Scarlett Dragna - Tumblr Posts
Scarlett, tweeting: love is dead and never existed. You left me there and watched me die as I started. You are the definition of evil.
Tella: you okay?
Scarlett: JULIAN STOLE MY FUCKING GARLIC BREAD
Scarlett: *can't find Donatella in a crowd*
Scarlett: *deep sigh*
Scarlett: desperate times call for desperate measures.
Scarlett: NO ONE LOVES SCARLETT DRAGNA
Tella: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY SISTER
Julian: *kicks down door* *jumps through window* WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT AND ARE THEY READY TO DIE
Scarlett: *visibly shook* o-okay. Hi.
Julian and Tella: :) hi
Tella: ok, so here's the plan. First, we pull the fire alarm-
Scarlett: have you lost it? If we pull the fire alarm without a real fire, we'll get in trouble!
Tella: you're right. First, we start a fire-
Legend, from another room: NO WE DONT
Scarlett, waving cauliflower infront of Julian: what is this?
Julian:....cauliflower?
Scarlett, turning to tella: now you tell me what you think it is.
Tella, quietly: ghost broccoli
Julian: *screams loudly*
Legend: Jesus christ! Julian, what the hell is wrong?
Julian: I FORGOT TO TELL SCARLETT SHE WAS CUTE TODAY
Tella: come ON! I wasn't that drunk.
Scarlett: you tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Tella: but you are.
Scarlett: you have to stop ruining your health!
Julian:*accepting another delivery* you call it eating 9 boxes of girl scout cookies alone, I call it supporting young entrepreneurs.
Julian: wakey wakey eggs and bakey
Scarlett, jokingly: what if im vegan?
Julian, completely deadpan: wakey wakey vegetables and sadness
Scarlett: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Tella: cannibalism.
Tella: you know, Julian gives Scarlett flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that
Legend: umm okay?
[next day]
Legend: [gives Scarlett flowers]
Scarlett: what
Legend: i don't get it either dude
Scarlett: [gets a paper cut]
Julian, under his breath: God, hasn’t she suffered enough?
Julian: HELP! I KINDA TOLD CRIMSON ID MAKE HER DINNER BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK???
Tella, pouring milk into a cereal bag: and what made you think I could help you?
The fallen star: I've made the perfect fate
The other fates, gesturing to Scarlett: no, you've fucked up a perfectly good teenage girl is what you did. Look at her. She's got anxiety.
Gavriel: I will now torture you with my sick little game
Scarlett: *gasp* knife monopoly!
Gavriel: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm really curious about knife monopoly
Julian, gazing lovingly at Scarlett: She could kill me and I'd thank her.
Legend, having heard this 10,000 times that day: I'd thank her too.
Just saw a post saying that Scarlett Dragna conforms to gender roles and that Tella should’ve been the protagonist isn’t of Scarlett and compared her to Taryn because she wanted that marriage and wanted to be safe from her father. Because she wanted safety over living for danger like tf?! Like did we miss the part where she though the only thing that can save her was this marriage? What I first liked about Scarlett was that she wanted safety, she wasn’t in a position do to whatever she wants, if she did than her father would punish her sister. She had never known safety and she wanted that first. Everytime she agrees to this marriage is when she’s trying to protect someone she loves. She marrying in the first place so the count can take Scarlett and her sister away from their abusive dad and the other time was when she was trying to protect Julian, her way of protecting them might not be with fighting but she’s still do it and I applaud her for it and love her for it. And she realizes that that’s not what all life’s about, that’s it’s not just about being safe but also living and that’s called character development
They also said that Stephenie was trying to brainwash teenage girls by making them think that following the rules and conforming to gender roles. Like what? I don’t much about Stephenie Garber and the Caraval series since I just started reading them but one of the things I love about Scarlett and Eva is that they’re kind of traditionally feminine, Scarlett wants to get married to a man who can protect her from her father and Eva just wants to find her one true love, she loves to dress up and favorite thing about her self is her rose gold hair and she likes to dress up and stuff and I love that about her. (like me) I relate to her so much on that level. I love they’re traditional feminine and they aren’t being punished for it.
So anyways that’s my rant, I just want peoples to stop bashing female characters for wanting traditional female things or wanting what’s typically feminine. Like if you want a badass sword fighting women than go read some other book, this one isn’t for you. Women are allowed to liked things that apparently conform to gender roles, just let them like what they want.

And you’re telling me not even Legend can kiss like this? And I’m supposed to root for him? Caraval Master vs. the Prince of Hearts? The Prince of Hearts who’s kisses are literally worth dying for?

I don’t understand why Tella is questioning if Jacks is Legend or not. Like why would Jacks ask for Legend through all those letters and stuff if he was Legend himself. Why would he ask for himself? Also why does she think Jacks put her mother there? Why isn’t she curious about Jacks motives? I’m like so confused, she said she was curious but she’s not even asking the questions. I’d trying to get as many answers as possible.
Btw this is not hate towards her, I’m just confused on her lack of questions. I’m reading it for the first time so you’ll probably see me making more comments like these
I can’t get through Legendary, I don’t see how Tella comes to some of these conclusions.
So is Legend really evil or not? Cuz I’m told he is but he doesn’t do anything particularly evil. Like the man runs a circus (if thats what it can be called) full of theater kids