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Some of the characters’ names in Ninjago are so weird (in a good way). It only occurred to me when me and my friend were talking the other day, trying to find the silliest name in the show, and we mentioned Pythor P. Chumsworth, Hounddog McBrag, Dogshank, Bolobo, Blazey H. Speed, and a few others.
I turn and another friend who doesn’t watch Ninjago is staring at us with an expression that goes “what?? These are characters???” And I still laugh thinking about it because if I was in their position I’d have the same expression on my face, not believing such names could exist and be talked about so seriously lol
Chapter 6 pt 1
The air was sharp and cold and the winds raged by each foot and slither of the snakes as Lloyd commanded the attack. The vehicle came to a stop and as the fangpyre general came out to meet scales it turns out they were friends. This angered Lloyed and he began to complain. As they were plotting on what to do with us we made our escape causing us to be launched away from the site. We landed in the snow but while Lloyd got up huffing I got up in pain. I tried to ignore it but it was hard to bear, especially trying to keep up with Lloyd who was walking much faster than I was. “Angela Hurry up we're going to the Anacandrai tomb and i need you to lead the way”he said as he tugged my arm but as he did i squealed in pain causing Lloyd to shriver away “Oh no what happened”he asked frantically as he look around and i showed him my now broken arm “I I’m sorry I didn't know”he said and I shook my head “we should keep going the Tomb is not that far”i instructed as I slowly moved my arm inside my cloak. We found the tomb and Lloyd opened the tomb only to be greeted with dust and bone. We explored a bit only to be greeted by an Anacondrai general and I can tell because like me we have more of a tail then legs. Lloyd jumps back behind me and I slithered back “My sincerest apologies. Oh dear due to my unfortunate I tend to have an unsettling effect on people.”he said as Lloyd came out from behind me “i believe you dropped this”the snake said as he hands Lloyd his flashlight and he guides us into the light to get a better look. “And who may you be my little appetize--Uh, i man friend?” he asked us “Lloyd garmadon. Son of lord Garmadon and future dark ruler. This Angela my loyal number two” Lloyd replied casually “Angela you don’t say. Well, humbly, I am Pythor P. chumsworth. And since You’ve freed me, I am eternally in your service” Pythor said “really you're not gonna trick us” Lloyd asked “why would i trick you? I hardly have any friends”he replied and I looked around at the piles of bones again. I decided to find something to help my broken arm so I used some of the cloth. I end up seeing Lloyd and Pythor run off to cause some mischief without me. I didn’t mind. At the end I fell to sleep. Peace , dark and quiet.
Chapter 6 pt 1
The air was sharp and cold and the winds raged by each foot and slither of the snakes as Lloyd commanded the attack. The vehicle came to a stop and as the fangpyre general came out to meet scales it turns out they were friends. This angered Lloyed and he began to complain. As they were plotting on what to do with us we made our escape causing us to be launched away from the site. We landed in the snow but while Lloyd got up huffing I got up in pain. I tried to ignore it but it was hard to bear, especially trying to keep up with Lloyd who was walking much faster than I was. “Angela Hurry up we're going to the Anacandrai tomb and i need you to lead the way”he said as he tugged my arm but as he did i squealed in pain causing Lloyd to shriver away “Oh no what happened”he asked frantically as he look around and i showed him my now broken arm “I I’m sorry I didn't know”he said and I shook my head “we should keep going the Tomb is not that far”i instructed as I slowly moved my arm inside my cloak. We found the tomb and Lloyd opened the tomb only to be greeted with dust and bone. We explored a bit only to be greeted by an Anacondrai general and I can tell because like me we have more of a tail then legs. Lloyd jumps back behind me and I slithered back “My sincerest apologies. Oh dear due to my unfortunate I tend to have an unsettling effect on people.”he said as Lloyd came out from behind me “i believe you dropped this”the snake said as he hands Lloyd his flashlight and he guides us into the light to get a better look. “And who may you be my little appetize--Uh, i man friend?” he asked us “Lloyd garmadon. Son of lord Garmadon and future dark ruler. This Angela my loyal number two” Lloyd replied casually “Angela you don’t say. Well, humbly, I am Pythor P. chumsworth. And since You’ve freed me, I am eternally in your service” Pythor said “really you're not gonna trick us” Lloyd asked “why would i trick you? I hardly have any friends”he replied and I looked around at the piles of bones again. I decided to find something to help my broken arm so I used some of the cloth. I end up seeing Lloyd and Pythor run off to cause some mischief without me. I didn’t mind. At the end I fell to sleep. Peace , dark and quiet.
