Incorrectquotes - Tumblr Posts
Kenma: Did I accomplish my goals for this year? No.
Kenma: But did I look after my mental and physical health? No.
Kenma: But did I maintain a proper diet and sleep schedule?
Kenma:
Kenma: Listen-
Osamu: What do people who stop their microwaves at 0:01 do with their lives?
Atsumu: I DO NOT want to be beeped at! It is LOUD and OBNOXIOUS and I will NOT takE ORDERS FROM SOME EXTRA HOT METAL BOX!
Hinata: I like the strong and silent type.
Kageyama, behind him quietly lifting up a table:
Makki: Do you realise we never stop tasting our own tongues?
Mattsun: How about I taste yours for a change?
Iwaizumi: Get out of here. Both of you.
Bokuto: Morning! You look beautiful today.
Akaashi: Good morning Bokut-
Bokuto: HAHA APRIL FOOLS!
Akaashi: Oh.
Bokuto: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERYDAY!Akaashi, softly: Oh.
Kageyama, trying to open a jar of pickles: FUCKING SHIT LID
Iwaizumi: I wonder where he got that from.
Oikawa: The fucking fridge.
Bokuto: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you've to FIGHT whoever is under it.
Sakusa: Bokuto no.
Hinata: Mistlefoe.
Sakusa: Stop encouraging him.
Atsumu: If you fuck the person under it then it's mistlehoe-
Sakusa: MIYA ATSUMU.
Meian: Ah yes. A normal Christmas evening.
Kenma: Did I accomplish my goals for this year? No.
Kenma: But did I look after my mental and physical health? No.
Kenma: But did I maintain a proper diet and sleep schedule?
Kenma:
Kenma: Listen-
Kuroo: Damn, the power went out.
Bokuto: Don't worry, I got this.
Bokuto, shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate:
Kuroo: What-
Bokuto: I swallowed a flashlight.
Kuroo, on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-
Kageyama: You. I'm taking you somewhere when I get home.
Hinata: Where and why?
Kageyama: The restaurant and because I want to.
Hinata: But I'm poor.
Kageyama: It's called a fucking date. I pay for you.
Hinata: Wait, is pink a fruit?
Tsukishima: What goes on inside your brain? I'm not even being mean, this time I'm genuinely curious.
Tendou, reading a box of baby formula: Shake well before feeding? Alright.
Tendou, picking up the baby:
Semi: NO—
Hinata: Wanna hear a joke?
Tsukishima: No.
Hinata: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Tsukishima, sighing: Why?
Hinata: To get to the idiots house. Knock knock.
Tsukishima: Who's there?
Hinata: The chicken.
Tsukishima:
Lev: Don't you just love space?
Kenma: Yeah. Personal space.
Lev:
Lev: You're literally cuddling Kuroo-san like your life depends on it.
Osamu: Is 4 a lot?
Suna: Depends on the context.
Suna: 4 onigiris? No.
Suna: 4 murders? Yes.
Tendou: Ushijima may be tall. But he has what we call "baby energy".
Semi: What-
Tendou, points to Ushijima holding a turtle in both hands and baby talking it at eye level:
Semi:
Semi: I see.
Bokuto: If a plant feels sad, do other plants photosympathise with it?
Kuroo: I chlorofeel you man.
Kuroo, about Tsukishima: You're never gonna see me at a debate team meeting again. This white kid started his argument with, "Riddle me this".
Oblivious Girlfriends
Amity: The hell is wrong with her..She is so stupid but yet so cute..
Catra: It will take a while for her to realize and stop being so oblivious.
*Luz and Adora doing whatever they want in the background*
Catra: A looooooooong time...
Soobin: You need to apologize to Taehyun!
Huening Kai: Fine.
Huening Kai: Unfuck you or whatever.