Anything that gives you little slices of joy, he would agree to do so. He went through a time when he was emotionally vulnerable and had no one to really be there for him.
He may not react much, but for sure he does feel for you the most.
Pannacotta Fugo
Fugo is just like Abbacchio with how to comfort you during your troubles. At least unlike Abbacchio, he is more tender and tries to understand how you feel.
He sympathizes with the whole expectation thing since all his life he was bombarded with them, especially with the people close to him.
He awkwardly hugs you and tries to convince you that you will be alright. As I said, Fugo isn’t the best with comfort but he will try because he hates seeing how distressed you look.
Fugo would offer you a reading session or have some tea, although that’s what the two of you normally do. He would also like to talk walks with you just like Giorno, as he does this to clear his mind whenever he gets in one of his fits or is ever bothered by something.
Oh and he would love to bake with you. Bake some nice strawberry cake for the two of you to enjoy to get your mind off of your troubles.
By the end of the day he just wants you to know no matter how awkward or displaced he acted, he will always support you.
Trish Una:
She senses it with her cool-girl observation powers, like when she would just sit there silently and watch kinda thing.
When you’re sitting on the sofa or just laying on your bed, she will make her move. Trish will sit right next to you and just get straight to the point. Her deadpan voice even added to the tiny interrogation.
Once you tell her, her shoulders slug a bit as her eyes flicker towards your carpeted ground. Hesitantly she would reach her hand over and hold it, letting in a few squeezes as she runs on a monologue on how much you mean to her and to not let it get you down.
She’s very sincere even through her harsh words. Trish may somewhat insult your family friend in front of you and you’re just like sitting there listening as she does so.
Trish is also the type to relieve your stress on shopping. Just the two of you on a bestie date buying the cutest stuff for the both of you. Pampering yourselves away.
She also gets pretty protective of you, not letting the other guys in the house come to talk to you or make some corny dirty joke while you just like burnt out.
Most likely she’ll coop you up in her room and just give you a whole facial or something just relaxing that would make you go back to your old cheerful self.
Forget about the others, you need to worry about the next coat of polish on your nails.
Next time someone wants to request a headcanons with the bucci gang, I need them to be specific if it’s them whole or each individual. I think both are good concepts so just for future reference ig??? You all don’t have to do it if you don’t want too 😳
Ya'lll If U Gusy Know Any Sub! Enrico Puccci X Male! Or GN! Reader PLEASE HIT ME UP I BEG.
Yandere la Squadra Esecuzioni memes ~
Warnings : isolation , heavy swearing , inappropriate use of stands , possessiveness , obsession , Prosciutto being a daddy.
joseph joestar as your dad headcanons
bruh i really should have done this on fathers day but oh well 😀
cw: language, hint at character death, mention of fighting. SPOILERS FROM PT2!
gn!reader and enjoy 😌
omg if you’re his child that means your sister is holly literally so cute.
joseph would be such a good dad i can’t.
he’d be v over protective over you bc this is literally THE JOJO UNIVERSE
omg as a little kid he’d do little tricks with hamon to make you laugh or be entertained.
:(( thinks about :(( how ceasar :(( WOULD’VE BEEN :(( UNCLE CEASAR 😩😩
every day user of dad jokes AND HYSTERICALLY LAUGHS AT HIS OWN JOKES
as a kid you’d sleep on his stomach and he’d hold you so close 🥺
along with being protective enemy and dangerous people wise, HE’S PROTECTIVE OVER YOUR LOVE LIFE.
“i’m just saying if you have an s/o i’ll fight them if they hurt my baby”
a “cool” dad. he tries to stay in the trends but fails miserably.
“is this what the kids call “lit” these days??”
“pops- please stop-”
would tell you stories from his young days with ceaser
because he is the “cool dad” he wants to be your favorite parent AHAHAHHA
he also lets you have candy before bedtime SOMETIMES
he’d read you his comic books as bed time stories and be really expressive when reading the sound bubbles
not having a filter when you were younger-
“SON OF A BITCH” - joseph
“JOSEPH! not in front of your child!” - suzie q
he loves and adores you literally so much. you’re his pride and joy.
carrying you on his back or just picking you up a lot in general. also tickle fights
he loved to hug you and cuddle you but the cuddles became less frequent as you grew older.
spoiled you and holly sm pls
shares his, as jotaro would call it, “pointless crap” with you every time he sees something new.
