Source: Wednesday - Tumblr Posts
Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #3
Crewel: I see your adapting
Wednesday!Yuu (Referring to Crowley): He’s been smothering me with his Generosity. I hope to return the favor
Crowley (Prideful):（＾∀＾）
Wednesday!Yuu: In his sleep
Crowley (Terrified): 〣( ºΔº )〣
Let’s be real, NO ONE would be safe if we came to NRC as Wednesday… Especially RSA if they tried anything (That place will be nothing but a heap of ash in less than an hour when we’re through with them…)
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #10
Don’t mess with Wednesday Y/N
W!Y/N is walking down the hallway filled with deity children all of which are laughing until they notice her presence, which they move out of her way in fear
Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not sure who’s twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescent deities in charge of what to do with Humanity by higher deities who’s dreams were crushes years ago… (Looks at Poseidon, Shiva and Aphrodite) but I admire the sadism
Wednesday Y/N walks over to her little brother Cain’s locker which has graffiti over it with insults, opens it and finds Cain all ties up with an Apple in his mouth as he falls over to the ground
Wednesday Y/N (Leans over her brother and takes out the Apple in his mouth): I want names
Cain (Crying): I don’t know who they were, honest. It happened so fast!
Wednesday Y/N (Untying her brother): Cain, emotion equals weakness. Pull yourself together
Cain (Whimpering):
Wednesday Y/N: Now
As Y/N touches her brothers wrists, she suddenly has a vision of a few older adolescent deities that bullied her brother
Wednesday Y/N (Gasps):
Cain (Concerned for his sister): You okay?
Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not about to confess to my brother that I’ve recently been plagued by visions. They come on without warning, and feel like Electroshock Therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn
Wednesday Y/N (Gets up): Leave this to me
Cain (Scared): Y/N? What are you gonna do?
Wednesday Y/N (Pauses and turns around to look at her brother): What I do best (Walks off)
‘Non, Je Ne Regrette Rein’ begins to play
The teenage deities that bullied Cain are exercising/goofing off in a swimming pool, with W!Y/N slowly walking in on them
Deity Bully #1: Yo, look! It’s Cain’s sister!
All the Deities look at the entrance to see Y/N walk in with her regular stoic
Deity Bully #2: Hey, freak. This is a closed practice
All the Deities (Begin laughing at Y/N):
Wednesday Y/N: The only person who gets to torture my brothers is me (Reveals 2 bags full of Piranhas)
All the Deities (Begin to turn pale and freak out):
Wednesday Y/N (Drops both the bags full of piranhas into the pool):
The Piranhas, thus begin to quickly swim towards the deities with intent to harm them
While the Deities are screaming as they’re trying to swim out of the pool, Y/N has a very small smile slowly creeping up her face, and finally smiles when one of her Piranha pals bites into a Deity, making them bleed as they’re screaming in utter agony
Adam and Eve are very proud of their daughter defending her brother
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #16
Adam the Best Father
Adam’s only 2 regrets before the Fall was when he wasn’t there to protect Eve from the Serpent and when she and Y/N were alone on Trail about the Apple without him there to protect them
Adam (To Y/N about his regrets): I’m sorry I wasn’t a better father
Wednesday!Y/N: Could we please do without the overt display of emotion?
Adam (Nods): Yes, of course, I know they make you feel uncomfortable
Wednesday!Y/N: How many fathers hand their daughter a fencing blade when she’s 5 years old?
Adam (Proudly): Your saber strokes were an essay in perfection
Wednesday!Y/N: Or teach her to swim with sharks?
Adam: They found you as cold-blooded as I do
Wednesday!Y/N: The right way to flay the Serpent?
Adam: He really did taste like chicken when prepared properly
Wednesday!Y/N: The point I’m trying to make is you taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason why I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself
Wednesday!Y/N: So as far as fatherhood goes, I would say you’ve been more than adequate
Adam (Deep breath): Gracias, Y/N…
Eve, Cain, Able, Valkyrie Sisters, Human Fighters and Brunhilde (Who heard this conversation):
The Gods (Who heard this conversation):
Adam taught Y/N how to be strong to not only protect her family, but also herself