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Damn, the way I designed my tav as my fave OC and while it’s not exact, I can’t help but 👀
Say hi to Veris yall
They’re hot idk why I made them like this 😭
Look I’m not trying to exclude people but...
ANIMESEXUAL IS NOT A SEXUALITY GODDAMN
Like seriously?!? Tiffany watches yaoi once and is like wow I’m attracted to anime guys so I must be ✨animesexual✨
nO YOU GIANT HALFCOOKED DONUT
If you are attracted to anime men, then CONGRATULATIONS YOUVE ACHIEVED A HUMAN TRAIT CALLED EMPATHY!!
Humans are WIRED to relate to other humans, even through forms of media. And yes this counts for attraction. Please. This goes for kinks too. If you’re a man that likes women and you’re into BDSM then
YOU ARE NOT LGBT.
Y’all straight people want to be included SO BAD. I would love to see a point in history where there is no such thing as LGBT. As in there is no distinction. But right now, visibility and distinction is IMPORTANT.
Just because 13 year olds think that Hisoka or Bakugou is hot doesn’t mean that they’re “animesexual”.
Thank. You.
realizing i’m in love with a fictional character
makes me question reality
switchblade | xiao
pairing: xiao/reader
warnings: physical fighting, mentions of knives + blood, slight profanity, implications of controlled crime
word count: 0.8k !!
note: uhHH okayokay so this is like a wannabe mafia!au ? maybe just a gang!au ? idk i got the idea of how good xiao would be at hand-to-hand combat in a modern setting and all this came from that,, hm i might use this idea for other characters as well (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و
summary: “the vigilant yaksha” is what he’s called amongst his subordinates, though, you most commonly know him as your estranged sparring partner when transactions don’t go as smoothly as planned.
“you disgust me.” he quickly spat, jumping back to avoid your jabs. he dodged each of your blows with terrifying accuracy, yet he never broke eye contact despite how fast your movements were.
“do i?” you laughed and he’d disappeared, just as he was always known for. his footsteps were loud in your ears as you focused on where he was coming from.
you were envious of how the darkness of the alley concealed him so well, and you made a mental note about learning his techniques when you two weren’t at such odds. however, he was predictable enough, and you perfectly ducked out of his way after anticipating where he’d drop from.
his attacks were perilously more relentless than yours. even with the acquired knowledge of his fighting style after your many disputes, you still minorly struggled to keep up.
“we don’t need to be fighting like this, you know,” you groaned as you just barely moved out of the way in time for him to miss, your breaths erratic from the cardio.
“if you’d just give me my damn information, xiao—”
“as i said, you disgust me. i owe you nothing.” how was he so agile? still being able to speak clearly during such activity — you supposed these were the perks of having been trained from such a young age.
seeing a vantage point, you dodged one of his hits in order to land your own, though he always seemed to be prepared. he grabbed your arm as soon as you’d made your move, yanking you around to his front and against a wall. the sound of a switchblade unhinging was familiar, but you never really got used to the feeling of one being held against your throat.
he’d grabbed your other arm before you could retrieve your own blade. you cursed under your breath, not wanting to stretch your mouth too much for the unlikely case of his blade actually piercing you.
you could feel the slow rise and fall of his own chest as he pushed the blade further up, an empty threat but still a much greater one than several you’d received. you sighed, rolling your eyes as you tried to wiggle out of his strong grasp. how is it that he bested you every time?
“do you intend to keep fighting? or, perhaps you’d enjoy me ending your feeble little life right here and now, hm?”
you snorted, and at such a careless action his handle on you loosened a bit. were you mocking him?
“every single time you put that knife to my throat you never actually do anything with it.” voicing your reason for laughing, his pride was damaged immensely.
“you…” xiao searched the corners of his mind for an instance where he had in fact done something with the blade before coming up short. why was that? with a frustrated growl from your captor, you felt a certain coldness trickling down your neck, which only elicited another half-assed chuckle from you.
“are you not aware of the fact that your life is currently in my hands? i’d watch my tone.”
“yeah, well, you’re not me. and…” you trailed off, wrestling with the tiny blade your sleeve contained while your hands were still in his hold. the small sheathing sound of it being removed from its confines gave you away, and he’d pushed you forward before you could slash him.
“it’s not “in your hands” if i’d only let you believe you had the upper hand. you should know by now not to underestimate me.”
wiping your neck, you shuddered at the color of blood against your fingertips. you were about to chime another shrewd remark before being cut off by a sharp pain along your cheekbone. the pang of his blade fastening itself in the wood behind you vibrated in your ear, causing you to flinch. you hadn’t registered that he’d thrown it until you felt the same chill roll down your face from your new cut.
in your shock, he’d approached in order to retrieve it. you’d be lying if you were to say his hardened eyes weren’t intimidating, though when he’d backed you up once more, your smirk seemed to plaster itself.
the fluid movement of him tucking the blade back into its rightful slot inside his glove was attractive in itself. he wanted to wipe your dopey expression right off your face since he knew what your next words would be.
“god, you’re so pretty, xiao.”
it took everything in him not to smile when you’d blocked his attack once again.
Dudes are so weird. I say don’t send me dick pics without paying me. *blocks me and deactivates blog*
Self-introduction!✰
Good morning/day/night to everyone!
My name's Ray and I'm 16.
I write amateur headcanons. Sometimes I can write something like fanfiction!
I write for fandoms such as:
× Our life: Now & Forever
× Our life: Beginnings & Always
× Mushroom oasis
× The kid at the back (maybe!)
× 14 days with you (maybe!)
Don't feel like writing such things as:
× NSFW
× Too much violence
× Too narrow topics that are difficult to understand.
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I go by he/she/<they pronouns ! (Mostly i prefer to be referred by them. But you can use he/she too.)
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And I really like to write. That's my hobby after all, expect for drawing! Also I LOVE yapping about anything I'm interested in! SO MANY thoughts, and SO FEW listeners, too bad.
So besides headcanons, I'd like to post:
× My chatter about the games,
× Random thoughts (i just need to leave them somewhere...),
× Info dump about my OC/MC! (ohoho, I've got a few)
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If you'd like to contact me (not only in Tumblr), my Discord is #saintcheruh_27477
Maybe I am looking for moots!
Thank you for attention!
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So i just wanted to make a piece of self-introduction i guess, since I'm going to not only write headcanons here lololol.
Saw this kind of a thing sometimes...
To be honest, I would like to become friends w several people here but just got too shy, uh-uh ( I give them verbal signs to get to know each other but they seem to not get it), so maybe if you want to chat with me feel free to write me✍️
If you read that, thank you so much!
Man titties
"oh those?" - inky
Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years
Corrin with shoes
Corrin with shoes
Dem ears tho. 🤣
Real life or Nintendog?
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I legit spit out my apple juice. Makemake is a polynesian God, and they named a dwarf planet after him, and I just...mind blown.
Also, stop making fun of our Gods and Goddesses names. If you provoke something, that's all on you for making them angry.
people act like Pluto was dealt a bad hand bc they thought it was a planet but later classified it as a dwarf but consider this: there are 4 other dwarf planets in the solar system that most people don’t even know the names of so Think Again before you think Pluto is underrepresented