Chapter 6 pt 1
The air was sharp and cold and the winds raged by each foot and slither of the snakes as Lloyd commanded the attack. The vehicle came to a stop and as the fangpyre general came out to meet scales it turns out they were friends. This angered Lloyed and he began to complain. As they were plotting on what to do with us we made our escape causing us to be launched away from the site. We landed in the snow but while Lloyd got up huffing I got up in pain. I tried to ignore it but it was hard to bear, especially trying to keep up with Lloyd who was walking much faster than I was. “Angela Hurry up we're going to the Anacandrai tomb and i need you to lead the way”he said as he tugged my arm but as he did i squealed in pain causing Lloyd to shriver away “Oh no what happened”he asked frantically as he look around and i showed him my now broken arm “I I’m sorry I didn't know”he said and I shook my head “we should keep going the Tomb is not that far”i instructed as I slowly moved my arm inside my cloak. We found the tomb and Lloyd opened the tomb only to be greeted with dust and bone. We explored a bit only to be greeted by an Anacondrai general and I can tell because like me we have more of a tail then legs. Lloyd jumps back behind me and I slithered back “My sincerest apologies. Oh dear due to my unfortunate I tend to have an unsettling effect on people.”he said as Lloyd came out from behind me “i believe you dropped this”the snake said as he hands Lloyd his flashlight and he guides us into the light to get a better look. “And who may you be my little appetize--Uh, i man friend?” he asked us “Lloyd garmadon. Son of lord Garmadon and future dark ruler. This Angela my loyal number two” Lloyd replied casually “Angela you don’t say. Well, humbly, I am Pythor P. chumsworth. And since You’ve freed me, I am eternally in your service” Pythor said “really you're not gonna trick us” Lloyd asked “why would i trick you? I hardly have any friends”he replied and I looked around at the piles of bones again. I decided to find something to help my broken arm so I used some of the cloth. I end up seeing Lloyd and Pythor run off to cause some mischief without me. I didn’t mind. At the end I fell to sleep. Peace , dark and quiet.
Chapter 6 pt 1
The air was sharp and cold and the winds raged by each foot and slither of the snakes as Lloyd commanded the attack. The vehicle came to a stop and as the fangpyre general came out to meet scales it turns out they were friends. This angered Lloyed and he began to complain. As they were plotting on what to do with us we made our escape causing us to be launched away from the site. We landed in the snow but while Lloyd got up huffing I got up in pain. I tried to ignore it but it was hard to bear, especially trying to keep up with Lloyd who was walking much faster than I was. “Angela Hurry up we're going to the Anacandrai tomb and i need you to lead the way”he said as he tugged my arm but as he did i squealed in pain causing Lloyd to shriver away “Oh no what happened”he asked frantically as he look around and i showed him my now broken arm “I I’m sorry I didn't know”he said and I shook my head “we should keep going the Tomb is not that far”i instructed as I slowly moved my arm inside my cloak. We found the tomb and Lloyd opened the tomb only to be greeted with dust and bone. We explored a bit only to be greeted by an Anacondrai general and I can tell because like me we have more of a tail then legs. Lloyd jumps back behind me and I slithered back “My sincerest apologies. Oh dear due to my unfortunate I tend to have an unsettling effect on people.”he said as Lloyd came out from behind me “i believe you dropped this”the snake said as he hands Lloyd his flashlight and he guides us into the light to get a better look. “And who may you be my little appetize--Uh, i man friend?” he asked us “Lloyd garmadon. Son of lord Garmadon and future dark ruler. This Angela my loyal number two” Lloyd replied casually “Angela you don’t say. Well, humbly, I am Pythor P. chumsworth. And since You’ve freed me, I am eternally in your service” Pythor said “really you're not gonna trick us” Lloyd asked “why would i trick you? I hardly have any friends”he replied and I looked around at the piles of bones again. I decided to find something to help my broken arm so I used some of the cloth. I end up seeing Lloyd and Pythor run off to cause some mischief without me. I didn’t mind. At the end I fell to sleep. Peace , dark and quiet.
