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Fei Hargreeves dating an ornithologist (someone who studies birds)

A/N: I was just thinking about how cute it would be for Fei to date someone who's super passionate about birds and this is what I came up with :]

Warnings: some swearing

Fei first met you one day when she was out at the park for a stroll

Some of her birds had approached you where you were sitting on a bench throwing breadcrumbs

You noticed they were different from the other birds who usually came to the park, so you offered them some of the shiny knickknacks you carried with you for situations just like this as a peace offering

By this point, the crows were intrigued by you, and Fei was as well

She decided to walk over to you and introduce herself

You knew who she was, obviously; I mean, who doesn't know about the aweshocking members of the Sparrow Academy?

When you told her you were an ornithologist, she was thrilled

She found it intriguing that you were so passionate about studying birds and their habitats you decided to make it your profession

Fei decided to ask you out, right then and there, to which you said yes

She could listen to you talk for hours about birds and their habitats

"Now, the interesting things about crows is-"

Most people don't like it when you ramble on and on, but she does. She thinks it's cute you're passionate about something, especially on a topic that hits so close to home and resonates with her so deeply

You enjoy helping her crows find things they can use for their nest, including pebbles, shiny objects, etc.

Often times you'll lose your keys, only to find one of the birds took them to their nest to use as decoration. You're certain that's what happened to the key you gave Fei to your place

Her birds are very protective over you. If they notice there's someone who's making you uncomfortable or appears to be a threat to you in any way, they will not hesitate to attack, beaks open and talons flying as they go in for the kill

If you're any kind of professor or you work at someplace like a college Fei will often sneak into your classes and sit near the back of the room just so she can listen to your lectures

She does this so much at this point she has a designated seat reserved specifically for her, and if she can't make it for some reason then it's because either a) she had some Sparrow Academy shit she needed to do and told you beforehand, or b) something happened to her because she will make it to your lectures, even if she has to rise out of the grave to do it people who have seen s3 will see the irony in this statement

There have been times where she's walked in on you using her birds to put on a fashion show, complete with little hats and everything. She learns not to question it at this point

If there are ever times where she can't find some of her birds for whatever reason, she doesn't worry too much. She knows that they're most likely safe with you, and that you're taking good care of them <3

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Klaus Verstorbene (Highschool AU)

Drama Teacher (Don’t tell me otherwise)

German-Britsh

“Mr K”

Despises Shakespear Plays

Except for Midsummer Night’s Dream because it’s funny

He will quote mean girls on a daily basis.

Wears Pink every Wednesday.

Makes his students wear pink every Wednesday too, girls do it, guys take some convincing but they do it too.

Even the teachers do it.

He managed to turn into a school tradition. Except for the principle.

He’s the history teacher’s Boyfriend.

His door is open for the kids to talk.

Started the GSA in his school.

Thoroughly supports the LGBTQIA+ kids in his school.

He loves musicals.

“He HAd iT cOMinG, hE Had It COmiNg, HE onlY hAd hiMseLF tO BlaMe, iF yOu’D bEEn THere, If YoU’d HeARd iT, i BeT yOU, YOu WouLD’vE DoNe tHE sAMe,”

MCR is his Jam. 

The number of times he’d be seen with the Music Teacher Jamming to MCR would be ridiculous. 

Speaks in fluent German with the Mond siblings

Best friends with Ben. 

They were roommates in college

Klaus pranks Ben all the time

Which sometimes gets the students in trouble as well. 

The principle really doesn’t like him.