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robin cursing canon!!!!!

robin would walk in a minute late and yell "god FUCKIING dammit. sorry guys!" and sunday would walk in 3 hours later and say "whoopsies!!" and boothill would just tell u to kys if you point out hes late

thinking about how horrible it is that bill took stans nicknames for ford 😢😢 thats so hurtful because it subconsciously made ford more trusting because yeah me and your only friend, the ONLY person you had for the first 18 years of your life have the same nickname as you !! you dont wanna mess up with me like you did with him, right?

sixer. god im gojng to KMS !!!!!!

and then bill betrays him. 😇😇 FREAKING OUT BILL LOVERS DNI (jk i love you guys ❤️❤️❤️) as if taking advantage of his insecurities and his loneliness wasn't bad enough you really rubbed salt in the wound by using that nickname.

I GENUINELY CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

reread my favorite manga and i forgot that my favorite character tries to KILL HIMSELF

and my FAVORITE MHA CHARACTER (TOMURA SHIGARAKI) just fucking DIED this CANNOT BE HAPOENUF my life is OVER i cant DO THIS ANYMOERE.. WHAT THE FUCK HE JUSY FUCKING DIED........ WHAT HAPOEND TO THE LIFE WE (i) PLANNED TOGETHER TENKO..... COME BACK.... OUR 3 KIDS AND DOG MISS YOU..............

literally how am i Supposed to make fun of your voice when i remember YOURE FUCKING DEAD. you PIECE of SHIT. COME BACK AUAGH TJIS ISNT REAL......

GUYS WHERE WAS HIS REDEMPTION ARC...... YOU CANT KILL HIM HES TOO PRETTY......... PLEASE GANG BAKUGOU DIED LIKE 3 FUCKINF TIMES YOU CAN BRING MY BOY BACK...... I VOLUNTEER TO VACUUM UP HIS ASHES...............

i dont want our love to be something of a juliet of a tragedy

just a quick haley sketch!!! been thinking about hatsune miku and haley lately 😣😣 ROMEO AND CINDERELLA WAS THE FIRST VOCALOID SONG I EVER HEARD 😇

(inspired by that rakkutron teruhashi art!!)

waitttt guysssss he lowkey wants you.... to take these antibiotics and abstain.

(quick lil harvey sketch!!)

shakespeare and swooning

alhaitham x g/n reader

synopsis; you read one shakespeare play and now you want to impress your "buddy" alhaitham with your newfound knowledge !! what could go wrong?

fluff, g/n reader, TOTAL CRACKFIC, OOC alhaitham, SWEARING, kind of a modern au ???? i mention "ringing tighnari" but that could just be imagined as using the akasha terminal !!!! didnt write this with a modern au in mind

warning ‼️ PLEASE dont expect this to be accurate, if youre a big classic literature fan then dont attack me for not being a NERD ☹️ just imagine a poser using their fancy words (because they think its cool)

you know how libraries are supposed to be a place of study and tranquility? no the fuck you don't, or at least you don't care, because running through the house of daena with shakespeares, "romeo and juliet," in your hands is NOT very tranquil.

multiple poor akademiya students look at you, PISSED OFF because your shoes are going clu-clonk on the marble floors, which wouldn't be an issue if you weren't scurrying through the library.

is that kaveh ?? he's giving you the same look he gives alhaitham every day ..

... but this is IMPORTANT !! you're on a MISSION right now !! you just finished reading the first act of "romeo and juliet," and you're convinced your brain has expanded tenfold in size.

you're now rushing to your good pal haitham to share your knowledge! how kind and gracious!

you're stopped before his house, you've known him for long enough and gotten close enough for him to let you come in whenever. you know kaveh isn't home, and haitham would never purposefully work overtime, so you're certain you can get his attention and show off in peace.

why are you so adamant about showing off to alhaitham? is it REALLY showing off, or are you trying to, heehee, impress him?? its too late to be flustered at this thought because you already unlocked the door with the spare key kaveh leaves behind one of haithams ugly ass decorative plants and you've taken off your shoes and oh god hes right there and the sunlight from the door is lighting up his face in that way that only happens to him and hes looking at you with a suprised, slightly annoyed, but incredibly fond look and oh no what was your plan again?

