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So, I have decided to make my own tier lists on Hazbin Hotel

Yeah, yeah, I don't like Husker, and like just how dislikeable they made Valentino, but that's what makes him good tbh

Oh look, a new fav headcanon! Funny how I keep finding those! UwU

Imagine, Husk would be one of the BIGGEST fans of Radioapple(at least the domestic/soft radioapple)

He would support it like hell, absolutely do everything in his power to ensure it happens by marriage counseling the shit out of it even tho the thought of his boss doing anything sweet makes him wanna barf.

Bc listen, LISTEN, Alastor is an asshole to him. But with Al in a RELATIONSHIP??? Al being INFLUENCED by someone he RESPECTS and LOVES??? It might just make things easier for Husk. And Lucifer's def a whole lot easier to talk to about sht and is more likely to listen to him and not torture just bc he feels like it.

Its basically getting like, a new dad/co-owner to hide behind like "Luci, Al was bein mean". And Alastor can't do jack sht against the Morningstar puppy eyes so he resorts to glaring at the cat, who's giving him the most shit eating grin over the King of Hell's shoulder.

Lucifer & Lilith Relationship Dynamics

So, I've seen people compare Lucifer & Lilith to Morticia & Gomez

And Jessica & Roger Rabbit

And these work, they are great, no hate here.

But have we considered comparing Lucifer and Lilith to The Monarch & Dr. Girlfriend from The Venture Bros?

Just wanted to put that out there

Made this rare pair by accident w/ a friend I'm so normal abt them...

Ranking the Top-Rated Hazbin Hotel Ships Part 1 (Gay)

RadioStatic. This is the best one. I prefer it one-sided, but it's fine when reciprocated as well. It's the best of everything - it allows for angst, for fluff, for a murder duo, and of course it's very hot.

StaticMoth. This ship is amazing. It allows for evil hijinks galore, fluff, smut, and even angst if you take into account the old Voxtagram posts. Bonus points when poly with Velvette.

Huskerdust. This is just an incredibly sweet and wholesome ship. It allows for so much fluff as well as hurt/comfort or just plain angst. It's one of those ships where it's them vs the world. Beautiful.

RadioApple. This one is hot, but I really don't see much chemistry there. But the wholesome content is funny and sweet, and the *ahem* less wholesome stuff can be extremely hot. Win-win.

Valastor. This one only gets this high on the list because, again, it's hot. This would not work in any way, shape or form - Alastor and Val are completely incompatible. But, they're both attractive.

PentNiss. This one is rather odd, because Arackniss hasn't been in the show yet. However, he seems to be a rather grumpy sort, so this dynamic could be funny.

AdamsApple. I'm neutral on this one, I genuinely have no opinion on it - it's not good, but not bad. It's completely fine with me, however. Go forth and ship.

RadioHusk. It's not bad, but I'm not a huge fan. I don't really see any way for it to be healthy or sweet, and I'm not a fan of those two having sexual tension. But no animosity to its fans.

RadioDust. It rubs me the wrong way for some reason, but the fans of that ship are really good at what they do, so I'm fine with it. I'd never seek it out, but I respect its fans.

ValAngel. Awful. For obvious reasons.

Okay, you know what. After our conversation in the comments, I guess I'll bite. But before I draw more, we gotta brainstorm.

Should probably start with their first meeting. Well, for this, we have to think about who they are and where either of them would be likely to go.

Alastor is a classy type, we know from the comics that he goes to cafes and to visit the Cannibals but I could see him going to someplace interesting like an opera or a museum or something.

Muzan likes libraries, we know that, but he could also go to interesting places, perhaps with that wife and kid of his. They could meet at a library, while he's looking up those flowers he likes so much, or at some fancy place.

Alternately, they could meet in a much different context, aka both doing something nefarious in the same place.

How they'd get to speaking, let alone becoming friendly enough to want to see each other again, I don't know. Perhaps they talk for a bit and one decides he can gain something from the other, so he latches on...?

More on this later, the heat is starting to fry my brain but if anyone has a suggestion I'd be happy to hear it.

Don't ask

Ranking the Top-Rated Hazbin Hotel Ships Part 2 (Lesbian)

Chaggie. It's the classic one, how could I not like it? It's perfect for fluffy stuff, and hurt/comfort from when they first met, as well as any number of other things. It's very versatile and very cute.

BloomingGun. This one is just adorable, and it spans so many ship tropes. It's perfect for comedy, fluff, a battle duo, and of course, it's also kinda hot. Let these women get married.

MollyBomb. This one is really cute, I find - a party girl and a presumably sweet, well-behaved girl. Cherri can protect Molly and Molly can rein Cherri in. It's perfect.

Velmilla. I don't actually like this one because I ship it, or because I'm attracted to them. I like it because of the sheer chaos these shippers cause. It's fucking hilarious.

RoyalHalo. This one is just really cute and wholesome. I envy both of them so much, they're both so nice and that just seems like it'd be a really healthy, good relationship.

Misie. I never would've thought of this, honestly, but it does seems cute. I can't see them getting married or being together for more than a year or so, but they'd have a fun time together, I think.

FallenWings. I don't actually like this ship, but it's familiar to me because I watching SATPOP as a little one. No hate to shippers, I'm just not partial to it myself.

