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Big n small scythe 🧬

new hyperfixation!!

some Invader Zim sketches I made while at a pub (I was overwhelmed so I drew my comfort characters lol)

Day 7: Family

sorry i drew this sorta quickly

don’t worry, they’ll photoshop mini-moose in the photo or later

Doodles from my IZ X JTHM fic, The Weird in Me's Hereditary

We're on like the last chapter. Great time to post sketches of scenes lmao

– Dib Membrana en el otro mundo 🪡🧶

is this therapy?

right! this is therapy.

couldn't get those weird meme lyric captions can someone do it for me

Haha funny!!! :- ) first drawing was for my buddys birthday : - ) zims a little ugly but its okay its canon

ZADRS DNI SKELETON RIGHT BEHIND YOU

I'M FUCKING OBSESSED WITH THIS FAMILY O M G

One more.... Dib needs a hug... ;n;

HI AGAIN also I was looking through my old 2021 notebook and decided to draw the characters I would on the old notebook, to see if I improved so here have em (yes I have a wide variety of interests (very common ones though if you ask me except PTP)

ALSO YES IDK STOP NO QUESTIONS REGARDING THE PROFESSOR MEMBRANE ONE

5/4/22

Professor Membrane Doodles 2/?/22

Different dimension lovers. [ Dib membrane x fem reader]

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Feeling of food in your stomach was great. You forgot how good the food was, even though it was baked beans from the can… cold. But, you didn’t care, you basically hadn’t eaten in months. Criss crossed sitting on a bed, from a boy's bed. His father was a scientist, professor Membrane. 

The boy was staring at you in wonder. Plus examining your astronaut suit like it was forein to him. All it was, was a nasa space suit. What's wrong with that? 

“I thought you would be a boy.” Dib said casually.

“Excuse me?” You said, offended by what he said. 

“You know because of the space suit and how you talked when I first met you.” Dib said with a pink dusting on his cheeks, remembering taking off your helmet in the crash and being met with a beautiful teenage girl's face instead of a male like he thought. . 

“Well, I’m not a boy, nor an alien.” You said recalling what he said earlier when you first arrived. Remembering how you got here crash landing in the back of his dad's yard. You were honestly surprised nobody noticed but him. 

“Well if you're not an alien who are you? Where were you from?” Dib asked suspiciously. You didn’t know what to do; tell the truth or lie. 

“Well if you try to lie… I have a lie detector.” Dib said, taking out a giant device from a briefcase. Then started pressing buttons which would make beeps in the air. 

“Fine.” You said through straining your teeth. “I’m from earth-” Dib looked at you strangely clearly confused because it showed it was true you didn't lie “ A different dimension Earth, and I’m y/n.” Dib looked at you with stars in his eyes. 

“YOUR FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION!” Dib yelled with a big smile. You ran a hand through your hair trying to get the knots out from being stuck in space for so long without a brush. 

“Yup.” You said with a smile. Already seeing the new possibilities of what's gonna happen tomorrow, you smiled softly glad your teleporter worked your back with dib again.

Part 2

What show should i write for?

[Warnings: cussing, planning to manipulate, bullies, harassment, that's pretty much it]

(A/n: Sorry, I've been inactive, but now im gonna write on this blog. Im just gonna write invader zim shit and other stuff made by that creator.)

"Hey y/n, i got a dare for you!" One of the dumb popular girls yelled out loud to you at the lunch table.

"What is it. Im all ears!" You yelled back. Not wanting to look like a coward to your friends you agreed to it.

"I dare you to hook up with a cringe lame ass boy in this school and then break their heart after." She said confidence running through her.

"Sure, anymore details?" You asked, not gonna lie you wished you hadn't agreed. That's fucking mean. Who would even think of that.

"Ok so. Heres the plan, you get with a boy at this school. Make them fall in love with you. Then ask them out to the dance next month, and right when they announce king and queen were going to dump shit all over him then take pictures. Then after were going to post it on every single social media platform there is." The dumb girl said with a mean glint in her eye.

This made you think for a second. This was cruel. Mean. Why would you have fun doing this. But, you dont want to look like a coward to your popular friends.

The dumb girl smirked and looked around the cafeteria. She had looked for a bit and gasped with her eyes widening. She then went by you and whispered in your ear. "I know who you're going to prank."

"Oooo, who will i be pranking then?" You said with a fake smirk on your face.

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"Dib membrane."

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Dib membrane?! The kid believes in aliens and ghosts and paranormal shit. The kid that is the son of the professor membrane! Sure, nobody really liked him. BUT, of all people, the son of Professor Membrane! Does this girl want you to die in real life? What would happen if he gets pranked tells his father, and then his father fires your dad from working there. Then you would have no money. Your mom and dad would lose your home, and then you would be homeless. Then you would be-

"EARTH TO Y/N! Hello! Earth to y/n!!!!"

