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Revenge of the 5th moment

okay sooooo

am I the only one who actually prefers the lore that says that Jedi collect their crystals and then meditate with them and that's what gives the crystal it's colour??? (i certainly hope not)

i know it's a thing in the comic books where characters just pick out a crystal with the color already ingrained into it and there's nothing more to it but I feel like half the reason lightsabers are cool to me is because they actually tell you something about the user, they tell you their preferences in combat, how they view the force and sometimes even how deadly they can be

do I wanna believe mace windu just found a purple crystal or do I wanna believe he got this rare color because he uses dark side tactics but has the ability not to be blinded by them?

the first time I saw Anakin's lightsaber was blue I thought it was very telling about who he was and I believe that it was actually the first hint to his dark tactics and eventually his fall to the sith (even if it was by accident this is my interpretation).

how could the chosen one, the person with the most midi-chlorians, a person who has incredible force potential, uses a blue lightsaber instead of a green one? it is so accurate to his character because blue means you prefer using your saber to using the force in combat, they're also usually the first to pull them out and the ones to do it without hesitating to anyone anywhere.

i just thought it was perfect, that paired with an aggressive style, it was right under their noses

Smut Alphabet - Anakin Skywalker

I was thinking about making a smut alphabet series (ish) for all of Hayden's characters (and including the man himself), so here we go! Also, I'm SO sorry that I haven't been very active. I just haven't had the motivation to write, but I'm trying to be a bit more consistent! So I hope you enjoy, it's a REALLY long post.

includes: pretty much all versions of Anakin (there will possibly be a separate one for crispy, suitless and maybe another AU of Vader! However, I do think that he's about the same, just a lot more rough and cold.)

note: Anakin (by itself, nothing specific) just means all versions of him <3

WARNINGS: smut smut smut! (YOU'VE BEEN WARNED, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK), female s/o, my opinions, mentions of breeding, please lmk if I missed any!

A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

AOTC ANAKIN would probably alternate with aftercare, depending on when/where he does it. If he has the time, then he'd totally do aftercare, being the sweetest boy ever. If he couldn't, he'd shoot you an apologetic glance and mouth "I'm sorry" before hastily leaving, adjusting his robes last minute to make sure he looks presentable and not like he just fucked.

TCW ANAKIN would be about the same, but probably a lot less aftercare because he's now a general and far more busy. If you were in the same predicament (being a general/involved in the war somehow), it'd be even harder. At least he could be closer to you and sneak in quick fucks in your living quarters on the ship (if you just so happen to be on the same one).

ROTS ANAKIN would really try and squeeze in aftercare somehow, especially since he’s matured more and is more aware that it is pretty much needed in order for such passionate moments to feel fully complete. He would absolutely pamper as much as he could (not like he didn’t in the previous eras of his life), and sometimes even forgets he has needs of his own.

B = Body Part (their favorite body part of theirs and favorite on their partner’s)

ANAKIN really likes his eyes. If they’re more blue-green on a day, then it reminds him of the beautiful waters and landscape of Naboo. If they’re a bit darker, he’s reminded of the stormy seas of Kamino.

His favorite body part on his partner’s, however, isn’t exactly his type of thing to decide. He likes everything about his partner, no doubt about it (he’s an everything man: thighs, tits, ass… he could never get enough; and obviously pussy 'cause he's a cunt worshipper).

C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

I feel like ANAKIN would prefer to do it raw and cum inside. Like there’s literally no doubt about it (I truly think that there’s such thing as birth control in the galaxy, but some people might say different). He might be a bit hesitant at first, but once he does it for the first time, he gets addicted. He is a literal sucker for creampies. He could just sit there and watch all his cum drip out of his partner’s pussy and would be satisfied (he also has a huge breeding kink so it goes hand in hand). Sometimes, if they’re going for multiple rounds (which is usually the case when he gets his hands on her), he’ll either cum inside all times, or he’ll switch it up. He doesn’t really like facials, but once in a while he’ll do one. He thinks it’s really hot when he cums on their tits, and he’ll occasionally do it if he doesn’t feel like cumming inside (for the millionth time ever).