"greetings, alhaitham! ☝️🤓" you say, finding a surge of confidence remembering the story you read.

"... hey. what are you doing here?" his response is quick but before you respond he continues, "did you just say greetings?"

"indubidibdibdly! hath you be surprised?" you pretentious hipster. you think youre SO cool, but unfortunately your little crush doesn't seem very impressed either.

"okay, what are you doing? you're being weird." he's not even looking at you, and he's back in his chair before you can rush over and sit on the couch. "is something wrong? should i get tighnari to give you a checkup?"

you'd be touched by the care of the suggestion if he wasn't so cheeky in his tone.

"wha, what, no?! no what the hell- stop ringing tighnari."

"are thou o'er wrought with admiration?" you grin, somehow still under the impression that you sound cool.

he gives an eyebrow raise to that. not bothering to mark his place in his book, he stands up.

"i lie testy in why you act so unpregnant, my dear."

"what"

HUH ? what did bro just say ? testy ???? unpregnant ?? MY DEAR ??? backtrack again, UN-WHAT ??

"be still my beating heart, thou hast taken mine with absolute cunning." is he making fun of you i genuinely can't tell ... its like hes speaking in moon runes right now.

"haitham, heheh, WHAT are you DOING ??" you can't help but laugh at his funny little words, magic man. even if you're clueless to what he just said to you.

"whatever doth thou mean?" he's totally making fun of you !! after ALL your effort to impress him too?

"well, usually i do all the ranting and you sit pretty and listen, so it's weird that you're talking so much, especially like THAT?" fym sit pretty ....

"when words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain." that sounds familiar, but you can't think about it longer before he continues, "shall i compare thee to a summers day?"

"ALRIGHT, i recognize that one, dummy." you laugh, "were you really not impressed by me?" you whisper, the rush of embarrassment you shouldve felt in that library is finally catching up with you.

he stares at you for a second. you just wish you could find out what hes thinking up there, if you could even understand it.

and then he lets you into his mind, with a simple "i love you." as if alhaitham, renowned scribe of the akademiya, top student, couldn't find the words to describe how he felt for you.

or maybe that was what he felt for you. he loved you.

"... you called me unpregnant."

a/n; i read romeo and juliet like... 3 years ago.... so.. uam... 😇😇 totally accurate! hope this crackfic style of writing isnt too niche so this doesnt flop because EMBARRASSING....... do people even like al haitham anymore like guys lets go back to the good old days before the FRENCH came in..... (this is just me projecting cause i havent played genshin in a while and i still lovelove sumeru)

i know its been said before but what the fuck ford. 😇😇 your brother, known dumbass, spent over half his life fixing his mistake, SAVING you, without knowing if it'd work, or if you were even alive, and then the first thing you do is SOCK HIM IN THE FACE. i love you babygirl but stan is literal saint dont touch my ANGEL..........

started thinking of this when i was rewatching of AToTS rn and how when stan first sees ford he opens his arms to hug him (and then ford punches him) but when mabel was telling them to "hug it out" ford actually looks back at stan like Wow alex hirsch i am going to END IT ALL....

anyway i Love my angels stanley Pines and STANFORD FILBRICK PINES (even if theyre a Little gay)

Hi pooks I would absolutely love a fanfic with a trans male reader x Hikaru (ouran highschool host club) where Hikaru and the reader r already dating and the reader has a nightmare due to childhood trauma (maybe getting yelled at by their stepdad? And the thing the reader is being yelled at is kinda dumb (ie. Messing around with the TV remote, spilling tea on accident) but still super duper scary) and Hikaru comforts the reader with gentle cuddling and soft, comforting words 🙏🙏 (I know this is sorta a lot so take all the time you need pooks 🫶)

its quiet here

hitachiin hikaru x male reader

asshole stepdad yelling, comfort, does this count as a blurb idk

a/n: HI POOKIE !!!!! sorry if its not up to par 😣😣 i didn't know how to incorporate the readers trans identity into the story since i write in the second person so im really sorry abour that ☹️💔 I HOPE YOU DTILL LIKE IT !!!! (ignore how long it took to write i had ummm aummm uemmm EXAMS thats a good excuse)

it's a quiet night, the air outside is misty and the faint light coming from hikaru’s bathroom is the only thing illuminating the bedroom you're sharing.

