Record Of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #10

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #10

Don’t mess with Wednesday Y/N

W!Y/N is walking down the hallway filled with deity children all of which are laughing until they notice her presence, which they move out of her way in fear

Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not sure who’s twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescent deities in charge of what to do with Humanity by higher deities who’s dreams were crushes years ago… (Looks at Poseidon, Shiva and Aphrodite) but I admire the sadism

Wednesday Y/N walks over to her little brother Cain’s locker which has graffiti over it with insults, opens it and finds Cain all ties up with an Apple in his mouth as he falls over to the ground

Wednesday Y/N (Leans over her brother and takes out the Apple in his mouth): I want names

Cain (Crying): I don’t know who they were, honest. It happened so fast!

Wednesday Y/N (Untying her brother): Cain, emotion equals weakness. Pull yourself together

Cain (Whimpering):

Wednesday Y/N: Now

As Y/N touches her brothers wrists, she suddenly has a vision of a few older adolescent deities that bullied her brother

Wednesday Y/N (Gasps):

Cain (Concerned for his sister): You okay?

Wednesday Y/N (To herself): I’m not about to confess to my brother that I’ve recently been plagued by visions. They come on without warning, and feel like Electroshock Therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn

Wednesday Y/N (Gets up): Leave this to me

Cain (Scared): Y/N? What are you gonna do?

Wednesday Y/N (Pauses and turns around to look at her brother): What I do best (Walks off)

‘Non, Je Ne Regrette Rein’ begins to play

The teenage deities that bullied Cain are exercising/goofing off in a swimming pool, with W!Y/N slowly walking in on them

Deity Bully #1: Yo, look! It’s Cain’s sister!

All the Deities look at the entrance to see Y/N walk in with her regular stoic

Deity Bully #2: Hey, freak. This is a closed practice

All the Deities (Begin laughing at Y/N):

Wednesday Y/N: The only person who gets to torture my brothers is me (Reveals 2 bags full of Piranhas)

All the Deities (Begin to turn pale and freak out):

Wednesday Y/N (Drops both the bags full of piranhas into the pool):

The Piranhas, thus begin to quickly swim towards the deities with intent to harm them

While the Deities are screaming as they’re trying to swim out of the pool, Y/N has a very small smile slowly creeping up her face, and finally smiles when one of her Piranha pals bites into a Deity, making them bleed as they’re screaming in utter agony

Adam and Eve are very proud of their daughter defending her brother

Record of Ragnarok Special

It’s for more incorrect quotes, I’m a bit iffy about making a Valkyrie OC (We don’t know all of the Valkyrie Sisters names) but I’ll try and I guess read Valkyrie Lore if it’s the case

Share your thoughts in the comments!

Record of Ragnarok Funny Post

This is just to humor myself, but what if we just have Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers as one of our Human Fighters? Like I can see both Humans and Gods all wondering just HOW they keep getting up after being shot/stabbed and questioning if they’re immortal, not to mention every time their god opponent thinks they landed the killing blow, they turn around and see Jason/Michael either A. Getting back up or B. Just Teleports, somehow gets behind them and just ends them (And with their Axe/Kitchen Knife)

Jason did it because the god trash talked about his momma and Michael just wants to kill

I just got into the Tsum Event…

And I’ve been doing nothing but squeal and scream over how cute and precious these Tsums are!!!!

I want there to be a Part 2 of this Event!!! And if I counted right, there are exactly SEVEN Tsums, so that means there will HAVE to be ANOTHER 7 Tsums if they’re going to have a Part 2 of this Event!

Though, I mostly just want a Malleus Tsum, but plot-twist, Malleus Tsum keeps following Yuu/Us around and refuses to leave Yuu/Us alone (And Sebek is struggling with the idea of a Tsum Malleus 😂)

But like, Tsum Malleus has the same level of strength and power as Malleus, but because of his little body, no one could even think of it (And he’s very happy when he’s around Gargoyle’s, but shows annoyance when someone mistakes a Statue for a Gargoyle) and while everyone is freaking out where Tsum Malleus is since he can cause SO much destruction if angered, he’s just been Chilling with Yuu in Ramshackle the entire time (He’s just snuggled up on Yuu’s shoulder or head looking very happy)

As for the other Tsums, I want Idia (My beloved), so Tsum Idia and Idia are just panicking (Until they find common ground with video game and technology), Deuce (‘Shy’, until proven otherwise), Ruggie (He can steal things SO easily with how small and fast he is, he can’t get caught), Azul (Azul finally meets his match), Kalim (Sunshine with Lil’ Sunshine, Jamil is just TIRED) and either Lilia or Silver (Tsum Lilia is just pranking left and right and a cooking MENACE while Tsum Silver is just napping on Silver or by himself with animals surrounding him/them)

That’s enough of my rant, I just can’t help but find how CUTE (Handsome for Epel) these Tsums are, it’s going to be a literal CRIME if a Second Part isn’t going to be made

LOOK AT THEM!!! LOOK AT THEM!!! WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE?!?!?! 😫🥹🥰💞

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #5

Dadam in ACTION!!

Ares is talking with Y/N, but doesn’t notice the looming threat that’s right behind him as Adam forcefully YANKS Ares by his locks to a more private area to… talk

Adam (To Ares): That girl is a CHILD. I don’t wanna see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you UNDERSTAND me??

Ares: Y-yes sir-!

Adam (Activates Divine Reflection): Have you LOST your mind? Cause I’ll help you find it!

Adam: What you looking for? Ain’t nobody gonna help you out here. Zeus can come through that door and he’s not gonna help you if you don’t stay away from my child (Is ready to have Reginleif turn into his Knuckleduster to beat up Ares)

Dadam couldn’t give a fuck if it was Zeus… He would actually strike HARDER if it was him… If the Gods try anything with his children, he’ll kick them all flat on their asses as the FIRST Warning…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #9

Marriage Goals

Brunhilde summoned Wednesday Y/N, who has been a complete nightmare to the Gods, and they want to try and figure out what her ‘deal’ is… by using Ares and Aphrodite to get answers

Ares (After meeting Y/N’s family): You’re family is, very… interesting. You’re parents are so, involved with each other unlike mine

Ares (Scoots a little bit away from Y/N): Y/N, do you think that maybe, some day, you might want to get married and have kids?

Wednesday Y/N: No

Aphrodite (Shoves Ares away): But what if you met just the right man who worshipped and adored you. Who’d do anything for you, who’d be your devoted slave. Then what would you do?

Wednesday Y/N: I’d pity him

Loki and Shiva (Snort and begin to laugh their asses off):

Hermes (Trying to stifle a small laugh):

The Gods are both terrified by this Human Child and entertained by her antics… Who wants to her her Sibling-like Relationship with the Human Fighters? Along with the Gods?