Kurt Hummel/sebastian Smythe - Tumblr Posts

Santana: She is so fake!

Sebastian:Like your boobs?

Santana: My boobs are real.

Sebastian: ...

Santana: REAL EXPENSIVE!

*both laugh maniacally, Kurt facepalms in the background*

Kurt*finishes stitching his own leg*:You can look now

Sebastian: Yeah?

Kurt: Yeah, you did so good. I'm proud of you.

Fucking superb you funky little lesbian

Sebastian Smythe everytime Santana breathes

Santana: Hurry the fuck up up! We'll be late for the wedding!

Sebastian: Will the food be good?

Santana: Whore, it's YOUR WEDDING

Sebastian :I know ! I panicked.

Kurt: Whatcha doin'?

Sebastian: Actively ignoring all my responsibilties how 'bout you?

Kurt really out there thinking Sebastian was sexy enough for someone to want to sleep with him after he tried to blind them, or maybe Blaine is just really loose.

Kurt: You know Britt gives Santana flowers everyday? You could do something like that.

Sebastian:* the next day shoving flowers into Santana's hands*

Santana: What's the occasion, Beanpole?

Sebastian: Girl, fuck if I know

Kurt: Are you a strained relationship with parents gay or a surprisingly healthy relationship with parents gay.

Sebastian and Santana *doing finger guns*: Yes.

Kurt: You know if it weren't for Blaine we could've been friends.

Sebastian: Damnit Anderson, goin' 'round ruining all my friendships before they even begin

The New Directions when Kurt left: If I could get Kurt back I'd be a Hero!

The Warblers when Blaine left: Where is gay cyclops? Still trying to stumble his way in?

Blaine: I can't believe you're dating Sebastian, he tried to blind me!

Kurt: Technically he was just trying to ruin my clothes, whereas Dave threatened to kill me so you got the short end of the stick on reformed bullies

Sebastian to Kurt: Yeah I know you wanna do that thing where we're arguing and fighting but then suddenly it's like woah This Is Hot, then we start making out. Dream On.Or whatever fine, let's just do it.

Kurt: Woahh

Sebastian : Istg the next person to ask how the weather is up is here-

Kurt: Hey, Seb! How's the weather up there?

Sebastian: -is gonna have a great day because they deserve it.

Sebastian*looking at the camera like he's in the office* : If Kurt does One more nice thing I will immediately catch feelings.

Kurt: So I got you coff-

Sebastian: SON OF A BITCH!

Every kb fic ever

peraltiago is straight kurtbastian change my mind.

Kurt: You are so full of yourself!

Sebastian : Well, I'd much rather be full of you, but you think I'm "annoying".