"Huh, wha-"

"So, you want to prank him or not?" The mean girl spoke with pure venom in her voice.

This was bad. You should have said no. You should have just not skipped detention. You looked at the mean girl and then sighed.

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"When do i start?"

It was the end of the day, and everyone was leaving the "hi-skool." You planned on finding Dib at his Locker, then walk home with him. You live in the same exact neighborhood he does. You're basically his neighbor. But guilt filled your gut. This was gonna be mean. But you have to. Dont look like a coward, is what you say to yourself all the time now.

Going around the corner in the hallway, you see Dib at his locker fidgeting with something. You slowly walk up to him. He didn't even realize you were there until you cleared your throat.

He looked up to you in surprise. His eyes widened a bit in shock that a popular girl was right there by him.

You finally got to see his full face. He had his signature round glasses on, but he has piercings in his ears. Some pimples hear and there. You also noticed that he painted his fingernails black.

"Hey, there!" You said with a big grin. Trying to be the most welcoming you have ever been. But, he just stared at you in confusion.

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"Hey....?"

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Woah, you forgot that Dib is maturing. Since when did his voice not sound like a kid anymore?! You asked yourself in your thoughts. Of course, you guys were in the 12th grade. But like damn.

"Isn't your name Dib?" You said, pouting your lips out to look cute. And then, using your fingers to fidget with your long h/c that was tied up in a high pony tail.

He looked at you like you were crazy. "Yea..?" He said, confused, then he grabbed his books and shoved them in his backpack, and started to walk off.

This made you panic. Was he not into you?! You had to think and fast before he left the school.

He stared at you and said; "Look if you're trying to make fun of me, just dont ok. I know your little popular group of fake friends is around here somewhere!"

"Uh, so! What are you doing after school?" You asked, running up to him and starting to walk with him.

Actually, none of your friends were here they were at cheer practice. "Nooo, i just wanted to know what you were doing after school." You said, still fidgeting with your hair. Plus, all of my friends are at cheer practice"

He gave you a skeptical look. But, sighed. "I was going to go home." He said with slight annoyance, stirring in his voice.

"Oooo, me too. We live in the same neighborhood, we can walk together!" You said smiling again and then grabbing your purse strap.

You could tell Dib didn't want to walk with you. But, luckily, gaz walked with Dib, so he didn't talk much, nor did Gaz. But you had a trick up your sleeve.

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"Hey, is that a piggy slave game?"

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Gaz eyes widened in shock. "You know the piggy slave games?" She asked in all honesty.

"I sure do. I have 'piggy of destruction 1' and 'piggy of slaves 2' AND 'piggy of the bacon clan 3'.-" you looked around to see if anyone was listening."-i even have the 'ultimate piggy slave'."

Gaz face turned in surprise. The ultimate piggy slave was so rare to have.

Meanwhile, you and Gaz were talking. Dib was staring at you in suspension again. 'One of the popular girls is here trying to talk to Gaz and me. This is definitely Zim's doing.' Dib thought to himself.

"So, Dib, what's ya got there?" You asked, going right beside him and looking at the weird device in his hands. It looked like a controller that would control a remote car. But it had a scanner on the front, and it kept beeping. Weird symbols that you didn't recognize popped up on the little rectangle green-ish screen.

"Oh, u-uh. It's a ghost reader. It can detect ghosts and spirits. Most of the time." Dib said in a teaching tone. He was suspicious of yours, but he would never miss a moment to teach someone about the paranormal, let alone give him their attention.....

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"WOW, that's cool!" You said, looking at the device with a big grin. Dib was shocked. He was ready for a smart ass remark. Or a "ghosts aren't real."

"R-really?" Dib said in shock. "You mean it?"

"Well, duh, of course. I've seen them." To this statement, Dib eyes widened, and he went right in your face and said.

"YOU HAVE?!" After that, Dib was barbonding you with questions. 'How old were you?' And 'what did it look like?' And 'were was it at?', Ect.

You thought it would be hard for him to open up to you and actually talk to you, but you thought wrong because now you have his number and Gaz. You made a mental note later to text him.

The walk to your guys neighborhood was short from Dib talking and rambling.

After walking with them up to their home. You stopped at the fence.

"Well, that was fun. I will see you guys tomorrow?" After a pause, you saw them nodding. "Well, then goodbye, Gaz! Goodbye Dib~." You said, making sure the Dib part sounded flirtatious. You could see a pink dust fall gently on his cheeks as you turned and walked along the sidewalk to your house.

Hopefully, you could get this done before the dance.

