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waiting for his father to come save him, stopwatch in hand, or his sister, smelling of bargain detergent and smoke and a whole clusterfuck of people he’d tried really goddamn hard to forget about a timeline-or-three ago. begrudgingly, he thought about why he’d given up the moment the marigold had re-entered his system, about the tentative weight of the shot glass in his hand. ; or: klaus goes to an alcoholics anonymous meeting. allison and claire wait outside until they don't. (based on a deleted scene from s4)
new fic :) a short deleted-scene inspired fix-it for everyone who (like me) was horrified that they filmed a klaus resolution and then cut it. steve blackman it's on sight.
anyway, here it is :)
Fei Hargreeves dating an ornithologist (someone who studies birds)
A/N: I was just thinking about how cute it would be for Fei to date someone who's super passionate about birds and this is what I came up with :]
Warnings: some swearing
Fei first met you one day when she was out at the park for a stroll
Some of her birds had approached you where you were sitting on a bench throwing breadcrumbs
You noticed they were different from the other birds who usually came to the park, so you offered them some of the shiny knickknacks you carried with you for situations just like this as a peace offering
By this point, the crows were intrigued by you, and Fei was as well
She decided to walk over to you and introduce herself
You knew who she was, obviously; I mean, who doesn't know about the aweshocking members of the Sparrow Academy?
When you told her you were an ornithologist, she was thrilled
She found it intriguing that you were so passionate about studying birds and their habitats you decided to make it your profession
Fei decided to ask you out, right then and there, to which you said yes
She could listen to you talk for hours about birds and their habitats
"Now, the interesting things about crows is-"
Most people don't like it when you ramble on and on, but she does. She thinks it's cute you're passionate about something, especially on a topic that hits so close to home and resonates with her so deeply
You enjoy helping her crows find things they can use for their nest, including pebbles, shiny objects, etc.
Often times you'll lose your keys, only to find one of the birds took them to their nest to use as decoration. You're certain that's what happened to the key you gave Fei to your place
Her birds are very protective over you. If they notice there's someone who's making you uncomfortable or appears to be a threat to you in any way, they will not hesitate to attack, beaks open and talons flying as they go in for the kill
If you're any kind of professor or you work at someplace like a college Fei will often sneak into your classes and sit near the back of the room just so she can listen to your lectures
She does this so much at this point she has a designated seat reserved specifically for her, and if she can't make it for some reason then it's because either a) she had some Sparrow Academy shit she needed to do and told you beforehand, or b) something happened to her because she will make it to your lectures, even if she has to rise out of the grave to do it people who have seen s3 will see the irony in this statement
There have been times where she's walked in on you using her birds to put on a fashion show, complete with little hats and everything. She learns not to question it at this point
If there are ever times where she can't find some of her birds for whatever reason, she doesn't worry too much. She knows that they're most likely safe with you, and that you're taking good care of them <3
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“First,” Five said as he set his coffee down on a side table, “some ground rules.”
Klaus nodded and tried to look serious, but Five could see where his eyeballs had the usual difficulty staying where they were supposed to (on Five). His ears inevitably had the same problem.
“If you can’t summarize it in five words, I’m not listening.” He thought about it for a second. “Yeah, that’s it. Just give it to me in five words.”
Klaus frowned thoughtfully. He looked up at the ceiling, the corners of his eyes crinkling, his entire face contorting into all sorts of shapes as he tried to fulfill the requirements.
Finally, he raised his thumb and counted off his words as he spoke them. “Died. Got powers back.” There was a long pause before he counted off the final word. “Yaaaay!” He then illustrated his glee by clapping his hands together.
Okay, the five-word rule had been a stupid idea.
Finished this fic! Please come talk to me about these idiots.
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