-> "Where do you want it, sweetness?" he grunts as he climbs up the ladder of release, thrusting hard and deep, "I think I should stuff it in. Or do you wish for something different?" (it really doesn't matter though because he'll probably cum where he wants anyways)

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of his and his partner’s)

ANAKIN sometimes fantasizes about getting caught, specifically by a member of the Council (Obi-Wan already knows, obviously, because he’s just Obi-Wan). He’s wanted his relationship to be public anyways, to show the galaxy that she’s his and his alone, yet he can’t because of his position as a Jedi. He’s considered multiple times on having a meeting with the Council to discuss the matter, and hopefully get the rule abolished. However, he is still afraid that he’d simply lose his position with no questions whatsoever, and he wanted anything but that. I think he’d also really want his partner to ride him in his fighter.

I feel that her dirty secret is that she would just let him do whatever he wanted to her without question (not like that isn’t a thing already). If they were uncomfortable with something, though, they’d vocalize it, but besides that, he’d have free reign.

E = Experience (how experienced he is)

When they first start dating, AOTC ANAKIN would do his RESEARCH. He’d find ways on how to pleasure not just himself (because his hand is almost never enough unless it’s his partner’s anymore), but also his partner, obviously. He learns the basics, and does his own thing from there.

Later on in his life, TCW ANAKIN and ROTS ANAKIN knows what they both like by now, and basically goes rabid whenever he gets the chance. He loves pussy, end of story.

F = Favorite Position (his and his partner’s fav position)

I feel like AOTC ANAKIN would be fine with plain old missionary, but when he starts experimenting with his partner, there’s no turning back from that. After trying a few others, his favorite would be the mating press, no explanation needed, and would stay that way for the rest of his life (BREEDING KINKKK). However, he wouldn’t mind switching it up once in a while, even if he really does prefer mating press.

I think his partner would be fine with whatever, even if it was just basic missionary. If they’d want to try one or just felt a certain mood, they’d try and work up the courage to tell him, and he’d be more than happy if it meant satisfying them.

G = Goofy (how serious he is in the bedroom)

I feel that ANAKIN would be pretty serious. Maybe a few small remarks or jokes here and there, followed by a chuckle, but not much. If he laughed or said a “joke,” it would probably be mockingly. He’d smirk or smile or whatever, so lost in his perverse pleasure.

-> “So needy for my cock,” he commented, smirking and chuckling as he continued his animalistic thrusts.

H = Hair (how well groomed he is, if the carpet matches the drapes, etc.)

I think ANAKIN is a total CLEAN FREAK. Like idgaf what anyone thinks, he needs cleanliness or he won't survive. I feel like he'd be the type to whine and complain about being sweaty after a battle or something. So, naturally, he'd want to keep himself well groomed too. He wouldn't have it bare, but under enough control to the point where it isn't itchy and huge.

I think the carpet also matches the drapes, a dirty blonde/brown color.

I = Intimacy (how intimate he is)

ANAKIN is extremely intimate, doesn't matter if during sex or not, he's a hopeless romantic (yet he'd rather die than actually admit it). Some nights might be soft, gentle, romantic, while others are more rough, to the point, etc. Sometimes, however, he mixes in both, depending on his mood.

I think, more than not, he'd would be a lot more demanding because he doesn't get to see his partner too much. So he takes what he can get, and he takes it quickly, and whichever way he wants.

J = Jack Off (how much he masturbates)

I feel like ANAKIN would jack off when he was on missions, thinking of his partner in the most lewd ways imaginable whenever he gets at least five minutes of free time. It never compares to actually having sex with them, but he deals with it (even if he hates it). He'll only ever masturbate if he needs to or if he is with his partner actually present.

AOTC ANAKIN would definitely jack off a lot more often (thinking back to when he isn't secretly dating anyone), especially since he doesn't really have another person to release for/with. He'd probably do it daily, to be honest, because it's been researched that masturbating (or just having sex) is "stress relieving."

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I could name off an entire LIST (and this post is already long enough). So I'm gonna make a separate post about this one since I could literally go on and on.

Anakin's Kinks

L = Location (favorite places to do the dirty)

I feel like ANAKIN would ultimately prefer to do it in his (their because they share) chambers, being the romantic, intimate man he is underneath. He likes his privacy, especially if he's ravishing his partner. However, it doesn't mean he wouldn't do semi-public or public. He likes the thrill of it, possibly getting caught. But if both he and his partner are Jedi, then he'd be a lot more cautious and preferably stick to the bedroom (he'll probably do semi-public/public once in a long while anyways). However, he would do it pretty much anywhere. On the floor, in a dark closet, anywhere he could get at least a little bit of privacy. He would never want to let anyone see his partner in such a state, and he intends to keep it that way.

