Somebody Help Him - Tumblr Posts
Vergil: Can I get some therapy?
Capcom: We have therapy at home.
The therapy they have at home:

He needs a hand

His foot got tangled in the Venetian cord
i don't know if tumblr has seen this yet but this is honest to god my favorite video

thiz very post waz what inspired me to draw the worst possible image of high eric more than two monthz ago, thank u cailen 💔
Can we add Eric to the blunt rotation
Eric Pockets has never once smoked a weed but I can imagine his first experience would be VERY amusing for anyone watching the poor guy trip
who needs the most therapy in the reaper au

While it is true that pretty much anyone in this AU's story desperatelly needs therapy, Eclair Cookie goes through so much existential dread and mental shattering that he has to have a part of his story dedicated to an attempt to calm him down. Keyword "attempt".
(It, uh, doesn't work very well-)