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âźď¸RODRICK HEFFLEY HAS A MOMMY KINKâźď¸
MY RODRICK HEFFLEY OBSESSION IS OUTTA CONTROL. đ¤
WHAT THE FUCK.
WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING POSTS OF RODRICK
LIKE BRO HE IS SO HOT THE FUCK
THIS MADE ME SO PISSED OFF
I'VE BEEN LIKE THIS FOR A WHOLE WEEK
LIKE LOOK AT HIM
HE IS SO AUSNDJEOPWLHPSW
(also sorry for the profile changes my eras change A LOT)
Baking | Rodrick.H
âRODRICK STOPâ you yelled running away from him, âNO WHAT WAS THAT SHIT YOU SAID EARLIERâ he screamed at you as he continued to chase her.
earlier the two couples were in the kitchen baking whatever they were baking and joking around until Rodrick had said something.
âWhat if I cheated on youâ he huffed out a laugh while adding the brown sugar, she glanced at him through her eyelashes he looked at her ââŚwhat?â
She scoffed and stared to mix the ingredients together âYeah, what if I cheated on you with your homeboy Merkle?â She smirked at her remark.
She felt his eye darting at her head as she continued to smile from laughing but he left to grabbed something from the one of the drawers, she turned her head and saw him pulling out a big knife.
She made a face while her eyes widen and putted down the bowl of half-mixed ingredients.
âRodrickâ she called out as he head snapped at her âwhat?â âWhyâd you got a knife-â âYou said you were gonna do what?â He asked as he walked towards her.
She took a few steps back âW-what? Dude seriously moveâ she said eyeing the knife and him.
They stared at each other for a while before he made a move and sheâs running around the house to get away from him which leads us to now.
âDUDE YOU STARTED ITâ you ran back into the kitten on the other side of the table as he was across from you.
âYeah, but I didnât say one of your friends I just said âwhat ifâ you said one of my friends,â he said making a face and scoffing.
âOkay, I know and Iâm sorry, Rodrick, justâŚput the knife downâŚpleaseâ I begged him which I rarely even do.
He let out a laugh and dropped the knife on the table making it clank âOh babyâŚyou really thought I was gonna hurt youâ his words sounded sarcastic but he wasnât.
I nodded my head as I was still breathing a little hard âOh I could never hurt the little babyâ he pouted out sarcastically.
I could feel the corner of my mouth twitch up and stop preventing myself from smiling, I quickly grabbed the knife and put it back where it came from.
I turned around and jumped seeing him behind me with a grin âIâm sorry baby, I-i really amâŚI donât know what came over meâ
He said and wrapped his hands around my waist hugging me as I wrapped my arms around his neck, having him nuzzled into my neck.
âI would say itâs okay but Iâd be lyingâ he chuckled âI donât blame youâŚitâs just I really donât know what came over meâ his grip tightened a little.
âYou're crazy thatâs whatâ I smiled he pulled back and stared into my eyes âMaybe I amâŚfor youâ he smirked and kissed me.
After that, we went back to baking, laughing, and goofing off like we usually do.
A/N: this is my first time writing, don't judgeđđđ˝
Sorry for ANY miss spelling!
10 yr old me had TASTE
MMMM
i feel like the most unrealistic thing about diary of a wimpy kid is how nobody had a fat crush on rodrick.
Why would all of my fictional crushes absolutely hate me if they met me. Like I would be so psyched and they would just be like âget this weird autistic child away from me pleaseâ
Ok so I think I made a new meme format
Here is the original:
did you knowww that Devon Bostick a.k.a Rodrick Heffley was in Oppenheimer.??!!!
I saw that fucking movie twice in the theatre. TWICE!!!
and i still didn't bloody notice it.
I'm unwell ya'll.
I don't think i can live with myself.
Rodrick Heffley, how did I miss you??