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i dont know if this is proof that programmers cant be engineers but for some reason i was thinking connecting metal and wood and i came up with bending the metal at 90 degrees with a hole in the metal and put a nail through the hole in the metal but i thought "theres gotta be a way it can be made more efficient" like yeah you gotta use less memory and cpu time
i actually got programmer socks and holy shit!?!? they actually make me a better programmer !?!?!!?! like how i didnt think that they actually work but they do ! ive been procrastinating on programming for over a month now, just finding some stupid project so i can get pity points but im now working on my nn library again !
someone: give me a random number between 0 and 200 me: ok!
[xxoa@archlinuwu ~]$ lua -e "print(math.random(0, 200))":
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It doesn’t happen often, but occasionally we do offer internships on the request of a client. Here you see young Frank who was being sponsored in his bodybuilding pursuits by one of my very best clients. Frank was very dedicated at the gym but lacked commitment and dedication in the other parts of his life. After only a few weeks in our program Franc realizes just how lucky he was to have such a powerful and very attractive man sponsor his bodybuilding goals which now expanded beyond his muscles. He wanted to be a kept trophy to a very wealthy man, specifically his sponsor. He needed to show his sponsor how much he appreciated all of the efforts and opportunity his sponsor did and could provide. Franc has now learned to use every part of his looks and body to show his appreciation. Especially his eyes. After leaving our program Francois moved in with his sponsor, and on the first night in the mansion the boy used his eyes to fully seduce his benefactor. The sponsor was overjoyed and soon engulfed and turned to putty by those eyes. By the next morning, the young man was engaged to a billionaire and wearing the president Rolex that the billionaire kept in his safe for special events. Isn’t finding your perfect lover a special event? Just look in those eyes and tell me different. Even during his stay with my company I witnessed those eyes become aware of their power, and his greed grow. When he looked into my eyes and I listened to him, I knew I had to do everything in my power to make him the richest body builder ever. Including map out his strategy upon leaving my program. I just got the wedding invitation but have no idea what to give them as a gift. What do you give the wealthiest body builder in the world? He now relishes in the opportunity to have anything he wants by using his eyes on his fiancé. Cars, clothes, art, bonds, staff. He now has the freedom to pursue his body building during the day and his soon to be husband’s body at night. Franc still contacts me via Skype and soon after looking into his eyes i find myself continuing to strategize towards complete acquisition of the billionaire’s mind and assets. I hear the will has already been changed and the penthouse transferred to Francois’ name. Their live-in staff include several of the interns Francois seduced while in my program. A young billionaire muscle God deserves the most attractive house staff and workout buddies, trained to cater to his every need, right? Of course. Francois is a very good very rich boy.
Database of Databases
Discover and learn about 924 database management systems
This is an interest resource that aims to catalog the different database systems in existence and allows you to search and filter through them:
It also has "leaderboards" for views and uses:
A lot of the information doesn't seem very deep but it does give you a good overview of the features and support in each one of it's entries.
I found it interesting. Perhaps you will find it useful.
Enjoy! 🤓
Essentials You Need to Become a Web Developer
HTML, CSS, and JavaScript Mastery
Text Editor/Integrated Development Environment (IDE): Popular choices include Visual Studio Code, Sublime Text.
Version Control/Git: Platforms like GitHub, GitLab, and Bitbucket allow you to track changes, collaborate with others, and contribute to open-source projects.
Responsive Web Design Skills: Learn CSS frameworks like Bootstrap or Flexbox and master media queries
Understanding of Web Browsers: Familiarize yourself with browser developer tools for debugging and testing your code.
Front-End Frameworks: for example : React, Angular, or Vue.js are powerful tools for building dynamic and interactive web applications.
Back-End Development Skills: Understanding server-side programming languages (e.g., Node.js, Python, Ruby , php) and databases (e.g., MySQL, MongoDB)
Web Hosting and Deployment Knowledge: Platforms like Heroku, Vercel , Netlify, or AWS can help simplify this process.
Basic DevOps and CI/CD Understanding
Soft Skills and Problem-Solving: Effective communication, teamwork, and problem-solving skills
Confidence in Yourself: Confidence is a powerful asset. Believe in your abilities, and don't be afraid to take on challenging projects. The more you trust yourself, the more you'll be able to tackle complex coding tasks and overcome obstacles with determination.
A guy in my CS class keeps on naming this return variables ofTheJedi, so his methods always contain the line:
return ofTheJedi;
So- I worked on the GhosJam recently! And It hyped me up to make and FINISH some ghosts! I'm so happy I actually joined!
If i didn't, I would probably not want to make a CERTAIN ghost- It'll probably NOT be out soon- considering I started yesterday-
But I hope you guys enjoy it when it DOES release!
BTW! I'm making a personal page to host the ghosts I make in the future! So expect a link on this blog soon!
hi tumblr! i havent shown off my project here yet so here we go!!
this is fox32, a 32-bit custom architecture and fantasy computer :3
it runs a custom operating system called fox32os, written in fox32's assembly language. its UI and general internal layout are very inspired by classic Mac OS.
the source code for everything can be found here: https://github.com/fox32-arch
we also have an active discord server if you're interested, come say hi!! :3 https://discord.gg/2Tun7FnUZ2
hi tumblr! i havent shown off my project here yet so here we go!!
this is fox32, a 32-bit custom architecture and fantasy computer :3
it runs a custom operating system called fox32os, written in fox32's assembly language. its UI and general internal layout are very inspired by classic Mac OS.
the source code for everything can be found here: https://github.com/fox32-arch
we also have an active discord server if you're interested, come say hi!! :3 https://discord.gg/2Tun7FnUZ2