its loud. its really loud. your head is spinning and the air is caught in your lungs, you can’t think, everything is just too loud. what did you even do? why does this always happen to you?

but its quiet here. the only noises are the stirring of the bedsheets and hikaru's quiet breaths.

“you always find a way to ruin things, don’t you?” his voice is laced with venom, and its all too familiar. “you can't even handle a cup of tea.”

he storms off, not far enough that you can't hear him complain about you.

"our son is a fucking wreck! god, it's like he can't do anything."

you have so many things you want to say, but you don’t want to say anything. you could scream and cry and shout, but the only noises you make are the ragged sobs that spill out as you try to maintain your breathing.

and then you’re awake. and you’re back in his peaceful room, you’re back with him. your face is tear stained and slightly sticky and your breath is shallow.

breathe in for 4 seconds

hold for 7

exhale for 8

breathe in for 4

hold for 7

out for…

you’re interrupted by your boyfriend's careful movements.

“are you alright…?” he says hesitantly. is he scared to startle you or does he think youre annoying, are you annoying? does he hate you? oh no, what if he just wants to sleep, and you're interrupting-

your thoughts are cut short when he wraps his arms around you. he’s warm and soft and you can tell he's sleepy.

and he just holds you. just like you needed. you’re safe and loved and you're okay here. you're okay with him. you knew your boyfriend wasn't the best with words, but he was always enough. you lean into his hold a little more.

“i’m sorry.” you breathe out, “for waking you up n’ stuff.” you're overflowing, you’d rather die than have him asleep right now but how his head is leaning in the crook of your neck and his arms are loosely wrapped around your waist shows you how tired he is and god does it make you feel guilty.

“shut up. i love you.” and his hold around you gets a little tighter.

Hey there, I don't know if you are still active online, but I just now decided to check out your tumblr page, and I was wondering what the flag means, I know about the lipstick lesbian flag, but my best bet for the top one is bi, and that doesn't seem to go with "lesbian" :)

its the superstraight flag !!!! i hope this helps !!!!!

dies of cringe part 5 (HH phase post)

FUCK that "carmillo carmine" oc genderbend thing 😿 hes corny as fuck and that cover sucks ass imo 😣

carmilla is a strong female character and oh no everyone likes the TWINK ??? the show already lacks strong female characters (hell charlie during her badass magical girl transformation got saved by a man) and you go and turn one of the strongest female chars into some GUY ??

its always messed with me that fandoms always favor male characters/genderbends to any female characters 😿 we already have a loving caring twink father (even if hes not the greatest) we DO NOT need another one

guys we are ALREADY on thin ice on the distinct lack of well written chicks in hazbin can we PLEASE leave my girl carmilla alone

tweaking cause nobody paid attention to carmilla until she was TWINKIFIED 😨😨😨 (is this a safe space to say prince gumball 💔💔 i love him but cmon guys......)

hes not even that attractive (esp when compared to carmilla) and his voice isnt nearly mature enough to be any counterpart to carmilla i hate him so muc AND THE COVER THEY ALL USE OF HIM DOESNT EVEN HAVE THE SPANISH ACCENT THAT CARMILLA HAS OH MY GOD THE COVER

POV. Deku sings out for love from Hazbin Hotel ! Ai Cover !! i hate the cover SOMUCEWUQGWHH

(note i dont care about genderbends or if you like them !!!! it just irked me especially with this show and its lack of female characters already)

ALLIE, 4TEEN, 🇵🇭, AROSPEC + ACE!

