Rvb Lopez - Tumblr Posts
Hello rvb comunity, this is my contribution for this week
Im doin my best 👍
WIP, i might finish it
Red team shenanigans, you know how it is
Take this, its all I have to offer for now (there is audio)
yes they’re robots, yes they watch anime…
You know I am disappointed that no one in the rvb fandom’s long and crack-filled history
took a moment to have an au where Lopez falls in love with church
Like Lopez and Sheila are just two bisexual ai in a strait presenting relationship in cannon.
It is a very bi thing to start a revolution/uprising
The idea of Lopez coming too only to see a (slightly broken) smart ai stretching out right in front of him and not taking a nano second or five to check out his code before panicking over the fact:
A) that’s a blue
B) that’s a male(?)
C) does this make me gay??
F) wait do I technically have a gender??
And twenty more existential crises and one failed attempt to literally run from his problems later he says ‘fuck it’ and just tries to seduce one dumb smart ai
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Church: ok which one of you asswipes keeps breaking into my room and l leaving me erotic binary?!
Tucker: dude, the fact that you understand binary so well that you know it’s erotic is kind of sad..
Church: WAS IT YOU??!
Tucker: no!? Why would I waste time with you when I could copy and paste some shit off of google and hand it to a lady??
Church: I DON’T KNOW! All I do know is that it’s like twenty pages long and smells like motor oil.
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Lopez: step one, do not be attracted to the blue team leader
Church not looking up from his laptop: hey Lopez, command just sent out our monthly munitions and just decided to send the tank supplies anyway even though Sheila is on the fritz. Do me a favor and have a five finger discount on any motor oil and spare parts you like. *muttering*god knows no one else in this side of the goddamn cannon would know what to do with it
Lopez: I have failed step one
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Sarge: Lopez how could you fall in love with the enemy?! A harlot who will only break your very combustible heart!
Lopez: I get free oil from a hot ai who gives zero shits. It’s meant to be.
Grif: hold on sarge how do know he’s been at the blue from his own free will? Maybe he’s been brainwashed or they put a bomb inside him or something!
Lopez: nope. Literally just the booze and hot dude.
Sarge: no it’s no use I can see it in his eyes! He’s loveblind!
Simmons: HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE EYES!
Sarge: I know it’s hard to look past the rose petals and red tint but you godda Lopez! You just godda! You’re like a son to me!
Lopez: I could literally care less.
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*Shelia turns back on*
Lopez: WHY IS IT THAT ALL THE HOT AI GO TO BLUE TEAM?!!
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Church: hey Lopez is there any way I can hop a ride with you without doing the possession thing? Because I am done with the rest of the team and honestly you don’t make me want to rip my hair out so you are on my ok side right now so I don’t want to be dick.
Lopez: this is sudden I need a moment
Church: why?
Lopez: I get sweaty when I am nervous.
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*after they get church situated in a port-like system*
Church: man! This is actually pretty nice! You know how to roll out the red carpet for a guy huh Lopez?
*church stretches and accidentally brushes against one of Lopez’s code*
Church: shit! Sorry! Uh you good dude? Because I just felt your motor do something funky.
Lopez: *Basically on the fritz due to the code equivalent of church grabbing his hips*
I know that I might get some looks for this but it is what I wish you to consider
spent a whole day unsure what to make for Lopez de Mayo. Started sketching then finally remembered i had a humanoid facecanon to digitize. So… ta-dah! Will make a full concept page at some point like I’ve done for the others.
oh looks like a typo in my sketches. oh well. it’s 4am. que será será.
De Tuercas Y Tornillos, in which Lopez tries his hand at song-writing, and Donut is gracious enough to translate for him.
finally animated one of my song things. :^) I’ll post an audio-only version with lyrics in a lil bit
what if Lopez started speaking english au? anyways, heres like two doodles of ideas for that from 2 months ago
Lopez being the only sane one is funny yes but we need to talk more about how he is also insane.
No one appreciated the love song he wrote so he started a robot uprising.
He was instructed to build a robot army that would bring a "day of victory" so he build them to move so incredibly slowly it would take them 24 hours to cross a short beach.
He was asked to build a jeep prototype and instead he built a holodeck to test it in, which is simultaneously more impressive and absolutely not what he was asked to do.
He didn't want to be bothered while he built a seismograph so he imprisoned Simmons in a cave and stole his identity, figuring no one would talk to him or notice they speak different languages. And he was right.
The man is related to SARGE. Yes he is competent and will accomplish everything asked of him and more but he WILL do it in the most batshit insane wrap-around way possible.
RvB Atsume
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Ye olde gulch of blood