Fiona: Open Bar I Will Have My Revenge!

Fiona: Open bar i will have my revenge!

May: Seriously how are you this much of a lightweight?

Fiona: I don’t know! so did i keep my dignity last night?

May: This time you hit on Winter Schnee so i would say no,

Robyn: I don’t know i think it went well,

(Last night)

Fiona: Heeey there!

Winter: Umm Hello?

Fiona: Your lucky your such a cutie or i would be mad at you,

Winter: For what?

Fiona (sending her contact info to Winter’s scroll): For screaming my name so lout tomorrow (Winks and walks away)

(Back in the present)

Fiona: Huh, well i (Interrupted by her scroll) I HAVE TO GO NOW!

May: What?

Fiona: That was Winter! she’s got a hotel room for us i need to go now! time to do to a Schnee what they have been doing to us for the last few generations!

May: But she’s a COP!

Fiona: A freaking hot cop i actually successfully hit on!

Glimmer and Catra singing “what we have is you” to each other in their cell,

Here me out here, an episode of Kipo where the gang encounters two rivals one who believes only in focusing on the negatives the other who believes in focusing only on the positives, in the end the group helps them realize that they are both wrong and they come together,

The hook here is that Mr Negative is voiced by Voltaire and Mr Positive is voiced by Weird Al, 

In a Better World 2: ripping off this band aid early

Ozpin: Lie Ren, Pyrrha Nikos, Nora Ren and Ilia Amitola, you retrieved the white rook pieces, and will form team APRL(April) lead by Ilia Amitola!

(Ilia barely containing the urge to shift full pink with embarrassment and joy)

Weiss (Offstage applauding her friend): It was the obvious pick, i mean her only real competition for being a team leader was me, and since i’m on a different team it was a sure thing!

Ruby: Then why were you sweating and looking so nervous?

Weiss: Because your cape is crooked! now straighten it out, it will look bad when i’m formally made team leader if my team is in such a state!

(Jaune with Oscar sitting on his shoulders applauds and waves to the group)

(Pyrrha Smiles blushes and sheepishly waves back,)

(Lie Winks at him and gives him a finger gun,)

(Both notice the other’s flirting and lock eyes the first salvos have been fired, the war the blond himbo is on,)

All this time we were so focused on Ruby having two hands we never realized that it was in fact Penny Pollyndina who was the one with two hands,

Kipo: Maybe send me an angel, the nicest angel you have!

(Smash cut to Wolf laughing manically atop a mound of her foes corpses)