any pronouns

also known as: stanford filbrick pines biggest fan (with proof), the real life version of mizuki (pjsk), 100% gumball watterson, 500 days of summer's biggest fan, charlie from tpobaw, and the only living the royal tutor fan <- this was an excuse for me to display my interests

cutesy blog where i post my fanart, fics, and fandom thoughts !

alt blog - allies-diary

request stuff + tag organization

^^ this is a mainly x reader blog

masterlist (IN PROGRESS)

TAKEN ANONS! 🌸🍡🎧🎀

(i currently do not have a job since im too young, so i'm asking politely to not send asks asking for donations/the like 😓 it makes me feel like shit and although most of my posts have over 50 notes i'm not actually a popular blog so i just feel like ass 😓😓)

REQUEST GUIDELINES/FANDOMS + DNI + TAGS

i'll be continuously updating this list, but fandoms i’ll write for are…. (bold = i know more about the content/characters !!)

genshin impact, JJK, honkai star rail, project sekai (includes vocaloids), SAIKI K, avatar: the last airbender, GRAVITY FALLS, one punch man, twisted wonderland, reverse: 1999, the royal tutor, ouran highschool hostclub, kaguya-sama love is war, parasyte -the maxim-, food wars !, march comes in like a lion, mob psycho 100, zach stone is gonna be famous, blue exorcist, class of '09, stardew valley, my hero academia, love and deepspace

…..

REQUESTING;

you CAN send in requests

theres no guarantee that i'll write it, as my motivation for a prompt or just to write in general fluctuates. i have the right to not write a request just because i don't want to, little blurbs of yours are always appreciated tho!! it might inspire me!!

please be a little specific on what you want 💔 i am not the most creative so if you just write "oh can i request a ___ x reader" then i dont know CAN YOU ?

i dont write; angst, smut (non-sexual intimacy is cool tho !! {GUYS PLEASE} very very cute n sweet)

i DO write; any gender, although im more accustomed with writing for fem readers

dni; bigots (racist/sexist/radfems/transphobes/homophobes)

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#allies rambles - is for any random things (answering non-request asks, me complaining, thoughts with no purpose whatsoever, etc)

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#allies fics - self explanatory, all my fics will be tagged with this !!

#allies art - again, self explanatory, my art !!

if i dont tag something properly please leave a reply !! mute anything you dont wanna see, i appreciate all of you <33

ur caution guy HC is so real -📺

lil feller's too busy slipping on wet floors to care about googoo eyeing anyone

been thinking about blight and tim lately

FUCK WILBUR SOOT. that little guy on the right is actually james marriott 😒 (support shubble and alice !!)

funny thing is that i dont draw like this ??? i dont know where this style came from ?? also blights hair is a little funny 😿 i couldn't encapsulate its greasiness 😿😿

some arospec thoughts ive been thinking to say fuck you to allonormativity on vday

the guy on all the caution signs is aroace because i said so

somethin' stupid by frank sinatra is such an aromatic song please see my vision

saiki is totally aroace but i also REALLY like terusai and is that so wrong 😿

having the aromatic, asexual, and aroace tags trending on vday is the funniest thing

happy valentines pooksies <33

(HH phase post 4) if only i put this much thought into like a good series 😢😢😢

let me rant about alastor and how i like his character a lot !!!

when i watched the pilot (a few days after it released {even though i should NOT have been watching that}) i remembered alastor as this all powerful horrifying intimidating totally cool mysterious guy. yeah he was all fun and transatlantic, but his impression was mysterious and powerful.

and he's still horrifying and intimidating, but hes so much more HUMAN in the show. which is good because he WAS a human !! hes not all powerful, but he IS a total attention hog and he IS a little prick !!!

i like how he still fucked with lucifer even though he could be obliterated in a second, and i LOVE how he reacts when people dont give him attention. it just makes him so much more than just the kinda cool, powerful, intimidating character.

