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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #10
Don’t mess with Wednesday Y/N
W!Y/N is walking down the hallway filled with deity children all of which are laughing until they notice her presence, which they move out of her way in fear
Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not sure who’s twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescent deities in charge of what to do with Humanity by higher deities who’s dreams were crushes years ago… (Looks at Poseidon, Shiva and Aphrodite) but I admire the sadism
Wednesday Y/N walks over to her little brother Cain’s locker which has graffiti over it with insults, opens it and finds Cain all ties up with an Apple in his mouth as he falls over to the ground
Wednesday Y/N (Leans over her brother and takes out the Apple in his mouth): I want names
Cain (Crying): I don’t know who they were, honest. It happened so fast!
Wednesday Y/N (Untying her brother): Cain, emotion equals weakness. Pull yourself together
Cain (Whimpering):
Wednesday Y/N: Now
As Y/N touches her brothers wrists, she suddenly has a vision of a few older adolescent deities that bullied her brother
Wednesday Y/N (Gasps):
Cain (Concerned for his sister): You okay?
Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not about to confess to my brother that I’ve recently been plagued by visions. They come on without warning, and feel like Electroshock Therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn
Wednesday Y/N (Gets up): Leave this to me
Cain (Scared): Y/N? What are you gonna do?
Wednesday Y/N (Pauses and turns around to look at her brother): What I do best (Walks off)
‘Non, Je Ne Regrette Rein’ begins to play
The teenage deities that bullied Cain are exercising/goofing off in a swimming pool, with W!Y/N slowly walking in on them
Deity Bully #1: Yo, look! It’s Cain’s sister!
All the Deities look at the entrance to see Y/N walk in with her regular stoic
Deity Bully #2: Hey, freak. This is a closed practice
All the Deities (Begin laughing at Y/N):
Wednesday Y/N: The only person who gets to torture my brothers is me (Reveals 2 bags full of Piranhas)
All the Deities (Begin to turn pale and freak out):
Wednesday Y/N (Drops both the bags full of piranhas into the pool):
The Piranhas, thus begin to quickly swim towards the deities with intent to harm them
While the Deities are screaming as they’re trying to swim out of the pool, Y/N has a very small smile slowly creeping up her face, and finally smiles when one of her Piranha pals bites into a Deity, making them bleed as they’re screaming in utter agony
Adam and Eve are very proud of their daughter defending her brother
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #12
Wednesday Y/N and Cain with Baby Able
Y/N who is 12 years old, roped Cain who is 8 years old, into doing an experiment with their newborn baby brother Able, for Science, so they’re on top of a tall building
Wednesday Y/N (Holding Able): Cain, the baby weights 10 pounds, the cannonball weights 20 pounds. Which will hit the stone walkway first?
Cain: I’m still on fractions
Wednesday Y/N: Which do you think?
Cain (Unsure): The cannonball?
Wednesday Y/N: Very good. But which one will bounce?
Cain (Thinking): The baby?
Wednesday Y/N: There’s only one way to find out (Holds Able out in front of her) Ready?
Y/N is holding Able out to drop him while Cain is holding out the cannonball to drop as well
Wednesday Y/N: 1…. 2….
Wednesday Y/N and Cain: 3…! (Both let go of Able and the cannonball at the same time)
Meanwhile… at the same time right under them
Adam (To Eve): What a glorious evening…
Eve (Smiling): Oh Adam…
Adam (Suddenly opens the window and catches a falling Able, turns around and looks at Eve with a shocked look): My love…
Eve (Surprised): Oh dear!
Meanwhile, the cannonball hits Odin on his head, making him grunt in annoyance while his crows are freaking out where the cannonball even came from