M = Motivation (what turns him on/gets him going)

Pretty much anything his partner does. ANAKIN is down bad for them, and even doing something as simple as doing work or saying a witty remark could get him going. Maybe he'll have a random thought about what he could do to them, and that'd instantly get him at least a little bit hard.

N = No (something he wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

ANAKIN hates anything to do with feet, I don't wanna hear it. However, he would in fact give his partner foot massages if they wanted one or if he just felt like pampering them. He just thinks they're disgusting, but he never felt that way about his partner's; he thinks everything about them is beautiful, even if he hates feet.

He'd also never share with anyone, and I mean anyone. His partner is his and his alone, no questions asked, end of story. He's a possessive guy.

-> "You're mine," he growls in his partner's ear as he picks up his pace, "never forget that. Or else I'll just have to punish you after slaughtering whoever dares touch what belongs to me."

O = Oral (preference in giving/receiving, skill, etc.)

ANAKIN is a GIVER FOR LIFE. Not that he doesn't love getting head, but he is a literally slut for pussy. Pussy drunk whenever he can get the opportunity. Perks of being The Chosen One: he knows what to do even as a virgin. He knows how to make both himself and his partner feel good, skilled with his tongue, his cock, his fingers, everything.

P = Pace (how fast and rough, slow and sensual, etc. he is)

It all really depends on his mood. ANAKIN in general would probably prefer deeper thrusts, loving the feeling of his partner's pussy gripping him so perfectly. He's a sucker for slow and sensual too, but he usually ends up going unimaginably fast because he's so feral for it.

Q = Quickie (his opinion on quickies, how often, etc.)

AOTC ANAKIN despises quickies. He likes to take his time, doing whatever he wants whenever he wants. However, he sometimes would have to suffice with a quickie; before a mission, at a random time/place that doesn't offer up a big time window, etc. I feel as he gets older (TCW ANAKIN and ROTS ANAKIN), he'd get a little bit more okay with them, but he still despises them nonetheless.

R = Risk (how game to experimenting he is, if he takes risks, etc.)

ANAKIN would be all for experimenting and taking risks. He'd definitely be a bit more cautious when he was younger (AOTC ANAKIN), but eventually he just didn't really care anymore, as long as it meant the best sex of his life.

S = Stamina (how many rounds he can go for, how long he lasts)

This man could go on FOREVER. ANAKIN has so much in him (pent-up energy, horniness, all the feels) that he could just keep going nonstop. If his partner wants a little break, he'll give them a few minutes (at most). But realistically speaking, he could probably go like 10 rounds depending on how he feels.

T = Toys (if he owns toys/uses them, either on himself or his partner)

ANAKIN would be an absolute FREAK when it comes to toys. He'd have an entire collection in a hidden place only he and his partner new about: vibrators, cock rings, bondage, basically anything him and his partner would be into. His favorite would probably be the vibrator; he likes to tie his partner up and torture their pussy 'till it's all puffy and they've cum like so many times just from it.

AOTC ANAKIN would probably just have one or two, if any. He'd be pretty cautious about it, thinking that Obi-Wan might accidentally stumble upon one when visiting or something.

U = Unfair (how much he likes to tease)

ANAKIN is the god of teasing. He loves it so much, seeing his partner writhe under him and just the slightest of touches. He'd sometimes do subtle actions in public (like maybe giving his partner a pat on the ass or a gentle caress while walking by), not caring if anyone sees or not if he feels risky.

V = Volume (how loud he is, what sounds he makes, etc.)

I think it (again) depends on his mood.

AOTC ANAKIN would be more whiny, whimpering and all that shit. He'd have subtle ones, and a little bit louder than that, but he really tries to hold it in because he wants to be the dominant guy (yes, he can be subby but I think he likes/prefers to be the one in control). If he were going pretty much feral (which he usually is), he'd let out grunts and growls and etc.

TCW ANAKIN would occasionally let out a little whimper or whine, but he's definitely more of a growling and grunting kind of guy (same with the other versions of him).

