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3 years ago

Kelso: Admit it, you like my girlfriend!

Hyde: Oh, come on! I mean, am I attracted to her?

Hyde: Sure.

Hyde: Do my days feel better when I'm around her?

Hyde: Yeah.

Hyde: Does she get me in ways no woman ever has?

Hyde: Undoubtedly.

Hyde: Do I fantasize about her?

Hyde: Yes, but only in a few positions.

Hyde: Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend?

Hyde: Sure, of course.

Hyde: But do I like her?

Hyde: The answer's no. You have nothing to worry about.


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