Pt 3 - Tumblr Posts


Not exactly, Wind, tho Spirit at least keeps the little guy entertained
Concept: Part 1 || Part 2
the most fun thing about being a fic author is when you know what’s supposed to happen but when you go to write it you realise that, for the event to be plausible, you need to add another 2k of development and establish like six extra things before you can even get to the scene you need to write, and by ‘most fun’ I mean fuck everything someone take this fucking story away from me I’m on strike
The Kanes are sick of this B.S Pt 3
*The Kanes are hanging around the set when Thalia & Jason, hiding from them, try to use their powers to short-circuit the cameras*
Jason: Why are we doing this again?
Thalia: Trust me, I dealt with stupid movies like this. I'm not letting them suffer too!
*Unfortunately, their powers fail and they end up shocking themselves*
*Later, Leo and Magnus sit far above, looking down at the set with buckets of paint in their hands*
Magnus: These movies never screwed you over. Why are you doing this?
Leo: Any excuse to dump paint on anyone is fine by me, bro. What about you?
Magnus: Annabeth.
Leo: Say no more.
*The two dump their piles of paint, only for them to somehow fly back up and splash right back in their faces.*
Leo:...Magicians...Forgot about that part.
*Later, the brother and sister walk down the set before quickly throwing a ball of fire behind them. From behind them, Grover ran out, screaming and on fire.*
Grover: OW!OW!OW!FIREBAD! FIREBAD!
Sadie: Okay, you had your fun! Now bugger off, you goddamn psychos!
Grovr: DUDE! WE'RE ONLY TRYING TO HELP!
Carter: HELP?! YOU'RE TRYING TO SCREW OVER OUR ONE CHANCE!!
Grover: WHAT?! THIS ISN'T A CHANCE! THIS IS JUST STUP-
*The two pull out their wands threateningly*
Grover:..Stupidly amazing and I will just leave now.
Carter: What do we do now?
Sadie: Call for backup.