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I’ve never related to something more in my entire life.
Reading this reminded me a certain John Mulaney segment.
Who needs school? What they lack in general education, they make up for with...
Did anyone in the League even ever graduate high school????? We have like canon or near-canon evidence that literally almost all of them are pretty much middle-school dropouts.
Twice: Orphaned when he was in middle school, had to leave to start working
Toga: Had to go on the run after right after graduating middle school
Dabi: “Died” as a middle schooler, presumably did not continue going to school after surviving the forest fire
Spinner: Hikikomori; might have stopped going to school completely due to bullying
Shigaraki: hidden in underworld shadows since age 5; Never even set foot into a public school
And that leaves Mr. Compress, who is the best candidate to have actually finished his schooling; except I have a funny feeling he might have decided school was lame so he dropped out to become a homeless street magician.
I just want people to laugh at this point tbh I don’t even care if it’s at me or with me
My English teacher started playing "it's not unusual" in the beginning of class and no one could understand why I was crying with laughter
How Loki Could Have Lived In Infinity War
Thanos: Give me the Tesseract!
Loki: You Want It????? Go GeT iT
*pulls out his engraved Tesseract clip*
*throws it and runs the other way*
Loki: StReEt SmArTs
-later-
Thor: Brother! How did you rescue us????
Loki: oh well I used the Bittenbinder Method. I threw him off his rhythm
Peter Parker: *vibrating with excitement*
OR
Thanos: *choking Loki*
Loki: Harder daddy
Thanos: *drops Loki* WhAt ThE fU-