Chapter 6 pt 2
“Angela” a voice spoke as visions of locations flashed over and over again and each round of images appeared five fanged like blades which curled hypnotically “angela” the voice called again which tranceport me to a city of sorts. The clouds grew turned gray and began grouping up as the blades slowed down and were emplaced on a serpent statue which caused rain and then thunder. The crashing of the lightning struck so loud I could barely hear the floor cackling from below which erupted and a massive serpent rose from the ground then it stared at me with a familiar stare. “ANGELA”. I awoke in cold sweat as Lloyd stood above me “we’re going to darkly’s to get some dubble revenge and I need you with us for this”Lloyd said. I just nodded and followed. At the school I helped set up traps despite my broken arm. At the end of my task I took the elevator and then climbed up to the roof. Lloyd waited in anticipation. Pythor convinces Lloyd to calm down. Then I was lured out the way by Pythor as an anchor crashed down and as I peaked I saw the Ninja. I headed to my station where I slithered down and slowed down the elevator by putting some weight on top. And then I sneaked behind the black ninja and when pythor set off the dust trap i pushed him off then I head up top “there coming there coming”Lloyd panicked as he runs around while Pythor blocks the entry way but the attempt failed as the blue ninja busted though “shocked to see me”he said as he swings his nunchucks. I slithered back behind Lloyd and Pythor “do something” Lloyd said as he backs up as well. Pythor takes the map instead leaving Lloyd in shock “wha--what are you doing. I thought you were our friend ” Lloyd asked more confused than ever “all you wanted was to make the serpentine your slaves. Well, sorry ,my dear boy. I have other plans” Pythor said as he vanished. Then almost if it was in slow motion Lloyd tripped and fell over the edge. I panicked and rushed off the edge after him and managed to grab him with my tail while hanging over with my broken arm but I ignored it and swung myself and got Lloyd up on top “Angela! Are you ok?”Lloyd asked as ignored the ninjas getting closer. I nod slightly despite my now dislocated shoulder. Although I struggled, I managed to get myself on the roof where Lloyd helped me stand “Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon, You come here right now” an old man said “wait sensei. It’s that girl from earlier. She appears to be wounded” the white ninja said as he pointed at my arm. Lloyd gave in and we headed to the bounty where I was placed in a separate room then Lloyd. I was uncomfortable with this as i was left alone while Lloyd is being scolded at the same time was told a bed time story. At least my room was comfortable. The door end up opening and it was Lloyd with a lady behind him who had a first aid kit. She was nice enough to wrap some bandages over my arm and placed a cast "there you should be good for now" she said "thank you" i replied "you're welcome. You both should be heading to bed now good night" she concluded as she left the room. I ended up falling asleep first as I was tired from the days events.