“y/n listen to this new weird al parody with me!”
the whole fam watches disney films together on a non busy movie night 🥺
loved to chase you around and play peek-a-boo with you
even as you grow up, you’re bond is still very tight knit and close :)
during angsty teen years he had to go into semi strict dad mode and he offers advice whenever he thinks you need it.
he shares the things granny erina told him 🥺
if you think you can hide anything from him then think again LMAOO
he’s super intuitive and you’re literally his kid so he knows you even more than some enemy
he’s gonna know a vague idea on what’s wrong before you even think about telling him what happened
is so proud of you no matter what you do and he’s such a supportive dad
will always be there for you no matter how busy he is
this was kinda short but i hope you all enjoyed nonethelesssss :))
jjba masterlist
Headcanons Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders (+ GN! Reader)
Main plot : you and the Crusaders are on the road to Cairo and you have to rest somewhere for the night. Financial issue or whatever reason you want, you find yourself sharing a room (and a bed) with one of the boys.
Jotaro Kujo
Not really a light sleeper
Not a deep one either
Just... Neutral... I think
Yet very alert about the attack he might go through
He remains very still when it comes to slumber, something that's foreshadowed in his personality the first time you've ever met him. Doesn't take that much of space in the bed either. The dude is muscular but when he is completely lying down he is not that impressive.
Once he is totally lying on the bed, I guess he doesn't move for the rest of the night –another reflect of his stiff personality– or he doesn't move enough to disturb you while you're sleeping
Quite the contrary actually. Watching him letting his guard down even a little is always a sort of silent compliment. He feels good enough around you to let rest take him
Jotaro is someone who's very comfortable to sleep next to. He leaves enough space to breath at least, keeps his distance, a little bit too much for your liking sometimes but it's only detail
Actually, the perception of the distance between both of your shapes in bed is judged according to the relashionship both of you share
If you two are romantically involved with each other, don't be afraid of these strong arms sneaking to you to make you encounter his chest even though, when you would have pointed out this small detail, he may deny everything but surely mumbles an eloquent yet puzzling "Yare Yare"
Of course, you wouldn't mind having a little bit of Jotaro's body warmth, because, yeah, it's always surprisingly nice to be next to him
It's even better than Avdol's presence due to a stand which is literally not living fire.
Let's talk about Stands by the way
Star Platinum would probably ask you a goodnight kiss, or cuddles, or just a normal hug. Goodness... The soundless "ora" the stand breath out like a secret is too much for your tired little heart seeking for rest
You might think at the moment that Star Platinum has his own personality. An embarrassing fact for Jotaro who gets free kisses on the cheeks and hugs–of course it might be slightly different if he has a crush on you or if you two share an established relashionship but you literally met each other's path last week–
Star Platinum might like to interact with your stand depending on the shape it gets, which is obviously a wholesome yet weird scene.
"Yare Yare daze"
A LOT of Yare Yare daze. Even though he will tell anyone it annoying, he may appreciate it nonetheless.
If you respect each other's boundaries, it won't be any issues.
Joseph Joestar
Jotaro's grandfather is quite nice actually. A big bear when it comes to the field of sleeping –even more than he is with you already–
A lot noisier than his grandson that's for sure
Sleeps always deeply and snores. You could have sworn you heard him mutter "oh my god" in his sleep.
If it is only muttered it is quite nice actually. One night, you weren't with him but Avdol said he shouted it at 3 or 4 in the morning making jump the Egyptian and fall from the bed.
You could have killed someone to be a little mouse that night and watch the whole scene
For the roar of your elder as much to see Avdol fall from the bed. The image in your mind seemed priceless
Goodness... You have slept next to Joseph a few times already. He is not as still and stiff as his grandson. Quite the contrary actually. Arriving to the end of the night without having been slapped is rare enough to be highlighted.
While you were walking in a street, you considered the idea of buying straps like they used in insane asylum. Maybe a little bit too harsh but Jotaro understood your action. Making the younger Joestar smile under his hat.
Though, under normal conditions, for lack of better words, Joseph always keeps his distance while he was resting next to you.
Because... Boundaries... you know... He appreciates them as time goes on. Or maybe it's aging that makes him this way. Older people likes to have their little comfort, sharing but with privacy. A whole mood.
He is way more cautious with his than he was when he was younger. At least a little bit more. But when he sleeps, Joseph doesn't control everything.
Jean-Pierre Polnareff
Both Joestar are a thing.
Polnareff is another
You appreciated to sleep next to the French man. Even though he had no idea about boundaries. (Joseph's style for emphasis) OH MY GOD
Considering the kind of relashionship and the way you both are close, it might differ somehow but not that much
I guess Polnareff isn't the kind of guy to leave you only one minute alone
He's always talking, or more likely babbling his nonsense cut with French words. Which is fine to you but it seems you don't always get what this damn Polnareff would mean
'Mon Dieu Y/N ! I have something to tell you! You won't believe it'
Okay... Why not? But please Polnareff could you tell your story slower and try to organize it? Nobody understands a damn word. "Tu passes du coq à l'âne" as the French idiom says.