during the overlord meeting when caramel doesnt really give a shit where he was, he gets annoyed. this little attention hog cant stand that she doesnt care !!! and earlier in that episode, with zesty, he was all like "pls matpat theorize about me 🙏" WHICH IS SO REAL PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME 🙏🙏 but hes just DYING to know that people were all thinking of him n keeping him in their prayers n shit

and i like how silly he is. him kicking his feet is prime example of this. other examples are him interacting with basically anyone outside of the hotel and niffty, how he treats mimzy, rosie, and niffty are prime examples of his silliness.

him and rosie are SO good together. i could talk about this fucking show FOREVER guys agshshds

and it doesnt clash with him still being a badass, (even if he got his shit got fucked up by adam) hes still menacing and youre still on your toes about what he could do to the hotel and everyone in it.

he just thinks hes all that (all that enough to fuck with THE big boss of hell himself) and he IS really fucking powerful, but compared to the lineup that hotel has, hes just some guy. and i like how thats more apparent in the show. ok thats it bye bye i hope i articulated myself well !!!!

(HH phase post 3) I WAS TOO FUNNY TO BE MAKING JOKES ABOUT HAZBIN HOTEL...

guys are we thinking that, cause its been confirmed that demons CAN be redeemed (with sir penis) are we thinking that adam is in hell now ?? I ACTUALLY REALLY HOPE SO 💔 he was too cunty to die <\3 he is THE dickmaster, THE misogynist, THE man, and his nuts DID create all of humanity 🙁

well he mightve been the first dickmaster but lucifer was obviously the best because jeez dude your chick got stolen twice by the same guy 💔

(understandable i am in the process of selling my soul to him he is my wife)

(HH phase post 2)

OH MY GOD I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LIKE THE ALASTOR AND NIFFTY DYNAMIC !!!!!! THE SCENE WITH THEM ON THE BALCONY LOOKING AT THE REST OF THE PARTY DRINKING HAS ME ALL GIGGLY THEYRE SO SILLY !!! (not as a ship 💔💔💔)

i dont want 2 get my hopes up that alastor actually cares and has a heart BUT the way he treats niffty and rosie is like 😿😿 CMON GUYS NO WAY HES JUST AN ASS 😿😿 HE SUPPORTED CHARLIE 😿😿

(HH phase post 1) im lowkey ashamed of my hazbin phase because vivziepop is a horrible person but im also sentimental as fuck about my phases sooo

JUST WATCHED EPISODE SEVEN OF HAZBIN AAAAAAIAGAHABAIAB ROSIE IS MY POOKIE LOML AAAAA I LOVE HOW HER AND ALASTOR R BESTIES AAAAAAA ISTG IF THAT SCENE FROM THE TRAILERS WHERE CHARLIE IS CRYING IN FRONT OF ANGELS DOOR ISS CAUSE HE DIES THEN I WILL NEVER RECOVER AAAAAAAAAA ISTG IF EP 8 RUINS MY LIFE I'LL NEVER RECOVER AUSGSHDBDIDB

saw @skippersthecat's post about teruhashi (i even wrote a frantic comment under it too !!!!) and now im remembering why teruhashi is one of my favorite characters and why i will defend her 4ever .......

go look at her post too !!! she articulates herself way better than me and this is just a blurb about how OH MY GOD SHE DESERVES WAY BETTER FROM EVERYONE EVER 🙁🙁

shes gone through so much and i lowkey need to see her stand up for herself ☹️ OR JUST HAVE SOMEONE TREAT HER LIKE A HUMAN BEING ☹️☹️

okok i remember one part of an ep where its teruhashi walking down a street and then it pans to some of her admirers, one of them being a LITERAL 60 year old man. and im pretty sure WAY older men have gawked at her like that multiple times in the show, and she doesnt even mention it.

