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Real life be the shortest most nausea inducing life episode and i dont know if i love or hate every bit of it
The new winner
Okay but like... I love this take on it!
If we only take the curse into account and not the watcher lore, it works really well. A curse doesn't always have to be a curse, a downgrade, a drawback, it can be an asset. Jimmy now having an understanding that him dying first leads to those around him, the ones he's teamed up with, dying shortly after, let's him know that he has a choice. Stand by them and fall to the danger you already know about, or flee and live to see another day.
I think it works insanely well and am 100% going to think back on this in the next series.
Also, tagging you so you can see this, @mistymountainsmc
i don’t think jimmy’s broken his canary curse. i think it’s just been evolving, slowly, and he’s figuring out how to work with it instead of trying to fight it. hear me out:
3rd life - flower husbands. jimmy dies first. scott is 10th out in the series, the only time he places outside of the top 5
last life - the southlanders. jimmy is first out. mumbo is out next in quick succession. impulse dies shortly after. the only southlanders to make it into the top 10 are grian, who killed jimmy and mumbo (and still only ranks 7) and martyn, who left the southlanders for the shadow alliance
double life - ranchers. jimmy dies first, and takes tango out with him. tango is the one responsible for their first death, though
limited life - bad boys. joel wants to sacrifice himself for jimmy, but jimmy dies first before he can. joel still dies shortly after, and grian becomes a nosy neighbour, surviving to 6th
secret life - big dogs. jimmy dies second, but lizzie might be falling forever in the end so maybe he does die first. martyn is the first to yellow and red, and he dies 11th. the worst he’s ever placed. (also, mumbo dies only moments after jimmy again*)
real life - (do they have a name??). jimmy and ren’s groups get into a fight in the mines. jimmy is the only one who makes it out without dying at all. his allies are out of the series.
the canary curse isn’t about jimmy dying first. or at least, it isn’t really anymore. at first he was used to signify it, the canary dying first to warn everyone of danger ahead. but the canary has learned how to escape the coalmine now, and his friends are still stuck inside. they might survive if they have friends on the surface or they’re willing to betray their allies, but if it’s just been them and their canary to warn them of danger? then they’ve doomed themselves.
*mumbo might also have his own unique “killed ten seconds after jimmy by the same person/thing” curse, which is different from the general jimmy “bad luck charm” solidarity curse
animation of jimmy getting owned in real life
bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...
Finally finished hhh
Reblogs appreciated!!💕💕
I can't believe that my hope for Cleo to win next so that the divorce quartet can all bother each other in the afterlife was an effing prophecy. holy shit
Holy cow
❤️💛💚 A life series animation 💚💛❤️
animation of jimmy getting owned in real life
bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...
amazing real life series episode from joel. he did nothing remarkable but get motion sick, pat other people, kiss jimmy, and die pathetically. amen.
seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.
[grian voice] not too fond of gay people
joel literally leaning forward in real life to kiss jimmy in game . can they just not for one episode
Trafficblr: haha real life- just a one off joke episode not really canon lmao april fools
Trafficblr after finding out Cleo won: HOLY SHIT CANON CANONICAL SEASON OMG SOULMATE PAIRS OMG PLUTO OMG FUCK ITS CANON FUCK
i love how flower husbands being dead is just a meme in the fandom
Some memes I've made based on the reactions I've seen to the real life videos so far
guys is this anything- i had a vision
does anyone even remember this meme? it lived in my head rent free in middle school
WINNERS W/ THEIR SOULBOUND
Individuals under the cut
ALL PRAISE GOOD TIMES!
animation of jimmy getting owned in real life
bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...