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don't look at him like that he's just a little guy would you judge a little guy on his birthday ( it is not his birthday )
" O-oh- No, man! I know when my birthday is I don't━ I'm good━━ " ( quickly googling 'help i tricked my friend into thinking i'm ill what do i do' )
don't look at him like that he's just a little guy would you judge a little guy on his birthday ( it is not his birthday )
!!!
( pitters closer )
( snap— )
ʰᵒʷ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗᵒ ʰᶦᵐ .
" ... "
" ... yes. "
@quillheel replied: three vc dont worry about it
"a SQUID???????????????"
They, surprisingly, often forget that for some societies it is abnormal to commit great violence against your fellow cephalopod & hunt them down for sport, let alone to be prepared to do so at any given time. ( it's probably the trauma )
@squidsavior replied ━ throw drink... dw iit's a closed bottle drink. captains are tired =n=
( they catch the bottle without a moments thought and open it in the same fluid movement with their bottom teeth, either popping the cap off if its metal or reducing it to ribbons if plastic. they give one singular nod at the fellow captain in thanks. )
h. hey maybe don't do that. maybe stop. but thanks? maybe?? they think???
" Oh I don’t like royalty, duh, you all know that. And we're sooooooo bad and evil and sick and twisted. But you know where I draw the line ? BAD PARENTING. "
" I’m coming for you King Rhoam ! "
"That may be... very well and true, and the sentiment is appreciated, but-"
... "Wait, how did you come upon this knowledge in the first place-???"
" He gave you PROBLEMS AND ISSUES so I'm going to do the SAME to him. "
he sees law attorneys, occupational hazards, homosexuality and chaos on the dash. a particularly uproarious day, to be sure, but nothing out of the ordinary.
well he doesnt count in that generalization obviously. his sexuality is none of your business but if it WAS your business he'd be straight. mhm. least fruity man to ever exist he might as well have been named after plywood mhm yep
@starmuscd @gloryseized ━ x
Ah! How unfortunate. it would seem as though both of you need your eyes checked. If nothing else, Akira already has the faux eye-glass frames for such a procedure. :)
@tenebriism ━ x
"Ah. ...Thank you for admitting to your mistake, Yusuke." ( IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE. )
No wait everyone shut the fuck up you've been what hold on y
the ro━
.. "Ah, please forgive my lack of awareness, however uncharacteristic it is for me. I suppose I'd simply become accustomed to those kinds of compliments from those who don't... know me, as you and the others do."
"... I am not uncomfortable with such attention, if that is a concern of yours."
. . . he truly hadn't realized it ? Granted, Yusuke tends to explain things in the most intricately worded manner possible, and likely would have helped by just summing it up with a simple ' You're Beautiful, ' but where is the romance and poeticism in THAT ? If a compliment is earned, why not put one's ALL into it ?
" Oh! It's hallows-evening already! How fun! I hope everyone has a pleasant time as the moon shines and the veil is thinnest~! and remember to be mindful of ice! and unwrapped candy! and bears! and- "
... ( You plot your methods of maximum candy obtainment in a competitive manner as Ralsei continues listing concerns. You do not know how he knows so much. Probably Susie's fault. )
" Huh. I've heard the veil is thin during this time... Maybe it'll make escape a little easier? Who knows. Maybe I'll find myself able to join the festivities, with or without Father's permission. "
" You could add cops to that list. Every fucking year, without stop on my tail... "
" What. "
( Whilst offering a can of soda ) " You get used to it pretty fast, in my experience. Sprite? "
@quillheel replied:
im making icons for Robin rn and saw the batman bit and my FIRST thought being just 'alright little buddy get in the bird brigade' w taro is very funny to me actually BHKBG
" when i said i vibe with birds, i didn't mean it like this. "