Hsc dating for Dib please (pilot or 2001)

Pilot!Dib would be obsessed with you, obviously. Because you're so pretty, and you always support him.

Pilot!Dib would send you videos of Zim and proof he's an alien, and when you reply with a paragraph saying how you believe him warms his heart❤️

There are good sides to dating Pilot!Dib. Like you find little cute notes passed to you in class saying how cute you look from across the class. Or a text saying, "Turn over, i want to take a picture." When you're in bed.

But let's be fr dating Pilot!Dib would also be scary and tiring. Imagine you have a guy friend, and you hang out with him after school, and he finds out. Oh boy, be prepared for an angry argument text, or the next day at school, Pilot!Dib tries to argue with you that you're cheating.

But overall, i would say he's a 7/10 at being a good bf.

2001!Dib would be more calm and understanding

There would be ups and downs like, him crying about how his dad, or bullying at school.

2001!Dib would also send you proof that Zim is an alien. But not constantly. Maybe 2 times a month

He also goes to therapy. His dad made him.

Dating 2001!Dib would be great because you go on dates in the forest with a telescope looking at the starry sky. Then he hands you his signature black coat, so you arent cold.

You would text him non-stop. So would he.

If you hang out with a guy friend, be prepared for him to try and talk to him about the paranormal. He wouldn't be jealous at all. But, if u guys become a friend group ✨️BONUS✨️

2001!Dib knocking on your window crying. Talking about how nobody believes him but you.

Overal 10/10 good bf.

Professor membrane smut pls

I beg

Pls

No topic needed

Pls

I HAVE GOT SO MANY REQUESTS I SWEAR 😭 ILY GUYS BUT WHY U SO THIRSTY FOR THESE GUYS. BUT I WILL ERITE BC I LOVE EACH AND EVERYONE OF U 🫶✨️

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You kept kissing him, pulling him into your studio apartment.He was so inexperienced it wasn't even funny. The funny fact was he even asked you to have sex with him and guide him because apparently, he's never had sex. The one and only Professor membrane was a virgin. Surprising, right? The question that was floating in the back of your mind was, "You have children. How could you be a virgin?" But it didn't matter, right now.

Pushing Membrane down on your cheap squeaky mattress, you manage to take your shirt off, revealing an old used bra that was lacey. You could feel him staring through his dark goggles. Ogling at your breasts.

You put your hands on his head, getting ready to take his goggles off. But he stops you.

"The goggles stay on." He says strictly.

"Oh~ the big famous scientist scared of me seeing his eyes?" You teased.

"You could say that..." Membrane answered reluctantly.

You ignored him and moved down to his crotch and began rubbing his erection.

You pulled his white signature lab coat aside and saw he was wearing blue "SCIENCE!" Boxers. You smirked at him. And he was turning red.

You heard a faint voice above you say.

"They were on sale...."

You put your hand down his underwear and through the bushy black pubic hairs and grabbed his cock. His girthy veiny cock.

You pulled it out, inspecting it.

It wasn't that big but it was bigger than average. Though you had to give him that it was wide and girthy. Veiny and hard standing for your eyes to see. Heavy hairy balls hanged below him.

It caught him off guard when you grabbed a hold of his member and began rubbing the top of his cock. The tip spurting beads of pre-cum. Rubbing them all over his member to create a heavenly feeling for his dick.

"You ready the famous professor membrane?" You asked, smirking widly up at him.

He looked down at you with his mouth open slightly in awe. He nodded slowly.

Then you looked down and began to suck on his tip. Making him jerk in his spot. And whimper. Is this what it felt like to get head? It felt amazing. He should have done this sooner and not have paid you to do this. He felt guilty. But he didn't want to die a virgin. But he didn't want to have actually sex the first time. He just wanted to feel headed for the first night. So, he found you. A young girl who was in her early 20s and had tons of experience with sexual stuff. She worked at one of the cheap stupid bars as a bartender. He found her when he was passing by in a car and saw her walking from the bar to her home. He felt something in his heart sparkling at seeing you. He just needed you to do it. Take his virginity away from him.

So now here he was sweating and shaking as you take him whole and swirling your tongue around the tip of his cock.

When he finally came. It was thick and a lot. Salty and white as eggnog. He was gripping your head so hard. And it loosened when he finally came down from his high and pulled his cock out of your mouth and watch you swallow his big load. Also made him feel something deep in his heart.

Maybe after this you could actually take his virginity away and maybe be something more than just a fuck buddy.....

But, we will have to wait and see.

NOT MY ART!!

Professor membrane is very hot honestly. Like damn I can't even see his full face but that doesn't matter.

please can someone make a c.ai bot of professor membrane but the film theory Irken AU?