Secret Life Smp Spoilers - Tumblr Posts
*Secret Keeper exists*
Me: Desperately trying to find Watcher Lore

That’ll do it
You could make angst over how Grian felt sort of betrayed when he found out that Mumbo was playing into the bit because it was part of his secret.
But nooo, Mumbo had to be good at communicating and clarify that he would’ve joked with him regardless of the secret/j
Mumbo sounds so petty and upset about losing the tower competition. It reminds me of children who finally admit they've lost after an hour or so of denial.
Yooooo Jimmy!
I feel like I should throw a party or something.
Figures that the season with the most Watcher references is the one where the curse breaks.
Let out the most guttural scream when Grian died.
Grian’s iconic maniacal laughter when the wither was summoned could really convince people that he did it of his own will rather than the task.
”I can unintentionally make people hate me, but intentionally people are like, ‘yeah I agree with you, you’re right, you’re a great person’”
Imagining Grian being relieved that he’s going to be safe because the sessions about to be over. Then the Secret Keeper whispers in his ear “Yeah but is the dishwasher still running?”
Cue Grian frantically running to the base.
POV: You are bird

Role reversal! The Watcher now has to listen while the Listener has to watch.
I have been loving Secret Life so far.
Gem and the Scotts will either be the most cute cottagecore alliance and/or the next final three if both Scott & Impulse's streaks of doing well keep up.
BigB's entire vibe has been great. Please let him get the recognition he deserves this season plea-
Martyn's flip from the victor of the last season to the most pathetic wet cat of a man.
Cleo and Etho's divorce arc doing a full 180.
The Mounders is refreshingly new. Can't wait to see the silly continue.
The tasks feeling targeted in the best way possible.
The anxiety of taking any damage whatsoever.
Gem, Lizzie, & Mumbo are here.
Secret life spoilers!
The ginger bisexual women are competing for your front door.

“how did the guy with no friends win?”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA