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i cant stop thinking about this letterboxd rewiew on seths stand up.

hey guys! i wanted to make a bill fancam and a john mulaney fancam, what songs do you think i should use?
This is my submission for that tiktok series on theories to how Jaskier hasn't aged

Reading this reminded me a certain John Mulaney segment.

Buckle up folks I just finished a whole bunch of line work that’s got a story!
So I felt like drawing some more dnd stuff cause I’ve been on a kick lately so I made up a character:

She’s a tiefling Druid who decided to give up on society with all of its racism towards her kind and live in the woods.
She doesn’t have a name atm Bc I would want it to be campaign-specific.

She loves birds and takes care of wounded ones she finds. Her earrings are all small trinkets that her birds have brought her.


She’s kinda lazy very resourceful and efficient. She believes that any task can be completed without too much exertion or force on her part. If there are strong folk in the party she’ll leave most of the heavy lifting to them, even if it requires deception.

I imagine this is how she introduces herself to her party.
If any npc is female and cute, she’ll probably be flustered because
Hot Girl
Probably Hasn’t Spoken to a Girl in Months

A lot of her character was inspired by John Mulaney’s New Kid In Town quotes.
Any inaccuracies are a result of:
I’ve never played a Druid + I’ve never played a tiefling + I don’t have a PHB and the pdf didn’t load
And if tieflings have tails, she keeps hers hidden because the corvids liked to tug on it
The last couple of drawings are meh cause I didn’t get a chance to warm up, I just wanted these done in time for mermay which is the same reason that I didn’t color her+I’d rather do it digitally
If anyone wants to use my character idea, that’s cool. If you want to use the art, ask first please. Just dm me.

I absolutely love John Mulaney, one of my favorite comedians my boyfriend and I have watched all 3 of him shows that are on Netflix so many times we can quote it word for word right along with him and still laugh our butts off and this without a doubt gives me strong John mulaney feels and I love it

John Mulaney and Petunia are just the cutest aa 💖💖💖💖💖