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Reading Seto x Reader fics with Mokuba being the wingman is really an eye opener
YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS IT IS
If any seto x reader fic involves mokuba being setos wingman AND your BFF I’m automatically invested. Don’t look me dead in the eye and tell me Mokuba wouldn’t kill to be just invested in Setos love life.
Your memes are anything but poor. You’re a godsend giving us content related to the greatest anime and games ever.
All my followers are legit the best. Every single time I post I am barraged with a billion notes no matter what it is about. Y’all truly are godsend for treating me as well as you do. The yugioh fandom can have its discourses at times but I have truly never been mistreated. I will continue to give out a plethora of memes I promise.
It took hours for me to perfect this please notice me
Honey: PLEASE TELL ME IT SMELLS LIKE A FRESH NEW WAD OF CASH PLEASE
Yugi: Guys guys! Let’s just take a vote-
Téa: Oooh a secret vote! Everybody close your eyes.
*everyone closes their eyes*
Ishizu: We will not know the results.
Tristan: Well, say your vote out loud.
Seto: We’ll know each other’s voices dork.
Joey: Malik’s got a point.
Joey x Reader fics: Savy, cute, funny Yami/Yugi x Reader: Sweet, meaningful, slightly comedic Seto x Reader fics: ALL SIN ALL LUST JFC SETO MOKUBA’S STANDING RIGHT THERE
Ok so we know Kaiba is Extra™. But could you please write a top 3 of characters who could at least compete with him to steal the crown.
Oh god please don’t take away the only man I love that’s actually a hard one uH
1.) Probably Pharaoh Atem?
2.) IsHiZu iSHTAR (LOVE THAT WOMAN)
3.) maaaaaaaai valeNTIIIINE
These are the top three probably not in any specific order??? I love the sassy powerful characters. They please mE.
Pegasus: Will you be the Yee to my Haw?
Ishizu: I am begging you to stop.
OMFG THIS IS QUITE LITERALLY THE BEST THING ANYONES ADDED TO ANY OF MY POSTS OML YeS
Pegasus: Will you be the Yee to my Haw?
Ishizu: I am begging you to stop.
Atem: Hey Mokuba, what’s going on?
Mokuba: Teenage rebellion!
Atem, a 5000 year old spirit: Fuck yeah! Stick it to the old people!
Seto: Mokuba, Mokuba!
Mokuba: Yes Seto?
Seto: Getting kidnapped?
Mokuba: No, Seto.
Seto: Telling lies?
Mokuba: No, Seto.
Seto: Where are you tHEN??
Pegasus: Ha Ha Ha!
My time has come
Swipe right if you’re interested in a rich guy who is good with his fingers.
Kaiba: You know, I blame Bakura for this. And Joey, I blam him too.
Joey: What did I do?
Kaiba: I’m sure you did something.
This ask is for @thebloodysideofthesun
Since my ask box isn’t working they stated
“Hi! Sorry to bother. I really would like to try the match up thing if you feel like it of course! 5'3, light blue/ grey eyes. Kind of shy at first but then I can be really fun. I am very anxious though and do not have much self esteem... I love horror movies, theme parks, studying, any kind of book, and I am really keen on make up and cosmetics. I like trying new food and cooking. And naps. I love naps. “
I pair you with...
Yugi Mutou!!!
* Today was the day you thought. The blessed day where you could finally run to your nearest movie store and snatch up that newly released A Quiet Place: Part 2.
* You had been waiting to see the movie in theaters, but your friends were so busy you didn’t go.
* You practically burst through the store doors just to see if right on main display. The holy grail. The final copy. You went to reach for the DVD but somebody else hand bumped into yours.
* It was a fairly short and strikingly handsome Yugi!
* After about an hour of you and yugi insisting the other takes the movie you both came to an agreement to watch the film at his house sometime... you sweet talkers ;).
* You two bonded over your love for horror movies and formed a cute relationship!
* You guys complete each other! Yugi is super good at reading you and your energy so he knows when you’re feeling anxious.
* He helps you find good and useful coping skills to help you get through attacks and or problems you may ever have.
* Yugi also thinks it’s fantastic that you’re so good at makeup. Often times he will beg you to do his eyeliner because he just can’t get the wings to match!
* You two like to go out wearing matching makeup and outfits at times too!!
Here’s some makeup you’d wear to match either yugis outfit or makeup for the day!:
* Yugi also loves how easy you are to take on dates! He knows all your favorite theme parks!
* His dream is to take you to Disney World during your honeymoon, but that’s a bit down the road ;)
* Now remember Yugi is a sensitive and touchy lover. He will constantly want affection physically and emotionally. If that sounds like a lot you two may have problems of you getting annoyed.
The song that best describes your relationship:
Work Song by: Hozier
Joey: Oh geez the power went out
Tristan: Don’t worry I got this *starts to violently shake his whole body*
Joey: what are you doing
Tristan: I swallowed a glow stick
Joey, about to go into cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU DO-
Yugioh characters and how I think they would stand on the Flat Earth argument:
Started the online thread with “Is the earth flat? Let’s discuss. 🤨🤨”: Atem, Pegasus
Pretends that they believe the earth is flat to make others extremely upset: Joey, Mai
Argues with Flat Earthers online about how stupid they are and genuinely gets frustrated: Seto, Ishizu/Isis
“Guys it’s not that serious”: Tea, Grandpa Muto
Likes to read the argument: Yugi, Odion, Yami Malik, Yami Bakura, Mai
Gets convinced by the trollers that the earth MIGHT ACTUALLY be flat: Tristan, Mokuba
Actually believes the earth is flat: Marik/Malik, Wheevil, Rex
Why I'm so obsessed with this?! Haha!!
this ship dynamic was screaming their name