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Jack: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Daniel: I’m “a couple of things”.

Peggy: I’m “got distracted”.

Daniel: Jack won’t wake up, what do I do?

Peggy: Did you try kicking him?

Daniel: Yes.

Peggy: I’m out of ideas.

Jack: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.

Daniel: If?

Peggy: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Daniel: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Jack: Okay, but in my defense, Peggy bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Daniel: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Jack: What? No! You’re the one farting bubbles.

Peggy: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Jack: Next time you’re working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Daniel: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

Daniel: We need to get through this locked door. Jack, give me your credit card.

Jack: Here.

Daniel, pocketing it: Thanks. Peggy, kick the door down.