Chapter 6 pt 2
“Angela” a voice spoke as visions of locations flashed over and over again and each round of images appeared five fanged like blades which curled hypnotically “angela” the voice called again which tranceport me to a city of sorts. The clouds grew turned gray and began grouping up as the blades slowed down and were emplaced on a serpent statue which caused rain and then thunder. The crashing of the lightning struck so loud I could barely hear the floor cackling from below which erupted and a massive serpent rose from the ground then it stared at me with a familiar stare. “ANGELA”. I awoke in cold sweat as Lloyd stood above me “we’re going to darkly’s to get some dubble revenge and I need you with us for this”Lloyd said. I just nodded and followed. At the school I helped set up traps despite my broken arm. At the end of my task I took the elevator and then climbed up to the roof. Lloyd waited in anticipation. Pythor convinces Lloyd to calm down. Then I was lured out the way by Pythor as an anchor crashed down and as I peaked I saw the Ninja. I headed to my station where I slithered down and slowed down the elevator by putting some weight on top. And then I sneaked behind the black ninja and when pythor set off the dust trap i pushed him off then I head up top “there coming there coming”Lloyd panicked as he runs around while Pythor blocks the entry way but the attempt failed as the blue ninja busted though “shocked to see me”he said as he swings his nunchucks. I slithered back behind Lloyd and Pythor “do something” Lloyd said as he backs up as well. Pythor takes the map instead leaving Lloyd in shock “wha--what are you doing. I thought you were our friend ” Lloyd asked more confused than ever “all you wanted was to make the serpentine your slaves. Well, sorry ,my dear boy. I have other plans” Pythor said as he vanished. Then almost if it was in slow motion Lloyd tripped and fell over the edge. I panicked and rushed off the edge after him and managed to grab him with my tail while hanging over with my broken arm but I ignored it and swung myself and got Lloyd up on top “Angela! Are you ok?”Lloyd asked as ignored the ninjas getting closer. I nod slightly despite my now dislocated shoulder. Although I struggled, I managed to get myself on the roof where Lloyd helped me stand “Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon, You come here right now” an old man said “wait sensei. It’s that girl from earlier. She appears to be wounded” the white ninja said as he pointed at my arm. Lloyd gave in and we headed to the bounty where I was placed in a separate room then Lloyd. I was uncomfortable with this as i was left alone while Lloyd is being scolded at the same time was told a bed time story. At least my room was comfortable. The door end up opening and it was Lloyd with a lady behind him who had a first aid kit. She was nice enough to wrap some bandages over my arm and placed a cast "there you should be good for now" she said "thank you" i replied "you're welcome. You both should be heading to bed now good night" she concluded as she left the room. I ended up falling asleep first as I was tired from the days events.
Chapter 6 pt 2
“Angela” a voice spoke as visions of locations flashed over and over again and each round of images appeared five fanged like blades which curled hypnotically “angela” the voice called again which tranceport me to a city of sorts. The clouds grew turned gray and began grouping up as the blades slowed down and were emplaced on a serpent statue which caused rain and then thunder. The crashing of the lightning struck so loud I could barely hear the floor cackling from below which erupted and a massive serpent rose from the ground then it stared at me with a familiar stare. “ANGELA”. I awoke in cold sweat as Lloyd stood above me “we’re going to darkly’s to get some dubble revenge and I need you with us for this”Lloyd said. I just nodded and followed. At the school I helped set up traps despite my broken arm. At the end of my task I took the elevator and then climbed up to the roof. Lloyd waited in anticipation. Pythor convinces Lloyd to calm down. Then I was lured out the way by Pythor as an anchor crashed down and as I peaked I saw the Ninja. I headed to my station where I slithered down and slowed down the elevator by putting some weight on top. And then I sneaked behind the black ninja and when pythor set off the dust trap i pushed him off then I head up top “there coming there coming”Lloyd panicked as he runs around while Pythor blocks the entry way but the attempt failed as the blue ninja busted though “shocked to see me”he said as he swings his nunchucks. I slithered back behind Lloyd and Pythor “do something” Lloyd said as he backs up as well. Pythor takes the map instead leaving Lloyd in shock “wha--what are you doing. I thought you were our friend ” Lloyd asked more confused than ever “all you wanted was to make the serpentine your slaves. Well, sorry ,my dear boy. I have other plans” Pythor said as he vanished. Then almost if it was in slow motion Lloyd tripped and fell over the edge. I panicked and rushed off the edge after him and managed to grab him with my tail while hanging over with my broken arm but I ignored it and swung myself and got Lloyd up on top “Angela! Are you ok?”Lloyd asked as ignored the ninjas getting closer. I nod slightly despite my now dislocated shoulder. Although I struggled, I managed to get myself on the roof where Lloyd helped me stand “Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon, You come here right now” an old man said “wait sensei. It’s that girl from earlier. She appears to be wounded” the white ninja said as he pointed at my arm. Lloyd gave in and we headed to the bounty where I was placed in a separate room then Lloyd. I was uncomfortable with this as i was left alone while Lloyd is being scolded at the same time was told a bed time story. At least my room was comfortable. The door end up opening and it was Lloyd with a lady behind him who had a first aid kit. She was nice enough to wrap some bandages over my arm and placed a cast "there you should be good for now" she said "thank you" i replied "you're welcome. You both should be heading to bed now good night" she concluded as she left the room. I ended up falling asleep first as I was tired from the days events.
