Yeah, Sure, Youre Super Hot And You Know It. Still, I Dont Get Why You Think That Just Because You Lift

Yeah, sure, you’re super hot and you know it. Still, I don’t get why you think that just because you lift your shirt and give me those puppy dog eyes I’m gonna slide myself between those lips. I understand even less why it’s having such a strong affect on me. I almost want to dive in. Woah there, down boy, down! I said almost. Woah, hey, hey. Wait. Give me a chance to think. Woah, off! Give me some time. Yes, I know you’re hungry now, but this is a big decision. Yes, of course I’ll think about it. Wait, no! What am I saying!? I’m not gonna throw my life away because of some sweet talk. Shut up, you know you’re quite tasty yourself. Say, I should be the one eating you. Wanna bet? Is that a challenge then? I like the sound of that; either way, no matter who devours who, in a way we both win.

Far and away the top predators, with only one vote separating them are:

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. We should make ballet vore a thing. Flexibility is power.

Would you really blame me if I couldn’t resist the urge to shove those dangling legs in my mouth and wait for gravity to deliver the best dinner a guy could ask for? Like c’mon, just look at him!

Do I even want to know how many guys disappeared between those?

This is your last chance to run and you know it. The eyes say it all. He’s sizing you up as he grows excited by the prospects of gulping you down. I’m not saying you’ll get away if you try and make a break for it now, but you sure as hell aren’t gonna survive if you hesitate another moment.