that episode where shes literally BEING FOLLOWED ? and apparently its happened to her so often that she can DEDUCE how many people/their genders from their FOOTSTEPS ??? and all she was concerned about was staying perfect, as if she isnt being STALKED ? 🙁

in s2, when they came back from being stranded on the island, and the newspaper club spread rumors about saiki taking sexual/inappropriate pictures of her (IN THE ARTICLE ITS SAID WITHOUT HER CONSENT TOO) and a BUNCH of guys went to saiki ASKING FOR THE PICTURES ? "to destroy them" YEAH TOTALLY 😒

and she doesn't say anything about these things because (its a comedy series) shes been dealing with it SINCE BIRTH. LITERALLY.

its SHOWN that when she was FUCJING BORN there were men watching her. HEY GUYS !! BABIES ARE CUTE BUT FATHERS SHOULDNT BE HUDDLED AROUND A CUTE BABY GIRL LOOKING AT HER.

and it's not like shes ever had a break from this harassment, her own brother views her as an object. multiple times where makoto has invaded her privacy and harassed her, so shes not even safe in her own home.

AND ALL OF THIS TREATMENT AND SHE STILL KEEPS UP HER PERFECT PRETTY GIRL PERSONA. ☹️ her whole self worth, her IDENTITY is being a perfect pretty girl. even if she hadn't been facing this her whole life, she wouldn't say anything because she is a people pleaser who sacrifices herself. she needs someone who doesn't view her as a god, or an object. thats why she likes saiki ☹️☹️☹️

TLDR; teruhashi haters are NOT allowed 🙁🙁

STANFORD PINES IS CAKED UP AND I'M PROUD TO SAY IT 🙏🙏

Kay so I saw this on Pinterest. And of course I immediately thought of this fandom. Y’all are incorrigible and I love you.

thinking about the horrible injustice i did to natsuri in 2019 (i still cant write characterxcharacter stories one of them is gonna be ooc)

dont even get me STARTED on poly relationships 🙁🙁 (im looking at you polysho ……)

blocking all irl friends from this account RIGHT NOW cause i feel the writers block dying down (guys ford from gravity falls) (swooning over stans got me feeling some typa way 🙏🙏) HEEE HEEE !!!!!!

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furina/focalors x reader

fluff, gender neutral reader !! (lowercase intended)

a/n: omgomg !!! first post, any tips are appreciated !! i absolutely fell in love with furina when i first saw her <33 shes so pretty auauagaha !! requests are open, i should probably set up my account more but like grrr i wanna write for my sillies already 😒😒 ALSOALSO sorry the picture is so UGLY i dont know how 2 make it all framed n pretty but i TRULY do not care enough to learn rn 💔💔 i’ll probably fix it later i dunno

you softly knock on the doors to FURINA’s office, and a faint “enter.” is heard from the other side of the door. you hear her sigh, but as you open the doors and walk in you see her dull eyes light up at the sight of you.

“oh, dear! i didn’t know it was you, i’ve told you that you needn’t knock to enter my office!” she exclaims as she rushes over to you, engulfing you in a hug. you can visibly see a newfound glow in her eyes, and the excitement in her voice unlike the tone you had heard a few seconds prior.

she leads you to her desk, pulling up a chair next to hers and having you sit in it. she starts talking about the latest trial, but your mind is elsewhere.

the way she changed- it was so sweet. had you been anyone else, you’d see the bored and disappointed look in her eyes that emanated disintrest. her voice would be drawn out and whiny, although from what you hear right now you could argue she sounds just as snappy.

but you weren’t anyone else, you’re you. you’re the only one who gets to see her eyes light up and her voice full of love, you’re hers, and you didn’t need to hear her say that. it was obvious for anyone- from monsieur neuvillette to any citizens who’ve witnessed you two roaming the streets of fontaine together, she’s whipped.

if you pointed out these behaviors, she’d definitely fluster and deny the accusations. but she knows its true, you know its true. she was so happy to see you.

(extra !!)

“then, the oratrice- you will NOT believe this darling! the oratrice declared him guilty! it was history, its never disagreed with neuvillette !!.. wait.. are you listening to me?!”

your moment of reflection on how you APPRECIATE and LOVE your adoring girlfriend- was thrown out the window. your fault, honestly, you should’ve been listening to her !!