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Little moments I loved in tua pt 2/??

- “Did we all… get sexier?”

- “Yeah, you are my ghost bitch”

- “Eat shit, you shit-eater!”

- Just any fight scene of Five vs everyone else bcuz he’s a teleporting badass

- 7: homicidal rage

- “Love shouldn’t have to hurt this much” “🤮”

- Every scene with Ben possessing Klaus because he’s such an adorable dork and I love him

- “My name is Klaus and I’m an alcohoooo… sorry that’s the wrong meeting!”

- Luther just eating his problems away in every scene of season 2

- “*sobbing*like yogurt. How does it know when to stop being milk”

- “My bad” “dipshit”

- “Ugh, Klaus is so dirty!” “Yes you are, daddy”

- “What I am… is sexy trash!”

- When Klaus said “Ben uhh” IT WAS JUST SUCH A SIBLING THING PLS

- yknow what that entire scene of Ben trying to make Klaus let him possess him

- “I have no idea, sorry” “liar” “drop dead.” “Low blow!”

- “Are you really gonna kill him?” “No, I love him” THIS WAS SO CUTE PLS

- “If I were to date a man, you’d be the last man I’d date.” “You’d be lucky to get me”

- “Who in this room knows about love? This one? In secret love with some farm Frau-“ “her name’s sissy” “-which is an improvement from her previous love interest (*allison aggressively shakes her head*) - the serial killer” “what?”

- “Listen up, Casper”

- “Follow my lead” “uh, honey no, I’m the man here” *goes along anyway*

- “Maybe they’re here for Kenny’s birthday party!”

- Luther having to PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN Diego from attacking Five after Five said “well it would if you were smarter”

- “Dad should have left him on the moon”

- “Let’s face it, the healthiest long term relationship in this family was when five was banging that mannequin”

- “What part of the future do you not understand?”

- “I told you I had friends in high places”

- “Anything for family, brother” “well, okay. We are all brothers, beneath the skin” “no. No, literally. You’re my brother in law” “ what?” “Yeah, family barbecues are about to get real weird”

- “First of all, this son of a bitch beams into our living room, with yet another one of your brothers. And he’s talking about stopping one of your sisters from blowing up some buildings?! And I got a dead man wrapped up in my best rug, babe!”

- “Children ride in the back”

- “I heard a rumour that you punched yourself in the face”

- “Where have you been?” “Jail”

- “is there any way that taco are gonna cause the end of the world?” “Well, there’s only one way to find out!”

Five: Looks at you across the room in disappointment

Is it just me or do you y’all think that Jess mariano from Gilmore girls is what five would be like had he not gone through the umbrella academy and Reggie no? Just me?

major tua s4 spoilers read at your own risk

I just watched the deleted scenes from this season and you mean to fucking tell me that they left out that beautiful scene of klaus in alcoholics anonymous??? and chose to give us fucking lila/five??

like that scene made me tear up, cry, and it gave his story so much more meaning this season than what they did choose to put back in there, which completely negated his entire journey in those 6 years. i mean he was almost 3 years sober for christ's sake and you stole that from him and then never fucking acknowledged his struggle as anything more than something trivial?? im pissed.

I believe wholeheartedly that Luther still would have pursued a career as an exotic dancer (come on he's think it would be so much fun!) but for that to be the only option? Let's be real babes he's a himbo but he's not stupid.

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Y/n leaves after an argument with Luther, so Klaus and Ben go after her.

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Okay, I guess now we writers will have to solve this.

Y/n is Five Hargreaves' real wife, he would give his life for her, and no one will EVER make me change my mind.

Me: Alright Y/n, it's time for you to become a bad bitch.

Y/n: But...why?"

Me: Trust me, it's necessary.

Y/n: Oh... okay!

"The umbruella Academy ended just like that"

No, it ends the way the Tumblr and Ao3 writers want it to end.

"Do you regret it?" | Five Hargreaves

Summary: Y/n and Five, drunk at the end of the world .

Pairing: Five Hargreaves X Fem!Reader

A/n: Is this small? Yes, but I decided to post it to ease our broken hearts for five now

"Do you regret it?" Y/n says with her head resting on Five's shoulder.

He was drunk, but not as drunk as she was.

"Of what?" He says trying to sober up so he can understand her.

"Of meeting me." Y/n says and Five laughs at the thought, they grew up together, and after everything they've been through, she asks that kind of question.

"Do you want to know what I regret?" Five says, taking her hand.

"I regret not making you happier, not marrying you, and our retirement not working out." He says and laughs at the end. Y/n lifts her head from Five's shoulder and looks at her upset.

"But you make me happy!" She says with him words a little jumbled and Five smiles softly.

"No, I don't make , I just drag you into every mess I get myself into I'm terrible, grumpy, and I don't understand anything about feelings, I'm sorry." Five says taking Y/n's hand and intertwining his fingers with hers.

"Five?"

"Yes dear?"

"I wish I had married you." She speaks softly and Five smiles closing his eyes.

"I would also love to see you in a white dress." He says imagining her in a beautiful white dress.

"But maybe in another universe... we got married, right?"

"Or maybe you found someone better for you." He says it jokingly, but it hurts to think about love with someone else.

