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sam: *reaches for the fries on bucky’s plate*

bucky: *slams grocery store divider between his plate and sam’s hand*

sam:

sam: you said you didn’t take that from the store

bucky: and you said you didn’t want any fries, yet here we are

steve: it would help if you two showed up looking like a loving, supportive team

sam: for how long?

steve: ten minutes, tops

sam:

bucky:

bucky: can you get it down to five?

villain: is this the part where you tell me that if i hurt him you’ll kill me?

bucky: no. sam is perfectly capable of killing you himself. but i’ll happily watch

bucky: stop correcting me

sam: stop being wrong

i’m surprised there isn’t more greek mythology AUs for samsteve/sambucky/samtasha/anything sam related cuz like i mean the imagery is strong in the movies. and for the sambuckies, seb stan literally called mackie icarus, like what more do y’all need 🙄🙄