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Hypo/manic moods fo today: -My humor is too advanced for people -*Clogs up the browser’s history with compulsive researching* -Hmm I should have a garage sale -*Makes a catfish account on instagram for no reason* -I would be such a good drummer -*Spam texts people I shouldn’t be talking to*  -Getting a septum piercing is a great idea -*Masturbates for 2/3 of the day* -I need cocaine -*Annoys friends with fixations* -I don’t even need medicine -*Excessive sweating, heart palpitations, and body tremors* -Have I always been this attractive? -*Thoughts at the speed of light* -Sleep is for the weak and I am not weak -*Laughs and smiles so hard that cheeks and jaw start to hurt* -I will replace Vsauce