Chapter 6 pt 2
“Angela” a voice spoke as visions of locations flashed over and over again and each round of images appeared five fanged like blades which curled hypnotically “angela” the voice called again which tranceport me to a city of sorts. The clouds grew turned gray and began grouping up as the blades slowed down and were emplaced on a serpent statue which caused rain and then thunder. The crashing of the lightning struck so loud I could barely hear the floor cackling from below which erupted and a massive serpent rose from the ground then it stared at me with a familiar stare. “ANGELA”. I awoke in cold sweat as Lloyd stood above me “we’re going to darkly’s to get some dubble revenge and I need you with us for this”Lloyd said. I just nodded and followed. At the school I helped set up traps despite my broken arm. At the end of my task I took the elevator and then climbed up to the roof. Lloyd waited in anticipation. Pythor convinces Lloyd to calm down. Then I was lured out the way by Pythor as an anchor crashed down and as I peaked I saw the Ninja. I headed to my station where I slithered down and slowed down the elevator by putting some weight on top. And then I sneaked behind the black ninja and when pythor set off the dust trap i pushed him off then I head up top “there coming there coming”Lloyd panicked as he runs around while Pythor blocks the entry way but the attempt failed as the blue ninja busted though “shocked to see me”he said as he swings his nunchucks. I slithered back behind Lloyd and Pythor “do something” Lloyd said as he backs up as well. Pythor takes the map instead leaving Lloyd in shock “wha--what are you doing. I thought you were our friend ” Lloyd asked more confused than ever “all you wanted was to make the serpentine your slaves. Well, sorry ,my dear boy. I have other plans” Pythor said as he vanished. Then almost if it was in slow motion Lloyd tripped and fell over the edge. I panicked and rushed off the edge after him and managed to grab him with my tail while hanging over with my broken arm but I ignored it and swung myself and got Lloyd up on top “Angela! Are you ok?”Lloyd asked as ignored the ninjas getting closer. I nod slightly despite my now dislocated shoulder. Although I struggled, I managed to get myself on the roof where Lloyd helped me stand “Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon, You come here right now” an old man said “wait sensei. It’s that girl from earlier. She appears to be wounded” the white ninja said as he pointed at my arm. Lloyd gave in and we headed to the bounty where I was placed in a separate room then Lloyd. I was uncomfortable with this as i was left alone while Lloyd is being scolded at the same time was told a bed time story. At least my room was comfortable. The door end up opening and it was Lloyd with a lady behind him who had a first aid kit. She was nice enough to wrap some bandages over my arm and placed a cast "there you should be good for now" she said "thank you" i replied "you're welcome. You both should be heading to bed now good night" she concluded as she left the room. I ended up falling asleep first as I was tired from the days events.
Unless, he's actually an evil maniac snake who had no childhood due to being close in a cave for all his life (which means he's probably a cannibal, which may tie into why he's distant from reality/unsympathetic) so maybe he's just still mentally a child and didn't plan on betraying Lloyd, but then discovers suddenly that people/snakes that locked his family and friends away, are in fact connected to the people and snakes who are alive in front of him, which gives him motivation to betray lloyd.
However, it's been a while since I've seen s1 so maybe this doesn't fit.
Yknow. In s1, Pythor didn’t have to hang out with Lloyd for the whole day. He’s a giant snake, he could have easily overpowered Lloyd.
I think it would be cool if, for the briefest of moments, Pythor did feel some sympathy for Lloyd. He gives Lloyd a whole day of fun, and betrays him right after the ninja show up, just in time for them to pick Lloyd up and set him on the right path.
What if all that was intentional. What if Pythor is an evil maniac snake but he is ALSO someone who cared even for a little bit.
Just wanted to say
Несмотря на частое забрасывание аккаунтов, уже долгое время занимаюсь разработкой одного большого фанфика. Тянет назвать это АУ, но слежу, чтобы все события не противоречили канону до 8 сезона и имели шанс произойти и в оригинале при определенных обстоятельствах.