"As if anyone else would put up with me like this."

"You say that as if you weren't the most incredible woman in the world." He gives her a little kiss on the head and keeps his mouth there with his eyes closed.

"Maybe in another universe you would end up with Lila." She says this, and Five frowns.

"I'd rather be killed."

"But if I wasn't in this universe?"

"Well, then my life would be nothing but sadness." Five can't even think about the possibility of living a life without his Y/n by his side, and if there is such a universe, where his Y/n isn't there, he wants to stay far away from it.

They were silent for a while, and Five couldn't help but imagine their wedding, it would be just the way she wanted it.

"Would you prefer to get married in the church or outdoors?" Y/n asks and Five smiles

"She was imagining that too."

"Which do you prefer?" He asks, squeezing her hand tighter.

"I'm not sure."

"Well, I would like it to be just the way you dreamed."

"What's your dream wedding Five?" Y/n says with and Five's smile widens.

"One where you're the bride and I'm the groom."

I swear to God, my heart hurts so much for Five's character still

why the hell does Five blindly trust the other Fives in the diner scene when they tell him to erase the entire family out of existence??? Five who we have seen not even trust himself from the same timeline just from the past?? Five would never trust a bunch of alternate timeline Fives telling him to just kill the whole ass family! sure he goes to the diner when he's being all mopey about Lila (which is already out of character) and running out of options but i would argue this is even more out of character for Five then the entire Five x Lila storyline

What I thought of TUA season 4

(Just my opinion pls no hate n if ppl wanna talk Abt it I would love to)

SPOILERS AHEAD

1. Victor FINALLY having it out on reggie

That was fucking amazing all those years of pent up exhaustion and aggression towards Reginald has finally come out and it was just beautiful to watch tbh

2. Ben and Jennifer

THIS HAD ME IM NGL I LOVED IT SO MUCH I love how through all the timelines there’s ALWAYS them, I was picking up on it throughout the season and it was just amazing, I loved that, I am a hopeless romantic so I was all there for it even tho it did destroy everything

3. Paralells

there were so many parallel’s throughout it from the previous seasons and just even the parallel of Jennifer knocking on the wall to Ben bro It just had me, I also love how the violin was still a theme throughout it through Abigail and the music during certain scenes, also having I think were alone now as the ending song was absolutely amazing although it was a different version/cover I loved that they used it in the first and last episode

4. PLOT TWISTS

BENS DEATH WAS CRAZY, had me and my best friend GASPING I’ve spent years theorising over how he died and I NEVER ONCE thought of Reginald being the case

ALSO ABIGAIL (reggies wife) ended up being on the opposite side which was insane. The way she also let lose on Reginald in the skin of gene was hilarious

5. Lila and Five

Just gonna say this first, I DIDNT LIKE IT. Even though as disgusting as it looks (due to fives body being younger) Lila and five makes sense as Lila said it was survival and they thought that they weren’t ever going to find a way back however five hiding the journal and way home from Lila just to have a relationship with her when she’s HIS BROTHERS WIFE is CRAZY I hate how they made him the bad guy in the end when it came to Lila and Diego and I did hate how they ruined Diego and Lila’s relationship for that :(

The fact they both genuinely fell in love tho is just crazy and tbh I never knew how to feel whenever it was on the screen however klaus, Allison and Luther were HILARIOUS at the confrontation scene.

6. TUA growing up!

Content of the kids FINALLY

IVE WAITING SO LONG FOR THERE TO BE MORE SCENES OF TUA AS KIDS ANS WE FINALLY GOT IT! I loved seeing them interact with each other and also showing that viktor wasn’t CONPLETELY alone growing up as he and Ben had a friendship, it also shows how klaus and Alison’s friendship has been deep rooted since they were young

7. Allison EATING

Allison was HORRIFIC in season 3 as we all know due to her crisis(?) but this season she was such a boss bitch and I actually lived for it icl the way she put reggie in his place and also helped klaus so much it was beautiful

8. The last episode!

The last episode was very Rick and Morty esq. but I loved it, it was so sad but so good and although it felt a bit rushed and I WISH they had more seasons coming they ended it off so well and with the 8 marigold flowers growing at the END END it was just beautiful and also kinda made me think like what if there is more? (Even tho there’s not :() also having all of the characters at the end such as the triplets from season 2, the commission workers, hazel and Agnes, the handler, grace, it was just all amazing and left me speechless

I actually can’t believe it over tho, they did so well with all of it and I love it so much.

Ofc this is all my opinion and I can’t wait to hear what other ppl think cuz honestly there’s so much to debrief and talk Abt it was also rly funny but honestly I loved it.

I’m sorry everyone but I just had a sudden realization

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON THREE IS RELEASED ON JUNE OR JULY 22

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ben probably put the bread

klaus: i turned out perfectly fine!

five: klaus, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

five: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Honestly, Robert Sheehan and Sebastian Stan make me question my lesbianism

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Man Klaus and Dave really are just the bandaid for stucky shippers wounded by endgame huh?

Klaus, after literally nobody notices his Sky Soldiers tattoo, new clothing style, different behavior, dog tags and sobriety: