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For the last fucking time.

Let. People. Enjoy. Things.

What if... Rivulet came back

...But it was too late?

5houghts on the minecraft movie teaser trailer?

I hope everyone involved with the film finds themselves stricken by the Pharaoh's curse and they all die within the span of 4 years

I saw someone ship Present mic / Inko and now I’m obsessed, thoughts?

OMG ME & A FRIEND WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT LITERALLY THE OTHER DAY ALDKFKSKSKAK

Okay so listen. I don’t want any of the possible softness that could come from Hizashi outside of his hero persona & Inko. I want the absolutely cursed interactions of Mic wooing the protagonist’s mom. I’m picturing him doing his full Present Mic routine—hair, leather, loud DJ quips, & all. & Inko, for some reason, is fully swooning. They are having a romantic candlelit dinner, he is wearing a leopard-print suit & sunglasses in his cockatoo hair, he breaks a wine glass at the volume he tells her she looks positively fergalicious this evening, he is utterly irresistible.

But I especially love considering what would happen when/if Izuku finds out. The sheer amount of stupid nicknames Mic would have for Izuku in any given exchange would be absolutely unbearable. “Well, you see, kiddo, me & your mom—”

😭🤣

Saw @90smovies post this so I had to crop and tell you guys that THIS!!!! THIS IS HOW THE LOST BOYS FLY AROUND!!!!

YOU CANNOT FIGHT ME ON THIS!!! THIS IS HOW THEY LOOK WHEN THEY ARE FLYING ISTG!!

3000 teslas is 306 million (360,000,000) dollars in sales for tesla, which is actually a disgusting number in full and the fact that we have one in my tiny scratch on the map town makes me wanna beat him more

Last minute Mermay drawing because I live on the edge

I rushed this so hard, this is so rushed but I really wanted to draw myself as a mermaid

I based myself off of a Dumbo Octopus, ya’know, those little octopi that are super cute and I want one? Yeah, those ones. I made the tentacles too long but whatever

Also I drew myself wearing a plastic bag as a top, because I couldn’t think of a suitable thing for me to wear (seashells and starfish felt too.. sexual)

I look like a weird underwater elf creature

What thefuck

um my poor man Yook Dong Sik has been on screen for a good 30 minutes and has been verbally accosted by two men (his boss, who also kicked him, and a homeless man), used as a scapegoat for shady shit, lost his job (as far as I can tell) over said shady shit, been literally thrown around by an old man at some form of birthday??? and then yelled at by his... dad? Some old guy...

can I just,,, give him a hug??? Please?

@uzi-x33

I AM CRASHIN TF OUT RNN JAJDJWVSKDID OUR ENTIRE CONVERSATION DELETED AND I CANT RECOVER ITTTT🥱😔🫢😜❕🙁🫢🤫🫢🤐🦟🤐🦟😂🤫😂🫨😜🫨

was gonna make a post exposing ur weirdness in our texts but they are all GONEEEE

After re-listening to the Happy Haunting to Boo and Yours audio from the Welcome Home website as a very high Eddie Dear kinnie, BRUH HES JUST TRYING HIS BEST💔💔

Like, he’s trying to talk to Sally and make actual conversation about each other’s costumes and he’s just-, brushed aside😭

OH MY

he killed the kid

all the young dudes carry the news!

I have 2 day to do 33 pages of English tests. Kill me. I passed a test to skip a stage but NOOO I have to do this one's do > :((((

CAN PARENTS ACTUALLY TALK TO ME FOR FUCKING ONCE!FFS

wow it didn’t take me too long to eventually whip up a design for him lololol

anyways

meet Shir-Kani Tigris, Lala’s older brother

Here are a few fun facts about him:

He’s older than Lala by about 4 years; she’s 17 currently and thus Shir is 21 

Shir’s also actually an alumni of Night Raven College and used to be part of the Savanaclaw dorm (just like Lala currently)

His name [Shir] is a variation of [Shere] which means “Tiger” or “Lion”, while his other name “Kani” means “Strength; Energy; Powerful; Price”

He towers over his little sister, well given that she’s 156cm it’s not too hard to be taller than her; his height btw is 202cm-- yes, he’s as tall as Malleus

He’s the next in line to become “King” of his clan, although he appears to have no attachments to such a title even though he takes his responsibilities seriously

Shir’s an affable and kind guy, if a bit aloof-- he’s also a pretty serious guys, though not too serious that he’s a stick in the mud... although Lala begs to differ. 

He’s also really an overprotective guy, tho this trait isn't at all uncommon in their clan, who will go so far as to be a bodyguard for someone whom he deeply cares about 24/7 (this also extends to his little sister despite her being able to soundly kick his ass 10 times over despite their height and size difference, and the fact that Shir himself is NO PUSHOVER and is really strong himself)

Though he no longer attends the school, at times whenever he’s free from his duties he goes to visit whenever and tries to catch up with Lala... who seems intent to either avoid him/stalk him from afar like a predator would a prey, or challenge him to a death match. Either of the two really.

Shir doesn’t like to admit it but he’s ticklish on the nape of his neck (which is mainly the reason why he grew out his hair and is wearing his current outfit)

Lala: It’s been a long time, aniki~. Want to indulge in a lil sparing for “old time’s sake”~?

Shir: As usual, your itch for blood hasn’t deterred... 

Lala: Of course~! It’s YOU I’m facing against after all. The one I most want to beat and tear apart myself~. 

Shir: .... 

Lala: Stop looking at me with that fucking look of pity on your face, Shir. *her smiles drops as her eyes open with a vicious glare* Every time we meet, you always have that look. It’s pathetic. The next in line has no right to be soft, especially in our clan. Ya know that just as well as I do.

Shir: Of course, the two of us know that all a little too well. .... I just--

Lala: Finish that sentence and I will rip out your throat this instant. And you know very well I could do that barehanded.

Shir: ..... (I know I’ve already apologized to you a thousand times, and you said you’ve long since forgiven me but... that day really made its mark on your psyche... tch.... I really am a failure as an older brother.)

I don’t understand Wreck it Ralph. Like the movie’s narrative makes no sense to me yet I’ve only ever seen people singing its praises

Fr, even in his dying moments they still don't give a fuck about him and it's so sad

dabi: *actively committing suicide*

his family: ''how do i make this about me?''

The thing I hate most about fairy tail is that they threw away interesting platonic relationships that could have been explored so well just to shoe in more content of the romantic relationships. The reason I hate the m*vis ship so much (besides the obvious p*dophillia) is because it took so much away from what could have been a really interesting relationship dynamic between Zeref and Natsu and made his death super unsatisfying. The fact that Zeref and Mavis died because "they loved each other too much" was bad enough as an ending for Zeref but the real thing that frustrated me was that Natsu just leaves Mavis to finish off the only biological family he has left and neither he nor Zeref seem to have a second thought about it. It makes Zeref's origin feel really weak in that even though he sacrificed so much to bring back his brother neither of them seem to really have any emotions regarding each other. Personally, I'm always a big fan of when a story's ending has some connection with the begging so when Zeref's story started with the relationship between him and Natsu only to end with the relationship between him and Mavis it felt like the beginning was just thrown away to give way for a romantic relationship.

Sorry for the rant your earlier post reminded me of how much I hate this ship

You have hit the nail on the head. Not just with Zervis, but with all the romantic relationships we're fed in the series. Fairy Tail's biggest flaw, is that it sets up multiple, genuine, interesting platonic relationships, and then threw them out the window midway through the series for the sake of romantic relationships that were constructed much more poorly. Personally, I think that happened because so much of the fandom fixated on ships instead of anything actually interesting about the series (which makes me *dry heaves* fucking allo people) so Mashima put more focus on them to cater to his fans.

Because, like you're pointing out with Zervis, it makes so much more sense for Natsu to be Zeref's most important relationship. Narratively. Also, it's just far more satisfying. Not just for Zeref, but Mavis's storyline also felt incomplete and cheap because of that (the focus should have been on her relationships to Zera, Yuri, Warrod, and Precht, not Zeref. And during the Alvarez arc, since most of them were dead, it should have been about protecting the guild she worked so hard to create, again, not her horrible relationship to Zeref).

It's not just Zervis we see this with though. The fact that Gray's character development changed to revolve around Juvia towards the end when he didn't even actually like her, rather than Erza, Natsu, or Lucy, you know, his fucking team. The fact that Erza became all about wanting to help fix Jellal as her main motivator. Natsu and Lucy I'm more okay with because they are friends, but I will say, I think it's wonky that it's specifically because of Lucy that all the END stuff happens, I think Zeref should have been the one to trigger it. Even Gajeel and Levy get the unfortunate treatment of only existing because of each other, which sucks, especially considering the potential they had at the beginning of the series.

But yeah no, as they are presented in canon, the romantic relationships are a goddamn scourge on Fairy Tail, and the series would be so much better without them, or at the least, they should have remained in the background rather than the forefront.

I've had to do this again!

to two dumb hispanic bitches!

could not for the life of them accept that I didn't need help and they each got matching black eyes!

then and only then could they listen to me