"Уничтожить судьбу"
Вскоре после победы Зейна над Оверлордом в Ниндзяго начинают пропадать люди. Похищают только тех, кто соответствует определенным приметам, и хотя Пайтор не подходил ни по одному пункту, он также исчез. Проходит три с половиной года и анакондрай вновь объявляется невесть откуда. Он сильно изменился и более не стремился к захвату мира. Однако его возращение начинает цепь неожиданных, странных и ужасающих событий, думая о которых Пайтор постепенно начинает замечать мрачную закономерность. Нечто, более страшное, чем любой злодей, и чью сущность он мельком узрел три с половиной года назад.
Despite the frequent abandonment of accounts, I have been developing one big fanfic for a long time. I'm tempted to call it AU, but I make sure that all events do not contradict the canon before season 8 and have a chance to happen in the original under certain circumstances.
"Destroy the destiny"
Shortly after Zane's defeat of the Overlord, people begin to disappear in Ninjago. Only those who fit certain criteria are kidnapped, and while Pythor didn't fit any of the criteria, he disappeared as well. Three and a half years pass and the anacondrai came back from nowhere. He had changed a lot and no longer wanted to take over the world. However, his return begins a chain of unexpected, strange and terrifying events, thinking about which Pythor gradually begins to notice a dark pattern. Something much worse than any villain, and whose essence he had glimpsed three and a half years ago.
Some DtD Pythor headcanons:
Its patterns change slightly after each molt
He is over 100 years old
Like real anacondas, he likes to spend time in the water: swim in the sea, lie in the bath
After meeting Lloyd, he fell in love with sweets, especially marshmallows
He's claustrophobic and can't stand the smell of rotten meat
In fact, his entire body is covered with scars, but because of the scales, they are almost invisible
His favorite weather is a downpour, as rainwater was the best available in the tombs
He reads a LOT
Sometimes he writes poetry and always with a fountain pen
Его узоры немного меняются после каждой линьки
Ему более 100 лет
Как и настоящие анаконды, он любит проводить время в воде: купаться в море, лежать в ванной
После знакомства с Ллойдом он полюбил сладости, особенно зефир
У него клаустрофобия и он не выносит запаха гнилого мяса
На самом деле всё его тело покрыто шрамами, но из-за чешуи их почти не видно
Его любимая погода – ливень, так как дождевая вода была лучшей доступной в катакомбах
Он ОЧЕНЬ много читает
Иногда он пишет стихи и обязательно перьевой ручкой
canon for DtD or not idk
У этого поста есть предыстория, но никто не будет её читать
Translation:
TELL THIS BASTARD PYTHOR THAT I WILL MAKE A FENCE TO MY COTTAGE FROM HIS RIBS!!!
Well well...
Smart ninja...
1 What a raunch...
2 What are you going to do now, green ninja, without your elemental power and team? Anacondrai have no weakness!
But you have one...
THEIRS'S
AAAAA! Why!? I'm a humanitarian!
Pythor in zombie apocalypse AU
I've seen ninjas portrayed in a zombie apocalypse setting, but I couldn't find any villains. So I decided to fix this.
Short background:
To reduce the risk of infection, Pythor swapped his tail for legs. For a long time he tried to survive on his own, but realized that due to his enormous height he would not be able to feed himself. Out of despair, he joined a group of survivors at a military base, where the main ones were ninjas. He stayed on the terms of that he would be beneficial. Having sniper accuracy, medical and strategic skills, as well as physical strength. His tail was cut off for attempting to rebel.
Я видела как ниндзя изображают в сеттинге зомби-апокалипсиса, а злодеев не нашла. Решила это исправить.
Краткая предыстория:
Чтобы снизить риск заражения, Пайтор сменил хвост на ноги. Он долгое время пытался выживать один, но понял, что из-за его огромного роста не сможет себя прокормить. От безысходности подался в группу выживших на военной базе, где главными были ниндзя. Остался на условиях того, что будет приносить пользу. Обладает снайперской меткостью, медицинскими и стратегическими навыками, а также физической силой. Хвост обрубили за попытку мятежа.