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon)

I think that, no matter what, ANAKIN would always like to be the one in control (even if his partner's on top of him). Yes, I know AOTC ANAKIN is a downright subby slut. However, I feel he could be subby and all that shit but still be in control. He likes to have that dominance over his partner, to know that he has that power over them.

-> "I'm gonna cum," AOTC ANAKIN breathily whines, thrusting at an ungodly speed and reveling in the sounds his partner makes below him, "please, please... I'm gonna cum so much, gonna fill this pussy up-"

X = X-Ray (what’s going on under the clothes)

ANAKIN is definitely a big guy, no doubt about that. I'd probably say 8.5-9 inches, one or two (distinct) veins and a pinkish-red tip, sort of curving upwards when he gets hard.

AOTC ANAKIN would probably still be growing just a little bit (since he's still pretty much a teenager), so I'd say a tiny bit smaller than that.

Y = Yearning (how high his sex drive is)

ANAKIN, having all those extra midi-chlorians, is horny 24/7, no doubt about it. He's constantly thinking about sex, fucking, anything lewd that may pop into his head (even if he doesn't want it to at that moment) even during times when he shouldn't be (like a mission). So, by that statement, he's probably masturbating or having sex (depending on if he's away from his partner or not) daily.

Z = Zzz (how quickly he falls asleep afterwards)

ANAKIN typically waits until after his partner falls asleep in his arms, gently playing with their hair, whispering sweet nothings, feeling fresh and clean after pampering them (gives the BEST aftercare) and joining them for a bath/shower. He loves them more than he can express, and he wouldn't trade it for anything in the galaxy. ❤

Why Bradley Bradshaw is Anakin Skywalker

Foreword: This is a weird overlap in fandoms, but this is something that I’ve been thinking about for weeks now and I can’t get it out of my head: so you, the fine people of Tumblr shall be my audience as I stand on my virtual soapbox and preach about hot angsty men!

When I first watched Top Gun: Maverick, something about Bradley didn’t sit right with me. He was irritating and annoying, with his displaced anger and bratty personality. It was so confusing to me: Goose’s son shouldn’t be such a whiny little kid.

The more I sat with it, the more I came to compare him with Anakin.

Anakin is also known for his displaced anger and bratty personality. It’s written off as poor writing, but seeing it on another character is a totally different experience.

Anakin is frustrated that he was kept from becoming a Jedi Master by Obi-Wan, despite his skills and everything he’s been through.

Bradley is frustrated that Maverick prevented him from getting into the Naval Academy, despite everything he had been through and how badly he wanted it.

Anakin never met his dad, and his mother died when he needed her the most.

Bradley was so little when Goose died that I doubt he remembers much of him, and his mother died before Bradley was out of high school.^1

They’re both sexy pilots with father figures they despise.

Go watch Revenge of the Sith, then watch Top Gun: Maverick and think about it like that. It makes a lot more sense and both characters are a bit more bearable if you look at them through the lens of a scared kid whose life isn’t in their control.

Plus they’re both hot and sexy

^1 We don’t actually know when Carole dies, but she makes Maverick promise to keep Bradley from becoming a pilot, so it makes sense for it to be some time before he’s an adult, most likely when he is starting to think about college.

Bonus pictures because I love them!

Foaming at the mouth (images aren’t mine. Found on tiktok)

Giggling and kicking my feet in the air ☺️

UGH HE LOOKS SO GOOODDDD

this pic goes so unnecessarily hard

*credits to @ooohladymaria*

SOMEONE GET MY MAN AWAYYYY FROM THAT THING.

until I'm swollen, until im crying, until i cant walk, until im numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my whole body shakes, until my bones disconnect, until i pass out, until all my holes are filled, until i can't breathe, until it gets longer than before, until i remember the length of it, until the the end of time, until it reaches my stomach, until hes grunting and growling, until the whole world hears, until he's out of juice, we aren't ever stopping, the bed could break, the floor could cave in, and there could be a killer natural disaster outside but we aren't stopping, until invent a new position, umtil im trembling underneath, until i forgot how to talk, I'll ride him until i can't breathe, until the room stinks, until the blood in my body turns white like his juice, until my legs are shaking, until i can't feel my legs, you can top me.

Spread my legs like the sea. be the man Moses could never be <3

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