And definitely you encountered a week ago, so why the rush? Do you think our dear Y/N is going to vanish with the next rain?
I guess Polnareff is quite a deep sleeper. Sleeping beauty... you know how it is...
He moves a LOT. Turning and returning on his back, belly, shoulders. A whole mood when it comes to rest. A little bit like Sid in the first episode of Ice Age when the sloth tries to find a comfortable way to rest, less theatrical though... Or not.
Of course, it happens when he doesn't slide his arms along your hips, keeping you prisoner of his soft but tight and almost authoritative grip.
Not that you're uncomfortable but... Boundaries...
You understood very well that the road to Cairo would be quite the hardship to overcome. Maybe he needed some relief. J. Gail has raped and killed his sister, he might feel down sometimes.
I guess you just leave him hug you from behind, as weird as it sounds and thanks to the night's natural mystic power to enhance or soothe emotions.
Even though Polnareff is taken within rest's arms, I guess he is the kind to mutter while his eyes and closed and his hair down. You would think he was kind of the man to make big speeches yet he was more the type to say chivalrous pick up lines, may be flirting with his dream person literally, or just mumbling about toilets or food which probably be more realistic. His dreams are definitely a weird place, more than most as you can observe.
Kakyoin Noriaki
Rather complicated to imagine how it would be to share a room with the cherry boy. I think we'll have to take a bigger and general frame to distinct how it would happen while you share a room with Kakyoin
As always, it is mostly about what your relashionship is about. A crush? Real love? Friendship? It has been barely a week that you're with the boys but you feel as if you've been with them your whole life, as if nothing happened before and mostly thanks to Kakyoin's presence
I guess he is quite the guy to try to make you feel comfortable around all the other Crusaders and being a part of them as well.
He is very sweet, welcoming and tries to tell you everything you could have missed since the start of their journey, first, how they ended together to chase Dio. First, the illness striking Jotaro's mother so as to not make an undelicate remark in the future for instance.
Kakyoin loves to talk to someone able to listen to him as much as he would be able to listen to someone.
He would also like to hear you talk about your country and customs or places where you have been. He firmly believes that you can see the heart of a person and their interests through the places they went for any reason.
These little talks would surely take place in the room you share.
Kakyoin likes to share stories too. It doesn't have to be serious ones but you could come to share what made you laugh, dream or anything else in any situation.
Kakyoin has a lot of boundaries. Might blush a little when it comes to privacy. Because, yes, it is a question that doesn't come first with the other boys and cherry boy is really concerned about it. He is the one that cares the most about respect with Avdol.
As for sharing a night in the same bed, he is quite normal I guess. Although, if your relashionship goes a little further, his unconscious being might be slightly clingy if you are close to each other.
Also, if you have a TV in your room, he will leave you choose what you want to watch. Something that could end into a battle with any other guy of the team.
Kakyoin might be the most accepting among the boys as long he can relax a little bit between the steps of your journey to Cairo, which is not so obvious with anyone else in your little team.
Muhammad Avdol
WAY TOO WARM !!
If you don't like being cold Avdol is your man. Though, is you don't endure well heat, you'll probably curse him every second of a night spent next to him.
His body irradiates already of some warmth, if Magician Red comes in the room, prepare yourself to go in a sauna.
This being said, Avdol is quite nice actually.
Likes silence and long talks. If he's not in the mood, he might read a book while enjoying this short break. He'd like to know your taste in these by the way. It's even nicer if you can share about a story you both read or if you are able to recommend him something.
All this little talks takes place in the room you share. Even in the bed sometimes when it's 1 or 2 in the morning because nights are difficult due to the eternal pressure of time and the threats ahead lying in the shadows along your trip.
Avdol is also quite the stiff man when he sleeps so don't worry too much about boundaries. He's also very polite and respect you pretty much as a person with privacy.
Actually, the Egyptian mostly shares a room with Joseph so as to have a plan in case and anticipate potential next hardships. So you don't share a room that much. Ten times at most along the trip to his homeland.
Avdol is also a quiet man and very cautious. He's also learning to apprehend you and to trust you. And behind the shut doors of your room, you are yourself in your most human way.
His little hobby is trying to predict your future but as any people of his kind, he doesn't make it direct enough to be clearly understandable.
And yourself, whether or not do you believe in his talents, you ask him sometimes to see what's going to happen according to cards or palm lines. It relieves you or not but at least you keep you ready to what your going to face in the future. Even though it remains awful or not.