Sambucky - Tumblr Posts - Page 3
Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Steve : Um...Neat.
*later*
Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?
Steve : Didn't you thank him ?
Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
Natasha: Why is Bucky crying on the floor?
Steve: He's drunk.
Natasha: And?
Steve: He saw a picture of Sam's boyfriend.
Natasha: But he's Sam's boyfriend.
Steve: I know.
Natasha : Why do you look like that?Bucky, laying face-first on the floor : Like what?
Natasha : Like you’re dead.
Bucky : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.
Steve : Bucky accidentally called Sam “babe” in front of everyone today.
Bucky : *sobs into the floor*
bucky to sam: stop being so mean to me or i swear to god i’m gonna fall in love with you!
sam: sorry i’m late, i was doing stuff
bucky, bursting through the door behind him: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
bucky: i got called gay in walmart today
sharon: what? what happened?
bucky: i got called gay in walmart
sharon: yeah but why?
bucky: i was making out with sam
sharon: in walmart?
bucky: yeah it was in walmart
bucky, completely serious: ma’am, it has been reported lately that you do, in fact, have little paw-paws and a little button nose. do you care to comment?
alpine: mrrrow
bucky: riveting
sam, walking in: am i interrupting something?
bucky: you okay?
sam, crying: yeah, it’s just these onions
bucky, to the onions: what the fuck did you say to my boyfriend?!
bucky: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!
sam: oh yeah? you're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
bucky: i'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING ALPINE WITH ME!
sarah, picking up the monopoly board: i think we're gonna stop playing now
bucky: sam is no longer my boyfriend
sam, sighing: that’s the worst possible way to tell everyone that we got engaged
bucky: i have cat-like reflexes
sam: prove it
bucky: [sees a cat]
bucky, instantly: i like that cat
sam: there’s always a light at the end of the tunnel
bucky: it’s usually an oncoming train
sam: could you just try to not kill my vibe for five fucking seconds?
sam: you’re being a bitch
bucky: no, i’m just being honest
sam: fine, i’ll be honest too
sam: you’re being a bitch
sam: what exactly are you doing?
bucky, surrounded by fifteen cats: building a family
natasha: why is sam so smiley?
sam: c’mon, can’t i just be happy?
steve: bucky tripped and fell in the parking lot
sam: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT A DIVORCE
bucky: WE’RE NOT EVEN MARRIED
sam: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT
sam: we all have our demons
sam, grabbing bucky: this one’s mine!
sam: when i first met you, i thought you were weird and annoying
bucky:
sam:
bucky: and?
sam: you are
sam, tied up: personally, i blame you
bucky, tied up next to him: how can this possibly be my fault?
sam: because if it’s not then that means it’s mine and that can’t be right