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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

So I found this website that generates incorrect quotes and THIS HAPPENED

I mean COME ON THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER I AM SCREAMING

Gavriel: I will now torture you with my sick little game

Scarlett: *gasp* knife monopoly!

Gavriel: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm really curious about knife monopoly

Kidnapper, on the call with Legend: we have Donatella. We'll give her back for 500 thousand dollars.

Legend: oka-

Tella, yelling: YOU THINK IM ONLY WORTH 500 THOUSAND

Tella: MAKE IT 2 MILLION YOU BITCH

Legend: TELLA SHUT UP OR I SWEAR-

The fallen star: I've made the perfect fate

The other fates, gesturing to Scarlett: no, you've fucked up a perfectly good teenage girl is what you did. Look at her. She's got anxiety.

Yall, I'm requesting help once more

Those of you who know of the movie corpse bride, was there a sequel made? If so, what was it called and where can I watch it? because I can't get a straight answer from Google. Thanks

Thats awesome bro man homie home slice bestie buddy chum pal friend fella brother amigo I am glad to hear that chummy chum

yo what’s up my man my dude my homie big tom. are you doing good bossman?

Yo home slice bread slice i am great she her female i mean i am just straight up vibing. Are you doing good too broski?

Julian: HELP! I KINDA TOLD CRIMSON ID MAKE HER DINNER BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK???

Tella, pouring milk into a cereal bag: and what made you think I could help you?

yo what’s up my man my dude my homie big tom. are you doing good bossman?

Yo home slice bread slice i am great she her female i mean i am just straight up vibing. Are you doing good too broski?

Happy pride month to the scarf of sexual preference and the sorting hat - and i guess everyone else as well

Scarlett: [gets a paper cut]

Julian, under his breath: God, hasn’t she suffered enough?

Tella: you know, Julian gives Scarlett flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that

Legend: umm okay?

[next day]

Legend: [gives Scarlett flowers]

Scarlett: what

Legend: i don't get it either dude

Tella: I don't think legend is pleased with you

Jacks: what makes you say that?

Tella: he sent you this letter

Tella, reading aloud: dear jacks, I hope this letter finds you before I do.

Tella, making conversation: so, are you a morning or a night person?

Dante, who doesn't even remember the last time he slept: bud, im barely even a person

Scarlett: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Tella: cannibalism.

Tella: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

*one mile away*

Legend: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHOES

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

Julian: wakey wakey eggs and bakey

Scarlett, jokingly: what if im vegan?

Julian, completely deadpan: wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

Scarlett: you have to stop ruining your health!

Julian:*accepting another delivery* you call it eating 9 boxes of girl scout cookies alone, I call it supporting young entrepreneurs.

Tella: come ON! I wasn't that drunk.

Scarlett: you tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Tella: but you are.

Julian: *screams loudly*

Legend: Jesus christ! Julian, what the hell is wrong?

Julian: I FORGOT TO TELL SCARLETT SHE WAS CUTE TODAY

Sam, patting Dean and Cas on the back: Good job, gays

Dean: uh I- I think you meant gu-

Sam: did I fucking stutter

Scarlett, waving cauliflower infront of Julian: what is this?

Julian:....cauliflower?

Scarlett, turning to tella: now you tell me what you think it is.

Tella, quietly: ghost broccoli