The Sequel Trilogy - Tumblr Posts
I woke up today and chose violence so to piss off the Star Wars dude bros I present you with female characters who could beat up Han Solo:
Would Obliterate Him in Seconds:
1: Any female Jedi
2: Any female Sith
3: Any female Mandalorian
4: Any female Inquisitor
5: Any Force Witch from any coven (Nightsisters, Brendok etc…)
6: Leia
7: Sy Snootles
Would Obliterate Him in Minutes:
1: Aura Sing
2: Cara Dune
3: Fennec Shand
4: Captain Phasma
5: Sugi
Wouldn’t Break a Sweat:
1: Any of Padme’s handmaidens
2: Any female Togruta
3: Jyn Erso
4: Homestly most female Star Wars characters this is just who I could think of off the top of my head.
A Close Fight:
1: Cinta Kaz
2: Paige Tico
3: Eleni Syndulla
4: Hera Syndulla (maybe not beat him in a straight fight, but absolutely outfly him.)
5: Dr. Aphra
6: Maarva Andor
7: Kadara Calrissian
8: Rafa Martez
Let me know about the badass women I missed in the comments, maybe I’ll add them.
(Some may be included in a general category like Asajj Ventress would destroy him, but is included in the Force Witch category. Also feel free to suggest Legends and video game characters, I’m just less familiar with those so I didn’t include characters from them.)
We all must do our part to bully the toxic Star Wars bros, together.
Also let me know if you disagree with the ranking of any of the characters, they aren’t ranked in any order besides general category.
just watched the rise of skywalker and rouge one (weird combo i know) again for like the millionth time and guys. Star Wars will literally never get old. it’s so deep. thE FUCKING LIGHTING IN SOME OF THOSE SCENES LITERALLY JUST MURDER ME. and the quotes. dear Lord the quotes. “rebellions are built on hope” damn near made me cry and i am pretty much physically incapable of crying at movies. “it’s not an army, sir, it’s just…people.” ARGHHGG
Rose: We call that a traumatic experience. Rose, turning to Poe : Not a "bruh moment". Rose, turning to Rey: Not "sadge". Rose, turning to Finn: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO
Damerey Week Day 3 - Oct 25
Canon AU
Confessions
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this” - Star Wars, 1997
Damerey Week Day 4 - Oct 26
Dystopian AU
Amnesia
“Hope, it is the only thing stronger than fear” - The Hunger Games, 2012
Damer Week Day 5- Oct 27
Superhero AU
Presumed Dead
“We all wish we had superpowers. We all wish we could do more than we can do.” - Stan Lee
Damerey Week Day 6 - Oct 28
Soulmate AU
Oblivious Pining
“Take it with you so you’ll always have a way to look back… and remember me.” - Beauty and the Beast, 1992
sorry these ones aren't the best. I kind of rushed through them
