Shut Up Mokuba - Tumblr Posts
You: The Blue Eyes White Dragon is an amazing monster card and Seto Kaiba has a right to stan such a strategict fantastic monster.
Me, an intellectual: haha do you think Kaiba has blue eyes undies
In this household we stan Kaiba
“Now it is YOU who will call ME the King of Games!”
Please click on it for better quality I beg you and feel free to repost! Keep reading if you want to see his royal highness throne without him gracing it.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@konami UNNERF THE GOD CARDS AND LET THEM BE USED IN TOURNAMENTS YOU COWARDS
Yugioh The Office AU
Idk if this has already been done but don’t look at me and tell me Seto isn’t just a glorified more assholish Michael Scott.
Literally just imagine like:
Yami as Jim
Yugi as Pam
Yami Marik as Dwight
Téa as Phyllis
Joey as Andy
Yami Bakura as Meredith
Bakura as Oscar
Y’all just think
Ygo characters as unexplainable things said in my group chat
(Most of these are sexual and incredibly stupid so read at your own risk)
Yugi: I’d rather fuck a supernatural being that could likely snap my neck while climaxing
Atem: I think god is trying to kill me at a faster rate than others
Joey: DEATH TO CAPITALISM LET THE POOR REIGN VICTORIOUS
Tristan: (But always bromo)
Anzu: Y’all really know how to suck the fun out of any penis don’t cha
Kaiba: Hey just thought I’d tell you I just ran into the living room and whipped while spinning a fidget spinner then I slapped the shit out of my little sister brother
Mokuba: Guys my brothers apartment has a tree dedicated to sticking empty beer cans on the branches help
Bandit Keith: I want to fuck an eagle
Duke: I wish to be the God of Lust
Pegasus: I’m a raging homosexual I don’t have time for politics
Ishizu: It fuels my inner lesbian
Yami Marik: Please ignore the “how to get away with murder” on my search bar
Theif King Bakura: GUYS I JUST ATE GOLD IM FUCKING RICH
Mako Tsunami: BUT SHARK IS M E A T
BONUS
Marik: Inhale the cream cheese to keep the goat man from entering your porthole
Bakura: You’re implying I lube my butthole with cream cheese
Marik: Not implying but demanding
I have an unhealthy obsession with the Kaiba brothers
Marik: Sorry I sneezed and liked one of your photos from 2012
Bakura: and commented “damn daddy” on all my selfies?
Malik: I have the flu
seto kaiba writes self insert blue eyes white dragon fanfiction
poor Mokuba
Mokuba to Pegasus after he gets out of his card prison: Can I say a bad word?
Mokuba: CAN I SAY A BAD WORD
Seto: uh yeah
Mokuba: yOU MOTHERFUCKER BITCH
Malik: You diRtY bItcH Look what you did to my PEONIES
Mai: You can take your precious peonies and shove them up your ass! and besides you silly queen these aren’t even peonies they’re MARIGOLDS!
Bakura: Hey I think she’s right those are marigolds
Malik while sobbing: I may not know my flowers but I knoW A BITCH WHEN I SEE ONE