Emilute. This one is odd. It could go many ways. I can see it being angsty and sad, with Em watching Lute go down the rabbithole, but she could also be the light that heals Lute. There's potential.

CherriMoth. I can't really see this ever working. Vaggie doesn't like trouble, and Cherri is trouble personified. Funny as a crackship, not so much as an actual relationship.

Vagette. Maybe I'm biased by my unbridled hatred for both characters, but I don't like this one. It just seems to contradict itself on so many levels. But I have nothing against its fans.

I have succumbed to the ✨ boyfriends ✨

I'm trying out a new coloring style btw

@demonmew25 I drew them again! The sheer juxtaposition between the styles is killing me lmao

Okay, new brainstorm session for Muzan x Alastor, because I am not in a good place and I think I will scream if my mind is unoccupied for a second longer.

So, I just realized that they could not meet in the forms I've been drawing them together in. They could either meet while both alive, with Alastor as a young man presumably between eighteen and twenty-six, or in hell at any time after 1933, with Muzan now as a sinner and Alastor just having died.

Actually, what would a sinner Muzan look like? Perhaps I'll work on that later, if anyone wants that or has suggestions. Would he just look like Muzan, or would he be some sort of eldritch monstrosity, or something in between?

Muzan is much older than Alastor, and it seems like he used to be a little like him before he got absolutely bodied by Yorichii. So he'd probably think of him as a dumb annoying kid at first.

Alastor, on the other hand, would almost certainly either hate Muzan instantly or recognize his power and try to get close to him for that reason. Even if they were both alive, Alastor is smart, he'd realize something was up even if not what, which could contribute to him disliking Muzan at first.

Perhaps they're forced to spend time together, by fate or by another person, and wind up growing on each other that way. If living, perhaps they wind up working together a bit, maybe as part of one of Muzan's covers; if dead, perhaps they're both Overlords, and Muzan is too strong for Alastor to take down so he has to put up with him.

Their morals are absolutely not compatible, so them being together would have to come with either Muzan becoming better or Alastor becoming worse. I can't actually decide which would be better. Either that or they just ignore each other's morals for the sake of love.

Perhaps I will make a post about them if they were alive and another one about if they were dead. Good lord, this has gotten out of hand, but it's fun, so I don't care. See y'all later, I'm off to make a bunch of posts and queue them.

Alastor x Muzan Kibutsuji brainstorming / headcanons - first meeting scenarios

This ship is really starting to grow on me, oddly, so I'm getting actually into it. For this post, I think I'll start with possible ways they could've met.

Both at some sort of interesting place, possibly both having drank a bit, and wind up both admiring something beautiful and having a conversation about it. Could be something genuinely beautiful, could be something a little morbid that they both find beauty in, being the people that they are. A nice sculpture, or an egg that fell out of a nest.

Alastor catches Muzan in the act of killing somebody. This could go in many directions, and I think it'd be quite interesting. I think the most compelling, however, is Alastor getting turned into a demon. This would mesh perfectly with his canon lore, plus it's just fun and possibly angsty. Probably my favorite one here ngl.

The most boring of meetings - they meet at the library. That's all. Just. The library. We know Muzan spends a lot of time in the library, for obvious reasons, and Al seems like he probably would as well. Perhaps Muzan is visiting the USA to see if they have better research on the blue spider lily or something.

I can't really think of any more ways for them to meet while alive, so I will now move on to scenarios in which they could meet after death.

The first one from the list above could still work in hell. Hell has beauty too, just not as much of it. This would actually be extremely romantic imo, even if it's not the most interesting.

Alastor tries to kill Muzan as part of his murder spree, and gets his ass beat for the first time ever. Either that or he realizes he'll get his ass beat and thus decides to suck up instead.

Alastor dies and just straight-up falls right into Muzan's territory. It doesn't go well. But then it really does later on.

The most romantic - if they knew each other in life, and as soon as Alastor dies, he goes looking for Muzan, who may or may not actually want him back at this point.

Was thinking about the Alastor x Muzan au. I realized I wasn't sure how, if Alastor became a demon, he'd manage to find Muzan again and spend enough time with him to get to know him.

And then it hit me.

Alastor realizes he has powers now, and is happy. Then he realizes he's also obligated to eat nothing but people ever again, and can't be in the sun, and is going to have a hell of a time trying to lead a normal life.

So, furious, he starts relentlessly tracking Muzan down, shaking down lesser demons for info, purely so he can find the guy and give him the ass-whooping of his life. Not realizing how powerful he is.

Aaaaaaand he find him, picks a fight, but turns out to hold his own surprisingly well in a fight. So he gets away with being knocked out and locked up or something, perhaps somebody decides to help him by telling him what's up and helping him avoid getting brutally killed. And then after that the details are hazy but I'll get to it.

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@demonmew25 Did anything I just said make sense, sound off.

LoveBug & StaticMoth, my favourites

lovebug + staticmoth

To Hazbin Hotel Shippers!

What Fanon Couple Do You Think Would Work, And Why? Or What Fanon Ship Do You Think Would Crash And Burn In Canon?

BEAUTIFUL CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THEM

Hell/heaven’s most rancid couple

When she’s on a zoom call with Lucifer and he lives to ruin his day