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Handsome boy🤫🤏
Он писька
Не важно чё там внизу нарисовано🙄вам этого не надо
Mr. Penis
Закрой🥺свой😉рот💋в сторону🤨Чимина Гради🙄, он😨БОГ!!!😡😡 и ты будешь ему поклоняться!!🥺🥺😇
Omg robot wow how whaaat
Кохаю його дуже сильно 🫶🫶
"Oh my angel is fit as a fiddle"
That fiddle is gonna snap any moment now.
PlEase CaLl a Manager
Supergirl reveal situation: Kara accidentally swears in kryptonian around Lena (who knows kryptonian) . Lena turns and is not that suprised and is like "Kara, sweaty you got something to say to me?" It's pretty bad but I thought it was funny
Kara, in kryptonese: fuck you
Lena, in accentless kryptonese: ask nicely, I might say yes
No! Not My Toddy!
I wonder what Rachel will do now? Is being smelly and dead a good reason to break up with someone? Frankly, I think she’s being a little too immature about the whole thing. Nothing some Old Spice can’t cure.
Will you help solve the murder of the century? There are some clues in the comic if your up for the challenge. Care to take a stab at it? The person to guess correctly gets a prize!
>:u
This story is based on the true story of my grandfather, J. Forest. He used to be boxing all the time, and his favorite boxing move was the “one-two punch”, specifically reserved for “suckers.” Hence, he says, “Give ya the ‘ol one-two punch, suckers!”
That grandpa was punching people all the time in that ring, but one time he got hit in those family jewels by some mean boy outside of that ring. So he said, “Hey, I box you, bro.” On the day of the match, that grandpa hit dat man So hard that he ain’t never hit that grandpa again!
But grandpa knew boxin’ wasn’t no fun and games. His daddy took him on the street and said, hey, look at these boxers. And he showed him a sad old boxer who heard bells in his ears and just didn’t know wat was going on!
From that day forward, grandpa never gave no more one-two punches.
THE END
Ugly Christmas sweater made by Melissa Law. Happy Holidays!
