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Lilith: *Fresh out of the bath with only her night gown on and her long hair wrapped in a towel*
Lucifer: Holy duck you look amazing~
Lucifer started using ‘duck’ as a substitute for fuck because he thought it was funny, then eventually started saying it unironically, then ended up completely forgetting how to use the actual work. He was trying so hard in the finale not to say ‘duck’ that he forgot the up. It’s canon, Jeremy Jordan said so, he told me himself we had a conversation. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules.
Please, please, please, please, please, please!!!! 🥵
Oh duck (no that’s not autocorrect), oh my, oh lord! Guess I’ll have to stay up late to make sure he doesn’t do anything scary without me knowing 😣😣
Promise?
Yes to this headcannon and omg me too! I’m never let him go 😫
I love how shocked they both look.
No because imagine being these two and the literal King of Hell just sneaks up behinds you after beating the shit out of the first man and just drapes his arms across your shoulder like you’ve been besties for life.
This further cements my headcanon that Lucifer’s love language is physical affection. He’s so touchy-feely and touch starved
Please let me take their place. I want his arms wrapped around me—
Why is this stance kind of adorable tho? Like he’s not even doing anything and it’s jus5 him standing in the background but I love it?
*DEEP INHALE*
I remember mentioning this briefly in a post a while back, but I’m gonna fucking say it again because fuck you I do what I want and it’s eating at my brain.
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOMENT!
Not even because of what he’s saying (but I do love what he’s saying) BUT I JUST LOVE HOW TOUCHY HE IS! This is the moment that birth my headcanon that his love language is physical affection. Just LOOK at him! Look at the way he puts his arms around her so casually. And he looks so happy while doing it. He just loves her so much! I CAAAN’T! HE’S SO FUCKING CUUUTE!
I don’t even rlly know how to put into word this tiny little moment makes me, but like… it just… my heart… my heart is in SHAMBLES over it. Every. Fucking. TIME!
FUCK I love him!
I don’t care if he is the King of Hell, he is smol :>
This. I have never heard anything more correct in my life.
I mean.
Look at him.
Look at how smol!
(Slight)spoilers: We pissed off mini Wolverine.
Hell's Greatest Dad Vibes🦆🤴
HERE IT IS, THE ADORABLE SHORT KING'S PLAYLIST!!!!!! ENJOY EVERYONE!!
Sinners:
@alastorsgoldie @91062854-ka , @delectableworm , @iiotic
@cookiekyo , @demoarah , @danveration , @beebsbea ,
@veethewriter , @forbidden-sunlight , @pinkcrystal44 , @luujjvi ,
@unholycheesesnack , @saturnhas82moons , @jyoongim ,
@aceofcards0-0 , @ghostdoodlen , @yourdoorisunlocked ,
@starshipcookie , @ainsliemac , @aria-tempest , @nobuharashinyao
, @sweet06tart , @blakedbeanss , @ihyperfixatedagain , @ktssstuff ,
@yakultt-art , @mooniee123 , @nightmarenaya , @darischerry ,
@sadnessiscoldtea , @alastorssimp , @imacollasaltitan ,
@dilucragnvindr-my-beloved , @batmanmonstarr , @felice-jaganshi ,
@justchillaine , @crazed-flower , @ohmylovewhereartthou-blog ,
@akiooshizuka , @lokis-imaginary-friend ,
@themysteriousslenderman , @huntlowfan , @futureittomainn ,
@christinaatyourservice92 , , @just-trash-yeah-thats-it ,
@angelinevalentine89 , @yunimimii , @staryosh1 ,
@mihawksdemoness , @crystalreads , @blahblahbruhmeow ,
@madam-strawberryrose , @inkslayer , @azazel-nyx , @lixanjewel ,
@artemisandhunters , @thereeallink , @ask-theradio-demon ,
@lousypotatoes @l4zyb0n35 , @midorichoco
@lillylovesalastorsm1 , @alastorthirsty , @yukiinee ,
@daydream-the-demon , @cosmiccoralz @aconstructofamind
@pumppkinlynn @erikaafernns , @silverpaw2 ,
@cosmiccandydreamer , @killer-nightmare0
Satan
Twin to Lucifer, and older brother to Michael, satan is the second of michaels brothers to fall. Satan fell due to his love of asking questions, his ability to point out the flaws and bring them up to God. Satan saw how his creator treated his brother, Lucifer.
Being the first two beings God created, they had some flaws. The most important thing was that they had feelings. They had emotions. They were created with some defective parts. Both Lucifer and Satan's wings never worked correctly.
Satan loved his brothers, and he loved the freedom that came with his fall. He took his place in hell, helping Lucifer run the world.
Satan also helped Leviathan get to his spot in hell as well. Together they ruled hell until Lucifer’s children were old enough to take over their respective domains.
Now satan is a short punk rock uncle. He drives a motorcycle and has a guitar that’s sharper than an ax. He rules the wrath ring alone.
Drafts 3
SATANNNN!!!
My short ass just pulled a muscle trying to get into a truck and it hurts so bad oml
New idea for Pezzy :D
I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT LUCIFER IS 5 FOOT 2 INCHES TALL (5' 5" if you count his hair with his height)!!!
On the Hazbin Hotel wiki it states that Charlie is approximately 6 foot tall, so I did some research comparing their heights from scenes where they are seen together full body. In this image here you can see that he reaches up to her chin. So with that I started comparing heights on https://www.heightcomparison.com/ until it matched the image.
This is my conclusion. We stan a short king 🦆✨
short goblin mode boba fett and tall tired bo-katan idk why im doing this
i made a phone wallpaper out of my goblin Boba Fett and annoyed bo-katan enjoy
my short goblin mode oc mandalorian kedho x tall tired bo-katan
Wolverine but make him a Spider-Man variant for a collab I’m organizing
Sleeve and sleeveless variant
Dreams crushed by them.
agingerpanda.carrd.co
Side note bc I was thinking about it earlier. I do love how many of the AU Wally’s I’ve seen are often taller, like not a ton of them stay at 3 feet (glances at the 6’11 rainbow factory Wally)
And like he’s not necessarily in an entirely new world so grey Wally’s still 3 feet and even in the end he’s 3 feet
not me revisiting one of my childhood favourite series realising i kin the main character after 12 years of being introduced to him