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Sorry I can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday
Joey: Hey Yugi sometimes I find myself missing Pharaoh.. do you still think about him a lot?
Yugi:
Wanna know what my low key pet peeve with Seto x (anyone) fic is? How he is always portrayed as a major workaholic who cares about nothing but his job.
Ummmm excuse me sweetie but are we talking about the same Kaiba who went to not just one but TWO duel tournaments just Bc he wanted to beat that small funky dude?? Didn’t he like idk put one on?? Didn’t those both last for days?? Didn’t his cost a shit ton of money and funding??
Are we talking about the same Kaiba who literally owns a theme park and a blue eyes white dragon jet?? Give me chaotic neutral Kaiba who does literally everything and anything to keep his employees on their toes. I bet you that half the time everyone at Kaiba Corp. gets so fed up with his shit of leaving and not doing work whenever he wants
Employee: Sir where is Mister Kaiba he had a 4 o clock meeting with the USA bra-
Mokuba: he’s dueling Yugi
Employee:
Happy birthday to my queen!!!
Will you swipe left or right?
Your memes are anything but poor. You’re a godsend giving us content related to the greatest anime and games ever.
All my followers are legit the best. Every single time I post I am barraged with a billion notes no matter what it is about. Y’all truly are godsend for treating me as well as you do. The yugioh fandom can have its discourses at times but I have truly never been mistreated. I will continue to give out a plethora of memes I promise.
It took hours for me to perfect this please notice me
Honey: PLEASE TELL ME IT SMELLS LIKE A FRESH NEW WAD OF CASH PLEASE
Yugi: Guys guys! Let’s just take a vote-
Téa: Oooh a secret vote! Everybody close your eyes.
*everyone closes their eyes*
Ishizu: We will not know the results.
Tristan: Well, say your vote out loud.
Seto: We’ll know each other’s voices dork.
Joey: Malik’s got a point.
Ok so we know Kaiba is Extra™. But could you please write a top 3 of characters who could at least compete with him to steal the crown.
Oh god please don’t take away the only man I love that’s actually a hard one uH
1.) Probably Pharaoh Atem?
2.) IsHiZu iSHTAR (LOVE THAT WOMAN)
3.) maaaaaaaai valeNTIIIINE
These are the top three probably not in any specific order??? I love the sassy powerful characters. They please mE.
Pegasus: Will you be the Yee to my Haw?
Ishizu: I am begging you to stop.
OMFG THIS IS QUITE LITERALLY THE BEST THING ANYONES ADDED TO ANY OF MY POSTS OML YeS
Pegasus: Will you be the Yee to my Haw?
Ishizu: I am begging you to stop.
Atem: Hey Mokuba, what’s going on?
Mokuba: Teenage rebellion!
Atem, a 5000 year old spirit: Fuck yeah! Stick it to the old people!
Seto: Mokuba, Mokuba!
Mokuba: Yes Seto?
Seto: Getting kidnapped?
Mokuba: No, Seto.
Seto: Telling lies?
Mokuba: No, Seto.
Seto: Where are you tHEN??
Pegasus: Ha Ha Ha!
My time has come
Swipe right if you’re interested in a rich guy who is good with his fingers.
Kaiba: You know, I blame Bakura for this. And Joey, I blam him too.
Joey: What did I do?
Kaiba: I’m sure you did something.
5'1 Long auburn hair Thicc and smol Sensitive, energetic, sweet, a bit stubborn and noisy. Loves to eat, Disney fan loves movies, being lazy, anime, memes and animals. and is a writer and an artist. Suffers from depression and anxiety disorders. Swears a lot.
I pair you with…Joey Wheeler!
* You met Joey at a friendly function (small group hangout, big party, at a bar with friends, whichever is most like you!) and you guys hit it off immediately!
* You two both started off as good friends and slowly morphed into best friends! (Thus making yugi sliiiiightly jealous.. he’ll get over it he’s just glad to have more friends!)
* Ofc yugi and the gang invite you over for movies and popcorn! You always request Disney and everyone moans and groans while the polite Yugi Mutou slides in an old VHS tape of Hercules.
* You volunteered to go make the next batch of popcorn, but little did you know Joey slid into the kitchen with you. He was waiting for the perfect time to get you away from the gang. You turned to him confused as to why he was shaking so much and boom! He asked you out and the rest is history!
* Joey loves the huge height difference (about a 10 inch difference!) and will constantly call you cute nicknames like “short stack” and “peanut” just to rile you up. Joey loves the fact that you’re dummy thicc. He loves all your shapes and curves.
* He also loves your stubbornness despite the fact that it causes you two to get into heated discussions sometimes.
* Joey loves these green outfits on you because they match so well with your hair!
* Joey appreciates and loves your artistic side. He wants to make a date of you showing him how to do some art techniques!
* It’s known that Joey isn’t much of a reader but your writings seem to engulf him into a world hes never known.
*Your favorite thing about Joey is his fun loving and hilarious personality. He always makes it a goal to cheer you up whenever you are down.
* Be careful with this relationship though! You two are both very energetic and emotional. You need to learn how to read signs of when you both need your space.
Song that represents your relationship:
“Something Stupid” by Michael Buble and Reese Witherspoon
This ask is for @thebloodysideofthesun
Since my ask box isn’t working they stated
“Hi! Sorry to bother. I really would like to try the match up thing if you feel like it of course! 5'3, light blue/ grey eyes. Kind of shy at first but then I can be really fun. I am very anxious though and do not have much self esteem... I love horror movies, theme parks, studying, any kind of book, and I am really keen on make up and cosmetics. I like trying new food and cooking. And naps. I love naps. “
I pair you with...
Yugi Mutou!!!
* Today was the day you thought. The blessed day where you could finally run to your nearest movie store and snatch up that newly released A Quiet Place: Part 2.
* You had been waiting to see the movie in theaters, but your friends were so busy you didn’t go.
* You practically burst through the store doors just to see if right on main display. The holy grail. The final copy. You went to reach for the DVD but somebody else hand bumped into yours.
* It was a fairly short and strikingly handsome Yugi!
* After about an hour of you and yugi insisting the other takes the movie you both came to an agreement to watch the film at his house sometime... you sweet talkers ;).
* You two bonded over your love for horror movies and formed a cute relationship!
* You guys complete each other! Yugi is super good at reading you and your energy so he knows when you’re feeling anxious.
* He helps you find good and useful coping skills to help you get through attacks and or problems you may ever have.
* Yugi also thinks it’s fantastic that you’re so good at makeup. Often times he will beg you to do his eyeliner because he just can’t get the wings to match!
* You two like to go out wearing matching makeup and outfits at times too!!
Here’s some makeup you’d wear to match either yugis outfit or makeup for the day!:
* Yugi also loves how easy you are to take on dates! He knows all your favorite theme parks!
* His dream is to take you to Disney World during your honeymoon, but that’s a bit down the road ;)
* Now remember Yugi is a sensitive and touchy lover. He will constantly want affection physically and emotionally. If that sounds like a lot you two may have problems of you getting annoyed.
The song that best describes your relationship:
Work Song by: Hozier
Yugi: Okay, Kaiba, would you rather kill Joey o-
Seto: Yes, I’d kill Joey
Yugi: I- I didn’t even give you the other-
Seto: Yes, I’d kill Joey
Joey: I’m feeling a little unsafe