The Warblers - Tumblr Posts
Kurt: You know if it weren't for Blaine we could've been friends.
Sebastian: Damnit Anderson, goin' 'round ruining all my friendships before they even begin
The New Directions when Kurt left: If I could get Kurt back I'd be a Hero!
The Warblers when Blaine left: Where is gay cyclops? Still trying to stumble his way in?
i start reading acitw for reference for a project and get sucked back so hard into the glee rabbit hole like i spent the last hour looking at my fave performances and i just I love sebastian smythe so fucking much no you don't get it
you don't get it at all he's so annoyingly preppy i would have killed him if i went to school with him i wanna slap him so hard for no reason he's so pathetic and hes a Bitch ™ I love that, I love when gay kids are mean for no reason, why was he so hell bent on winning a show choir competition he's so cute, he smiles so hard in his performances, his insults are so juvenile and tired, he's capable of touchingly sincere gestures, he's an enigma, he's the only thing untouched by ribs garbage writing inconsistency because of grant gustins scheduling conflicts, which means his redemption arc is intact,he's an alpha gay, he's duelling a lesbian in a parking lot, he's stealing your ugly boyfriend, he's ruining your jacket, he has Tin tin ass hair, he is throwing a slushie at you. I wanna break him in half I wanna put him back together I wanna point and laugh at him but I also wanna bitch with him
During the apology scene he looked like he was doing homework and the Mama Bear Lesbian in me acted up so hard I was like My rat bastard is all grown up and doing homework instead of petty bullying? 🥺🥺
During I want you back he was doing this weird duck like Acapella sound and me and my friend called him a duckling ever since. I want to be this mfs cool aunt who squishes his cheeks and asks him how's life send tweet.
I absolutely despise seblaine because of how homophobic it's fanbase is and the fact that in canon it's rooted in malicious unsexy infidelity, and consists of the two of the most despicable characters being even more annoying than they usually are, and one of them isn't even redeemable.
But i always had this hilarious image of one them getting married because their elitist parents approve of them keeping it in the evil rich people community, something something they won't get their inheritance if they marry common folk etc.
It's not pure business, they start out okay, the sex is good or something if sebastian can inhale the hair gel long enough without passing out but then over the years the reality of being married to blaine anderson sinks in and they just kind of emotionally check out and either have an open marriage or just keep cheating on each other, Blaine bc that's just what he does and Sebastian bc a gals gotta cope.
They bring out the absolute worst in each other, the elitism, the cutthroat competitiveness, disregard for people's feelings etc
They tolerate each other but are incredibly snippy and shit to the point where their dinner guests get uncomfortable and stare like 👁️👄👁️
Blaine : Sebastian thinks hes making a difference in the world because he's an environment lawyer
Sebastian: I am, I do. I make a difference you sing showtunes with strained vocals for washed up queers who peaked in highschool.
Their new friend Kurt : 👁️👄👁️