Record Of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #16

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #16

Adam the Best Father

Adam’s only 2 regrets before the Fall was when he wasn’t there to protect Eve from the Serpent and when she and Y/N were alone on Trail about the Apple without him there to protect them

Adam (To Y/N about his regrets): I’m sorry I wasn’t a better father

Wednesday!Y/N: Could we please do without the overt display of emotion?

Adam (Nods): Yes, of course, I know they make you feel uncomfortable

Wednesday!Y/N: How many fathers hand their daughter a fencing blade when she’s 5 years old?

Adam (Proudly): Your saber strokes were an essay in perfection

Wednesday!Y/N: Or teach her to swim with sharks?

Adam: They found you as cold-blooded as I do

Wednesday!Y/N: The right way to flay the Serpent?

Adam: He really did taste like chicken when prepared properly

Wednesday!Y/N: The point I’m trying to make is you taught me how to be strong and independent. How to navigate myself in a world full of treachery and prejudice. You are the reason why I understand how imperative it is that I never lose sight of myself

Wednesday!Y/N: So as far as fatherhood goes, I would say you’ve been more than adequate

Adam (Deep breath): Gracias, Y/N…

Eve, Cain, Able, Valkyrie Sisters, Human Fighters and Brunhilde (Who heard this conversation):

The Gods (Who heard this conversation):

Adam taught Y/N how to be strong to not only protect her family, but also herself

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #25

Thrud vs Thor

Thrud is trying to prove to Thor that he’s her Father, and what better way than to prove it is by having a Drinking Contest?

Thrud (Slams door open): Thor, I challenge you to a drinking contest!

All Norse Gods (Gasps in shock):

Loki: Ha! And what makes you think you can hold your own with the likes of Thor?

Thrud: Because I’m his daughter! And I’m tough! I made it halfway through Mean Girls!

Loki (Summons a few barrels full of meed): As we say in Asgard, ‘Drink until the alcohol in our system destroys our livers and kills us!’ (Pours two mugs full of Meed for Thor and Thrud to drink)

Huginn: I got 20 on the muscular one!

Huginn/Muninn (Smug): Which ones’ the muscular one? (Both begin to laugh histaricaly)

A few Hours Later

Surrounding both Thor and Thrud is dozens upon dozens of empty mugs and barrels, both are heavily drunk

Thrud (Gibberish): Why can’t you just accept that your my father?

Thor (Gibberish): Why can’t you be good looking, like most Norse Goddesses?

Thrud (Gibberish): Actually, I’m quite typical. Most Norse Goddesses look nothing like they’re portrayed in Norse Lore. In fact, muscles is the most common trait in all of the gods, chiefly due to how we were born, it’s just my case, mine are much bigger for some reason, and it’s because of your genes

Thor (Gibberish): ??????????? (Tries to go for another swing of his alcohol, only to end up falling over unconscious)

Thrud (Chugs the mug of her alcohol, then falls onto the table, breaking it to splinters and falls right next to Thor, unconscious as well):

Bonus:

Raiden and Y/N (Both simultaneously stand up looking angry/pissed): Who dares talk shit about our sexy/sweet boo…?

This is based upon Norse Mythology where Thrud is Thor’s daughter…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #17

Child Y/N’s Wish

Y/N the Human Child somehow got summoned to Ragnarok on accident and are stuck until either side wins, and because of their age and mentality they only desire one thing: Finding a family

Child!Y/N (Looking out their window at a big star in the sky): It’s me again, I want someone to be my daddy. Someone who won’t run away or abandon me. Maybe send me an Angel. The nicest Angel you have…

Brunhilde + Valkyrie Sisters (Who heard Y/N and all silently agree on what to do):

Meanwhile, on the God Side…

Loki (Crawling onto the ceiling from the portal he summoned):

This joke was WAY too good to pass up, who wants to see Child Y/N get surprise adopted? Kidnapped

Record of Ragnarok Special #2

Either way, there’s going to be chaos (As Loki is basically hiding from others from being punished for all his pranks and schemes)

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #21

Malleus Draconia with Y/N

What Everyone Sees:

What Malleus is actually Doing:

He’s flirting… don’t interrupt his attempts to Woo his Child of Man or else…

Twisted Wonderland Art

Tsum Malleus with Tsum Female Giyuu Tomioka

Based on my favorite Twisted Wonderland Fanfic with Giyuu Reader on Quotev, her name is AlmightyDab