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Scarlett: *can't find Donatella in a crowd*

Scarlett: *deep sigh*

Scarlett: desperate times call for desperate measures.

Scarlett: NO ONE LOVES SCARLETT DRAGNA

Tella: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY SISTER

Julian: *kicks down door* *jumps through window* WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT AND ARE THEY READY TO DIE

Scarlett: *visibly shook* o-okay. Hi.

Julian and Tella: :) hi

Tella: you know what? I'm just gonna-

Tella: *climbs into a tiny cupboard that's impossibly hard to get into*

Tella: TRY GETTING ME NOW, FATES

Jacks, looking at the open cupboard: um, do you want me to-

Tella, unable to free her arms and close it: please

Jacks: *shuts cupboard*

Tella: *muffled whisper* they'll never know

Tella: ok, so here's the plan. First, we pull the fire alarm-

Scarlett: have you lost it? If we pull the fire alarm without a real fire, we'll get in trouble!

Tella: you're right. First, we start a fire-

Legend, from another room: NO WE DONT

Scarlett, waving cauliflower infront of Julian: what is this?

Julian:....cauliflower?

Scarlett, turning to tella: now you tell me what you think it is.

Tella, quietly: ghost broccoli

Julian: *screams loudly*

Legend: Jesus christ! Julian, what the hell is wrong?

Julian: I FORGOT TO TELL SCARLETT SHE WAS CUTE TODAY

Tella: come ON! I wasn't that drunk.

Scarlett: you tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Tella: but you are.

Scarlett: you have to stop ruining your health!

Julian:*accepting another delivery* you call it eating 9 boxes of girl scout cookies alone, I call it supporting young entrepreneurs.

Julian: wakey wakey eggs and bakey

Scarlett, jokingly: what if im vegan?

Julian, completely deadpan: wakey wakey vegetables and sadness

Tella: Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes, because then you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

*one mile away*

Legend: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHOES

Scarlett: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Tella: cannibalism.

Tella, making conversation: so, are you a morning or a night person?

Dante, who doesn't even remember the last time he slept: bud, im barely even a person

Tella: I don't think legend is pleased with you

Jacks: what makes you say that?

Tella: he sent you this letter

Tella, reading aloud: dear jacks, I hope this letter finds you before I do.

Tella: you know, Julian gives Scarlett flowers everyday. I wish you'd do that

Legend: umm okay?

[next day]

Legend: [gives Scarlett flowers]

Scarlett: what

Legend: i don't get it either dude

Scarlett: [gets a paper cut]

Julian, under his breath: God, hasn’t she suffered enough?

Julian: HELP! I KINDA TOLD CRIMSON ID MAKE HER DINNER BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK???

Tella, pouring milk into a cereal bag: and what made you think I could help you?

The fallen star: I've made the perfect fate

The other fates, gesturing to Scarlett: no, you've fucked up a perfectly good teenage girl is what you did. Look at her. She's got anxiety.

Kidnapper, on the call with Legend: we have Donatella. We'll give her back for 500 thousand dollars.

Legend: oka-

Tella, yelling: YOU THINK IM ONLY WORTH 500 THOUSAND

Tella: MAKE IT 2 MILLION YOU BITCH

Legend: TELLA SHUT UP OR I SWEAR-

Gavriel: I will now torture you with my sick little game

Scarlett: *gasp* knife monopoly!

Gavriel: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm really curious about knife monopoly

Julian, gazing lovingly at Scarlett: She could kill me and I'd thank her.

Legend, having heard this 10,000 times that day: I'd thank her too.