Theyre Trying Their Best - Tumblr Posts
The kind where you swear to god he’s teasing you just to be cruel, dragging his leaky cock between your folds and tapping the tip against your clit to be down right nasty to you
When really he’s just trying his best not cum on the first thrust
need that “oh my god i can’t believe i finally get to be inside you” kinda sex
After re-listening to the Happy Haunting to Boo and Yours audio from the Welcome Home website as a very high Eddie Dear kinnie, BRUH HES JUST TRYING HIS BEST💔💔
Like, he’s trying to talk to Sally and make actual conversation about each other’s costumes and he’s just-, brushed aside😭
decided to do an expedition with the UI custom skin i made!!! honestly pretty fun actually!!! except that lizards wanna maul me to death 24/7 :(
your mushrooms suck, nobody likes you or your idiot plants.
go eat a death cap mushroom
Mushrooms aren’t actually plants! It’s a very common misconception, so don’t feel bad for making an uneducated assumption like that. I know you really like calling things names without actually knowing anything about them. There are six different kingdoms of life, Animals, Plants, Fungi, Protists, Archeabacteria and Eubacteria. Mushrooms, are, of course, fungi!
However, I am very proud of you for knowing the death cap is the deadliest mushroom in the world! Did you find that from my blog, or did you have to look it up yourself? I’ll give you credit for the creativity, it’s a nice break from the regular, boring old « kys ». I feel like you actually tried with this one, and I appreciate the effort. It’s nice to know you care about me that much! 🥰
This is by far my favourite ask you sent, because it’s way more personal than the others, plus you didn’t even call me a slur in this one! You’re getting there 💕
Stepped away from the tv for a bit and came back to my cat trying to help out with killing enemies
Happy holidays!
I feel like transitioning from a human to a rat with four mutant turtle children would be really difficult, so Splinter didn't really teach them about Christmas. However after watching many Christmas movies the turtles would be determined to celebrate too, even if they can't pronounce the name.