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Ranking the Top-Rated Hazbin Hotel Ships Part 2 (Lesbian)

Chaggie. It's the classic one, how could I not like it? It's perfect for fluffy stuff, and hurt/comfort from when they first met, as well as any number of other things. It's very versatile and very cute.

BloomingGun. This one is just adorable, and it spans so many ship tropes. It's perfect for comedy, fluff, a battle duo, and of course, it's also kinda hot. Let these women get married.

MollyBomb. This one is really cute, I find - a party girl and a presumably sweet, well-behaved girl. Cherri can protect Molly and Molly can rein Cherri in. It's perfect.

Velmilla. I don't actually like this one because I ship it, or because I'm attracted to them. I like it because of the sheer chaos these shippers cause. It's fucking hilarious.

RoyalHalo. This one is just really cute and wholesome. I envy both of them so much, they're both so nice and that just seems like it'd be a really healthy, good relationship.

Misie. I never would've thought of this, honestly, but it does seems cute. I can't see them getting married or being together for more than a year or so, but they'd have a fun time together, I think.

FallenWings. I don't actually like this ship, but it's familiar to me because I watching SATPOP as a little one. No hate to shippers, I'm just not partial to it myself.

Emilute. This one is odd. It could go many ways. I can see it being angsty and sad, with Em watching Lute go down the rabbithole, but she could also be the light that heals Lute. There's potential.

CherriMoth. I can't really see this ever working. Vaggie doesn't like trouble, and Cherri is trouble personified. Funny as a crackship, not so much as an actual relationship.

Vagette. Maybe I'm biased by my unbridled hatred for both characters, but I don't like this one. It just seems to contradict itself on so many levels. But I have nothing against its fans.

“Why do you ship RoyalHalo instead of Chaggie?” Fair question, and I’ll tell you the answer. Vaggie:

-Doesn’t care about the sinners, and openly resents and insults them instead of trying to understand them and help them redeem themselves

-Only lives and works at the hotel, and defends it and its guests and staff, because it’s what Charlie wants

-Has no goals or motivation of her own which doesn’t revolve around Charlie

-Lied to Charlie for years about her past, and never properly apologised for it

-Has no chemistry with Charlie which isn’t based on surface levels of wholesomeness and cuteness with no depth

-Is openly annoyed by Charlie’s singing

Compared to Emily, who:

-Supports Charlie’s goals because she agrees with them, and not because she’s going along with whatever she wants to make her happy

-Stands up for the sinners because she genuinely doesn’t think that they deserve extermination

-Wants to protect all human souls, even those who are in Hell

-Is her own character with her own motivation and goals which don’t revolve entirely around Charlie

-Shares Charlie’s love for singing

-Defends Charlie without completely speaking over her

And that is why RoyalHalo is superior to Chaggie in my heart ❤️ of course if you don’t agree, that’s fine, but this is my opinion

Things I want to happen in Hazbin Hotel Season 2 (That probably won’t happen):

-A full explanation as to how Husk became an overlord, and how he lost his power to Alastor

-Husk being confronted by the souls he used to own, or by the loved ones of the sinners he killed

-Angel ascending to Heaven and reuniting with his sister

-Crymini. I feel like giving Husk a daughter to care for would help redeem him, or at least make him less shitty in my eyes

-Charlie and Vaggie break up

-Charlie and Emily getting together

-Alastor and Rosie becoming the first queerplatonic couple in mainstream media

-Origin stories for all of the sinners

Hi! Here’s what your favorite Hazbin Hotel ship says about you!

Radiodust: You're an old-timer who's been around since the pilot. One off-handed joke about Angel Dust wanting to suck Alastor's dick was all it took for you to start shipping them. You always ship the two most attractive male characters together in your fandoms, even if they have no real connection

Huskerdust: I’m not going to touch this one because I’ll probably get death threats if I don’t tell the Huskerdust fandom exactly what they want to hear

Radiorose: Hello, aro-ace community! You love this because they're the closet thing to a canon queerplatonic couple that currently exists in mainstream media, and as a fellow aro-ace, I’m in the exact same boat

Chaggie: You like the idea of forbidden love, but you're not interested in handling all of the social/political ramifications of it, and would prefer to conveniently gloss over both of those things just like in the show. This ship has the flavor profile of vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips, and so does your personality

Lucifer/Lilith: You only want one thing in this life, and that is for a powerful woman to step on your neck. You are a bottom to end all bottoms

Radioapple: Daddy kink, but in a voyeuristic way. You like watching two dads doing each other, but there is no way you’d ever let them touch you, no, all you want is to watch them go at it

Rosiemilla: Mommy kink, but in a voyeuristic way

Radiohusk: Oh, you would let a man do unspeakable things to you if he was hot enough. You read dark romances and you want a dark romance to happen to you in real life

Cherrisnake: You are absolutely terrible at handling your feelings for everyone you've ever crushed on, and will try to convince yourself that you hate the object of your affections because you lack the courage needed to make a move on them. It would take a life or death situation for you to tell your crush how you really feel about them, and even then you'd be more afraid of telling them than of dying

Guitarspear: Hello, Adam simps! You binge-read workplace romances and you fantasise about dating your boss even though he's a dick 90% of the time. Strangely, the fact that he's a dick makes you even more attracted to him

Staticmoth: Your ideal ship is two horrible people who deserve each other. You want what they have, but at the same time you don't

Zestmilla: Your preferred aesthetic is old married couple core, and I respect that. You binge-read found family fics on AO3, and your favorite tag is hurt/comfort

Radiostatic: You love the idea of someone being obsessed with you when you have no interest in them. You like to laugh at their, quite frankly, pathetic attempts to get you to notice them, and you're waiting for the day when the penny will drop and they'll realise that they are nothing to you, and never will be

Arackpentious: You have never cared about canon, and you don't intend to start now. You probably simp for Sir Pentious and use Arackniss as a self-insert. We know barely any canon information about him, so it's easy for you to project yourself onto him so that you can get doubly-dicked down by the Victorian snake man

Charlastor: You're all about the aesthetic. You got into this ship because there's an abundance of gorgeous fanart for it, even if there's no chance of them being together in canon. You don't care about that, however, because they look beautiful together and that's all that matters to you

Radiomimzy: You wish that the old canon of Mimzy being Alastor's girlfriend was still canon

Royalhalo: You hate Vaggie and you think that Charlie deserves better than her, and who better than the sugary sweet angel who was the first to hear Charlie out and argue in her favor when she found out the truth about the exterminations?

Cherridust: You are aggressively heterosexual and you believe that it is impossible for a man and a woman to be friends without one or both secretly harboring feelings for the other. You binge-read friends to lovers fics on Wattpad, and if a man so much as says hi to a woman, you will ship them

Cherrimoth: You like enemies to lovers, but in a bitch eating crackers kind of way. You either have a crush on someone that you love to hate from afar, or you want to fall in love with someone who hates you from afar

Sera: Emily, did you do as I asked?

Emily: Yes, I took Charlie out

Sera: Excellent

Emily: I found a great restaurant, we had a lovely evening, and I'm taking her out again tomorrow night

Sera: ...

Emily: We really hit it off. I might propose